joke of the day


why dont chicken breasts ave nipples?































































cuz if you froze them they would poke holes in the package!!!!

Drink my breasts •//_\\•

When you only want clean breasts.
#vintage

Rosemary Lemon Roasted Chicken Breasts are out of this world delicious! Oh my word you have got to try this!
Recipe: http://www.theslowroasteditalian.com/2014/01/rosemary-lemon-roasted-chicken-breasts-recipe.html

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All breasts, big or small, are unique. But when it comes to health, our girls all function the same. If you are struggling with fibrocystic breasts, soreness from PMS or menopause, or want to lower your chances of breast #cancer, consider these 5 #foods and #drinks, which enhance breast health.

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The Queen's breast.
Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer was obsessed with the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick reveal...