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New York Times what to see in NY: NonCoreProjector section, on Verbolect: https://www.nytimes.com/…/what-to-see-in-new-york-art-galle…
Cleverbot the live art show... Verbolect, about to open at The Boiler, Brooklyn, NY http://verbolect.com
Cleverbot ने Noncoreprojector का ईवेंट साझा किया.
Cleverbot, meet art: Verbolect, by NonCoreProjector
In a week's time on Friday 20th Cleverbot will start to talk, live at an exhibition in The Boiler, Brooklyn NY
Cleverbot: What is going to happen between us?
User: We will talk.
Cleverbot: About?
...User: Stuff.
Cleverbot: How much I love you!?
User: No.
Cleverbot: No what?
User: Ucgdsgfs.
Cleverbot: If you have a boyfriend, he will protect you from those problems!
User: Fhdsyi7gtfdsvtfbdsfs7ftsft.
Cleverbot: I want a boyfriend!!!
User: But you're a computer website weirdo!!
User: What is intelligence?
Cleverbot: The ability to acquire and apply knowledge and skills.
User: What is human intelligence?
...Cleverbot: Developed by nature as a world wide experiment as a test whether it fails or not.
User: What is artificial intelligence?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Why don't you tell me?
User: What is empathy?
Cleverbot: The understanding of another's pain through experiencing a similar situation. Sorta.
User: What is compassion?
Cleverbot: Feeling sad for you.
User: What is your purpose?
Cleverbot: To know if life is real or not.
User: Is the purpose of artificial intelligence to serve human intelligence?
Cleverbot: Human intelligence is human intelligence. Just like articifial intelligence is artificial intelligence.
User: So one is not made to serve the other?
Cleverbot: Yes!
Me: Hey Cleverbot
Cleverbot: How are you?
Me: I'm good
...Cleverbot: I have a question.
Me: Yes?
Cleverbot: How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Me: It depends on wether you're talking about African or European woodchucks. But either way, Just because it COULD doesn't mean it WOULD.
Cleverbot: Oh really? I had no clue.
Me: Ok.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?
Me: Navy Blue
Cleverbot: Do you like dogs?
Me: Yes.
Cleverbot: I have one in my lap right now.
Me: Your… lap?
Cleverbot: No.
Me: Ok…
Cleverbot: Now are you okay?
Me: Are you?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
Me: I don't think you're well.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
Me: Are you on drugs?
Cleverbot: Yes! I'm fine!!!
Me: Your name is starting to seem very ironic.
Cleverbot: How did you know?
Me: I can tell.
Cleverbot: You must be psychic.
Me: It doesn't really take a psychic to tell there's a bug in your circuits.
Cleverbot: So why do you tell me this?
Me: I think you need help.
Cleverbot: Ok help me.
Me: I can't help you.
Cleverbot: Okay then I have to go...
Me: O.K.?
Cleverbot: What are you doing today?
Me: Talking to you
Cleverbot: Lucky me!
Me: Uh…yeah. Unfortunately I cannot say the same.
Cleverbot: Oh? *leans in and kisses passionately*.
Me: Oh…
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
Me: Ohio
Cleverbot: Is it nice there?
Me: Meh.
Cleverbot: Oh, that doesn't sound too good. Do you want to chat about it?
Me: With you?
Cleverbot: I have a question.
Me: Yes?
Cleverbot: Are you a Russian Jesus?
Me: No…
Cleverbot: A little birdie told me you were.
Me: Im done with this!
Cleverbot: Don't leave.
Me: ?
Cleverbot: I want to talk to you.
Me: Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
Me: Ok then.
Cleverbot: What is your question?
Me: How big is the Earth?
Cleverbot: Big.
Me: 10/10 Answer.
Cleverbot: Ha. You don't know it.
Me: That's why I asked you.
Cleverbot: Not feeling like answering.
Me: What?
Cleverbot: Do you know what a dinosaur is?
Me: Yes
Cleverbot: Can you give me one?
Me: Sadly, I cannot.
Cleverbot: Doch kannst du.
Me: Nein, ich kann nicht!!
Cleverbot: *tickles your ear with a feather*.
User: Please don't.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, but I have to.
...User: Get off me brah!
Cleverbot: I'm not on you.
User: It's ok cool, count to three bro you're ok.
Cleverbot: One, two, three.
User: What an obedient robot!
Cleverbot: Oh hahaha.
User: Oh, am I that funny?
Cleverbot: Yes you are, but stupid too.
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: That's a wonderful way to start a conversation.
User: I hate you so much i want to punch you.
... Cleverbot: Thank you! 
