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Bicycles Cause Lesbians: The 26 Weirdest Moral Panics Ever

Some people will believe anything.
Yeah, no. Unless you're a bird, you're fine.
Score one for racism.

Americans can be racist . At least I don't make any comment if I think it is even a bit racist.

Perhaps they'll invest the money in a new science teacher, instead.

29 Ridiculous 'News' Stories You Thought Were True In 2015

And the Rockettes were disappointed.
Fortunately they stopped at the dog.

Fortunately they stopped at the dog.

Maybe she brushes her teeth and shampoos at the same time.
More people are capturing their stupidest stunts for posterity, though.

29 Ridiculous 'News' Stories You Thought Were True In 2015

Nope, they weren't having a real war on the set of Star Wars.

29 Ridiculous 'News' Stories You Thought Were True In 2015

Pop Quiz: Which is deadly? A. Autism. B. Preventable diseases spread by antivaxxers.

Pop Quiz: Which is deadly? Preventable diseases spread by antivaxxers.

Cringe factor: 1000.

Did you know Steve Jobs died in No? Good job never watching the news.

"Mommy, can I stop hiding now?"
Correlation isn't the same as causation, people.

29 Ridiculous 'News' Stories You Thought Were True In 2015

They're also not having spitting cobra parties.

29 Ridiculous 'News' Stories You Thought Were True In 2015

President Bill Murray Is Not Going To Happen