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John Fugelsang
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JohnFugelsang
NYC, LA & The Beautiful South
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I'm a comedian and an actor and a broadcaster and a recovering cynic Sirius/XM #121 M-F instagram: instagram.com/johnfugelsang/
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John Fugelsang
@JohnFugelsang
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I once know a guy smoked so much weed he accidentally paid to see Avatar in 2-D.
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John Fugelsang
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McDonald's test-marketing garlic fries is like having a toxic ex who suddenly becomes irresistibly attractive and keeps begging you to come over.
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John Fugelsang
@JohnFugelsang
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NYC actually hates you. You lost your own district in the NY GOP primary.
You lost your own building. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
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John Fugelsang
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I've created a toilet paper dispenser roll that's mounted 6 ft high on the bathroom wall for people who live with kittens.
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John Fugelsang
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Everybody please wish a happy anniversary to @thedavidcrosby & his amazing wife Jan.
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TonyK
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@JohnFugelsang it's that simple pic.twitter.com/Qd6LzZR7rf
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John Fugelsang
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Yes but if right wing evangelicals cared about “God’s law” you wouldn’t have voted for Caligula.
PS- In the Bible, God has zero problem commanding the slaughter of many many many many children and fetuses. Oh & He also commands inducing miscarriage in Numbers. twitter.com/truthismaster/…
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John Fugelsang
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Remember, Missouri Senate & #AlabamaAbortionBan are happening bc GOP decided the 1st black POTUS should also be the 1st POTUS denied a SCOTUS nominee vote.
Not saying it's racist; just saying they should all have to deny it was racist & claim -forever-it was mere coincidence.
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John Fugelsang
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Mavis Staples with David Byrne performing 'Slippery People' at The Apollo pic.twitter.com/FKiso9CNQh
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Bender Rodriguez
@HilsenradJesse
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Want to end almost all abortions? Then fund birth control education. Condoms are a very effective solution to the abortion problem. Oh, but birth control is wrong? Right...
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John Fugelsang
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Wow. How lucky for a woman who's been raped & impregnated that she has evidence. twitter.com/USBee1776/stat…
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John Fugelsang
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And if you really cared about the unborn you'd stop denying climate science.
We can do this all day.
You won't end abortions -only the safe ones.
You;re free to fight to lock up women/doctors; USA's not with you on this.
Anti-abortionism is how Trump defenders claim morality. twitter.com/michaeljknowle…
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John Fugelsang
@JohnFugelsang
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Hey #AlabamaSenate - if you still deny climate science is real, stop telling us you care about the unborn.
#RoeVWade
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John Fugelsang
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So any rape or incest victims forced by the state to bear their rapist's child need to stop complaining bc there aren't too many of them. twitter.com/michaeljknowle…
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John Fugelsang
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John Fugelsang
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Alabama rapists thank the state GOP for finally giving every one of them the option to pick the mother of their next child.
#RoevWade
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John Fugelsang
@JohnFugelsang
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15 de maio |
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The right wing guys who berated you for not wanting war w/Iraq...
...and then berated you for being right about Iraq...
...and then berated you for not believing Trump was really anti-war...
...are getting ready to berate you for not wanting Trump's war w/Iran.
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John Fugelsang
@JohnFugelsang
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15 de maio |
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Alabama GOP is:
SO MORAL
SO PRO LIFE
SO ANTI-BIG GOVERNMENT
SO CHRISTIAN
...they just voted to let the state force rape victims to carry their rapists' children.
#roevwade
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John Fugelsang
@JohnFugelsang
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15 de maio |
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America is where the Planned Parenthood shooter was too insane to stand trial for murder but not too insane to legally buy semi automatics. #RoeVWade
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John Fugelsang
@JohnFugelsang
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Happiness is an inside job.
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