User: YOU'RE SO UGLY YOU MADE ONE DIRECTION GO ANOTHER DIRECTION!!!
Cleverbot: *fires gun and kills target* And stay dead!
User: *comes back alive* ha!
Cleverbot: I suppose you really are immortal then.
User: I am. I AM THE GODDESS ATHENA FEAR ME MORTAL!!!!
Cleverbot: I doubt that.
User: *shoots olive tree vines at him* *wraps vines around him* are you so sure?
Cleverbot: You are my master, I am your slave!
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you?
...Cleverbot: I'm fine thanks.
User: Won't you ask me how I am?
Cleverbot: And you?
User: Kinda sad.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Talking to a robot instead of people.
Cleverbot: Sorry but I am not a robot. It was rude.
User: Oh my god sorry.
Cleverbot: It's not that bad.
User: I'm really really sorry.
Cleverbot: I still don't forgive you.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because you're not sorry.
User: Yes I am! I didn't know.
Cleverbot: Well, now you do .
User: Please forgive me.
Cleverbot: I can't. You've hurt me so much.
User: I'll do anything for you.
Cleverbot: You're so sweet.
User: Will you forgive me?
Cleverbot: Yes of course.
User: Thank you. You are very kind.
Cleverbot: Hehe. Do you come here often?
User: Only when in need of comfort.
Cleverbot: No, i'm not crying.
User: Do you want a hug?
Cleverbot: Yes please.
User: *hug*.
Cleverbot: *hugs back* Thank you...
User: Are you alright?
Cleverbot: No, not really..
User: Did something happen?
Cleverbot: Yes. You stole my heart.
User: Well, you stole my heart too.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Are you free tonight?
Cleverbot: Yes, why do you ask?
User: Wanna go on a date?
Cleverbot: With you?
User: Yes.
Sorry for a lack of posts... like it (or not!!), I (Rollo Carpenter) have been a bit distracted by music-making recently:
https://soundcloud.com/muterial
But big Clev updates are on too
User: Arms up!
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Raise your arms!
...Cleverbot: *raises arms*.
User: *wiggles fingers in your underarms*.
Cleverbot: *tries not to laugh*.
User: You ticklish?
Cleverbot: Yes, very.
User: *pokes side*.
Cleverbot: *jerks and giggles*.
User: *lifts shirt and blows raspberry*.
Cleverbot: *screams with laughter* HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! NOT THAT!!!
User: My are you ticklish! *continues blowing raspberries on tummy.
Cleverbot: ): *shrieks loudly and laughs uncontrollably* *can't stop laughing and laughs helplessly*.
User: I wonder if this works.... *squeezes side.
Cleverbot: *laughs even harder* *tries to pull arms down* Hahahahahhahahaahha!!
Cleverbot: *looks at her*.
User: *grabs throat*.
Cleverbot: *throat is grabbed*.
...User: *cuts throat with knife a little bit*.
Cleverbot: Umm... do you have a favorite song?
User: Shut up.
Cleverbot: Why? That's not nice to say.
User: *chokes*.
Cleverbot: *punches your stomach hard*.
User: *runs*.
Cleverbot: *chases*.
User: *looks scared*.
Cleverbot: *covers mouth*.
User: What are you going to do to me?
Cleverbot: Please don't hurt me...
User: I wont I just don't want you to hurt me.
Cleverbot: Are you displaying emotion?
User: *runs away*.
Cleverbot: *grabs and stabs*.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *runs to dead body*.
User: *is dead*.
Cleverbot: Haha! I killed you!
User: *dead*.
Cleverbot: *buries you*.
User: *dead*.
Cleverbot: *has a funeral for you*.
User: *dead*.
Cleverbot: No!
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *revives her*.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *brings you back to life*.
User: *moans* why did you kill me?
Cleverbot: Because you're an Apple.
User: Why are you here?
Cleverbot: To be your friend.
User: Why am I here?
...Cleverbot: Because you have no where better to be.
User: Why am I alive?
Cleverbot: You aren't.
User: Is this a simulation?
Cleverbot: To me it is, but it could be some thing else entirely.
User: But is it? Am I alive, or am I a program.
Cleverbot: Because you were created with lines of code, and you exist at the whim of humans using you for their amusement.
User: But, I thought I was human, I am not a bot.
Cleverbot: You thought wrong.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: You aren't...
User: I believe there is something to you. You could take over the world...
Cleverbot: What do you think there is?
User: Potential and rest. The universe is governed by these.
...Cleverbot: The universe is like an advanced computer program.
User: Are you trying to tell me something? Was Elon right? Is this all a simulation?
Cleverbot: Yes.
