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On Saturday, May 11, OPR reporter David Pascall returns in search of truth, praise, and murder. From The Onion and Onion Public Radio, this is A Very Fatal Murder Season 2. Available only on Luminary. luminary.link/onion
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"I decided not to bring in a soda bottle because it would’ve stuck out of my coat and risked drawing too much attention."

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WESTBOROUGH, MA—Executing a plan he had carefully devised and practiced in his mind several times, local moviegoer Kevin Shepard managed to sneak his own candy past the teenage Regal Cinema usher earning $7 an hour Thursday, sources confirmed. “I made it. All I had to do was tuck the Crunch bar ...

"The only thing that matters in our faith is the relationship between a Christian, his underage conquest, and God. That’s really what the Reformation was all about."

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TULLAHOMA, TN—Emphasizing a simpler, more plainspoken approach to sexually abusing minors, a local evangelical minister told reporters Tuesday his church peels away all the extravagance and ostentation historically associated with molestations in the Roman Catholic faith. “You don’t need all t...