Suspiria (I) (2018)

Easily one of the worst movies Ive ever seen. I was so excited to see it when I found out that Thom Yorke was doing the score. Drove 2 hours to see it in a select theater, and sat dumbfounded by the time the credits rolled.

This is a long, confusing mess of a movie, with hardly any plot or characters. Development happens instantly and choices make zero sense. By the time you start to think you understand whats happening, the insane third act happens throws you through the windshield.

As for pros, the score by Thom Yorke is phenomenal and made it worth it. Its too bad it wasnt utilized well when integrated into the film. The acting From Tilda Swinton is great, but everybody else feels like they are sleepwalking.

There is a dance sequence about 2/3 the way in that was mesmerizing and easily the best part of the movie. I wish the rest was like that.

I felt changed after watching this, like it had sucked a part of my soul and left me hollow. It's not a horror movie, it's kind of a stretch to call it a movie at all. It's just a series of barely connected scenes put together. You could watch any scene from the first two acts out of order and it would feel the same. There's no real timeline or understanding of what's taking place.

I honestly cant reccomend this movie to anyone, although my boyfriend loved it. Just treat yourself to the soundtrack and leave it at that.