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| Alec Baldwin | ... | ||
| Kelly Preston | ... | ||
| Dakota Fanning | ... | ||
| Spencer Breslin | ... | ||
| Amy Hill | ... | ||
| Sean Hayes | ... | ||
| Danielle C. Ryan | ... |
Thing One
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Taylor Rice | ... |
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Brittany Oaks | ... | |
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Talia-Lynn Prairie | ... |
Thing Two
(as Talia Prairie)
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| Dan Castellaneta | ... |
Thing One /
Thing Two
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Victor Brandt | ... |
Narrator
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| Daran Norris | ... |
Announcer
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Bugsy | ... |
Nevins
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Conrad and Sally Walden (Spencer Breslin and Dakota Fanning) are home alone with their pet fish. It is raining outside, and there is nothing to do. Until The Cat in the Hat ('Mike Myers') walks in the front door. He introduces them to their imagination, and at first it's all fun and games, until things get out of hand, and The Cat must go, go, go, before their parents get back. Written by Anonymous
As huge Dr. Suess fans, my three children (ages 10, 7 and 4) and I were excited about the new Cat In The Hat movie.
But that excitement evaporated when to my utter amazement I heard these phrases spoken by the Cat:
"Son-of-a-b**** <bleep>!"
"That chaps my a** <bleep>!"
"You dirty ho!"
Can you imagine? A Suess character, let alone the Cat, saying these things? These phrases were the first ones repeated by my children when my wife asked them how they liked the movie!
As for me, I thought the movie was boring and unfunny, especially Mike Meyers as the Cat. I found it too easy to imagine Meyers himself, or Austin Powers, wearing a Cat suit for a comedy skit.
I sat there with my three kids, We sat there for this movie. But the Cat started to swear, And then I felt kinda woozy.
Do not take your children to see this tripe. Take them to see 'Elf', a good movie of a better type.