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<title>welp, these chips aren&#039;t gonna tune themselves</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jan 2025 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>someone&#039;s got a case of the skulkies</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jan 2025 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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I made a minor update to the site over the weekend - I dropped the &quot;share on Facebook and Reddit&quot; code (which was Javascript-based) and replaced &#039;em with a simple HTML link to share on Bluesky, and a permalink button.  Hey, that Bluesky link auto-populates with the hover text of the comic, if it&#039;s not too long!  But you don&#039;t have to take MY word for it - click the link up there and see what happens!  HOPEFULLY ONLY GOOD THINGS WILL&lt;p align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;&amp;ndash; Ryan&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/center&gt;</description>
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<title>the past is a foreign country; i made all my best mistakes there</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jan 2025 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>you COULD mail the list to yourself, if you wish to be, objectively, Extra</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jan 2025 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>the trick is to read a book called &quot;And I Built A Small Shed, And I Baked Some Muffins, And I Donated To Charity - Oh! And I Ran A Marathon. And I Did All Of &#039;Em At The Same Time.&quot; and then you can honestly say &quot;On my day off I read a book, &#039;And I Built A Small Shed, And I Baked Some Muffins, And I Donated To Charity - Oh! And I Ran A Marathon. And I Did All Of &#039;Em At The Same Time&#039;&quot; and as long as you never write it down, you are SET.</title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jan 2025 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>evil spock beamed the victim&#039;s heart out of their chest.  DONE.</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jan 2025 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>but for real, a round of applause for everyone who buys books, ESPECIALLY my books, but others might be okay too</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jan 2025 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>call me todd rogers because i&#039;m gonna cheat really obviously but it&#039;s going to take decades for any consequences to catch up to me</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jan 2025 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>hey, it&#039;s a new decade!!  i started writing this comic in 2019 and only finished it now lol</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jan 2025 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=4 align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=4 align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.qwantz.com/archive.php&quot;&gt;archive&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href=&quot;mailto:ryan@qwantz.com?subject=technically%20there&#039;s%20a%20new%20decade%20starting%20every%20second%20and%20lasting%20ten%20years%20to%20the%20second%20after%20that%20second,%20so%20you&#039;re%20good.%20%20probably%20you&#039;re%20good&quot;&gt;contact&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz&quot;&gt;sexy exciting merchandise&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23&quot;&gt;search&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.qwantz.com/about.php&quot;&gt;about&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-4476.png&quot; class=&quot;comic&quot; title=&quot;RHETORICALLY we&#039;re halfway through it.  LITERALLY there&#039;s probably some shenanigans with year count starting from 0 or whatnot&quot;&gt;&lt;table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width=100 align=&quot;left&quot; valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;&lt;a rel=&quot;prev&quot; href=&quot;http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4277&quot;&gt;&amp;larr; previous&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width=* align=&quot;center&quot; valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;January 1st, 2025&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width=100 align=&quot;right&quot; valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;next&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=3 align=&quot;left&quot; valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;b&gt;January 1st, 2025: &lt;/b&gt;It&#039;s a new year! Who is to say what secrets it holds?  Everyone who is reading this words in the future is to say, obviously, but to us, the year to come is still filled with FUN MYSTERIES and not UNCHANGEABLE REALITIES THAT PREDATE OUR VERY BIRTH.  Take that, the future!&lt;p align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;&amp;ndash; Ryan&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/center&gt;</description>
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<title>yes hello where is this end of history i was promised</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 18 Dec 2024 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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