Guess Your Age and Weight Man
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Caricaturist
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Duff Blimp Pilot
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Moe Szyslak
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Apu
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Wax Museum Worker
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Soldier #2
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Parade Santa
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Nerd #1
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Chief Wiggum
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With her self-esteem shattered by a school carnival cartoonist, Homer decides to enter Lisa in a local children's beauty contest, which she ends up winning by default. But when she finds out how heavily involved Laramie Tobacco is in using the contest to sell cigarettes, she uses her position as a platform against the tobacco industry and other establishments of power and corruption.
Written by Daniel Timothy Dey
Lisa's swearing in as Little Miss Springfield is identical to LBJ taking the Oath if office on November 22, 1963. If you look close, Marge is portraying Jackie Kennedy as she stands next to Lisa dressed all in pink.
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Goofs
Revealing mistakes:
When Lisa is announced the Runner up and Amber Dempsey is announced the winner, the other candidates in the background disappear, in the next shot, they appear in the background again.
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Quotes
[after Lisa loses the pageant, the family is watching the winner being crowned; it starts to rain]
Marge:
Oh, dear. It would be such a shame if that pretty dress got wet. Lisa:
I'd say the bigger danger is her sceptre acting as a lightning rod. Unless it's made out of plastic.
[BOOM!]
Bart Simpson:
Nope, metal. See more »