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Have a nice steaming cup of your personality. That'll be $11.

If Coffee Commercials Were Honest - Honest Ads (Starbucks, Coffee Bean, Folgers Parody)

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15 Subtle Ways To Give Yourself Way Better Odds

"Pour me another glass. I'm trying to lose weight."

These myths were probably all conjured up by people who were totally plastered.

And they smell like sexy, sexy boars.
As one does.

Despite what the media reports, there are good things going on around the world.

So we decided to sample the Bundy Mimosa, and five other gag beverages from our favorite shows.

Pop Culture Cocktails That'll Eff You Up In Real Life

Two of the world's most favorite pastimes are getting drunk and watching television. It's even more fun to do those two things in conjunction with one another, especially when the shows are inventing new and exciting cocktails for you to try.

Those death before decaf people might have a point.
Plus, you'll blow everyone's mind.

17 Brilliant Food Hacks For The Lazy And Hungry

Sorry, fry cooks.
Which is a good thing.
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15 Overseas-Only Products That'll Make You Want To Defect

Still, it makes your pasta taste better.
Bubble yikes.
Putting aside flavor, of course.
You know what, just always designate a driver. Or get one of those app guys to come get you.

You know what, just always designate a driver. Or get one of those app guys to come get you.

The only thing that makes you less drunk is time.

Urban Legends About Alcohol (That Are Complete B.