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Board Game Day *

* (restored)

 

A board game is a game in which counters or pieces are placed on, removed from, or moved across a “board” (a premarked surface usually specific to that game). As in other forms of entertainment, board games can represent nearly any subject.

 

 

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GO: Jacques Roubaud

Jacques Roubaud is a poet, mathematician, novelist, and member of the Oulipo since 1966. In his book ɛ (1967) he structured a poem-sequence according to the rules of the Japanese board-game GO, which he helped introduce into France. In that book, each poem participates in three separate, intertwining sets of poetic sequences distinctly determined (1) by their representation of moves in an actual game of GO, (2) by their place in an abstract figure, or constellation of poems, and (3) by their place in a ‘paragraph’ of poems organized according to a pseudo-mathematical justification. Two examples:

I belong to the finger that strikes the la to the flow to the coat to the honey plate to the moccasin to bumblebee fur I belong to the blue seer at the window

I belong to everything not to fire yesterday nor to the nail tomorrow to everything simultaneously I have this power that is not what I can nor what I am I belong

how was I saying there are cinders that I am not wheels I have not turned squares where I have not been an angle

how was I saying there are eyes through which I have not seen without me masses have thrown themselves upon the rocks without me truths have come to the end of their chain.

I dream that you smile
that we speak at my door
of books you have read
of the weather as you please
it’s nighttime in Paris
then it rains in our wine
I dream a wet garden
then we walk the streets
like coming home from school
steps ahead of our dog
adieu adieu age of games
the age of winds has gone
and everything could be better
everything could be different
I awake among the cries
a madman in derision
calling Marie Marie
and me I am in this black
and I know you are dead
and no one awaits you

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5 Eurogames

I enjoy explaining game rules, and I always introduce the game by first describing the game concept. Every rule has a role in supporting the game concept. If players can wrap the whole idea of the game around their heads, then all the individual rules ought make sense. Players can sit down and get to work at trying to win. If they can’t get the game concept, then most likely you’ll see the “deer in the headlights” look. “Okay, you explained the game to me but… what am I supposed to do?”

A game, at its best, is more than a bunch of mechanisms. It is a coherent system of mechanisms with a theme of its own. Let’s call this theme that summarizes the system of mechanisms the game concept. There is nothing to prevent a game built from a bunch of connected mechanisms from being lots of fun, but I think that having a strong game concept takes the game up a level. It helps to focus the players’ goals. It adds meaning to the game apart from the theme. It defines the game.

Stefan Feld’s Notre Dame: Players play as well-off Parisians in the 15th century who wish to improve the importance and appearance of the city quarter around the famous Notre Dame cathedral. The primary game concept is original but simple card play players use to permanently improve their influence in the quarter. However, turn after turn, round after round, players must make choices that can have major implications. If one does one thing, then the other can’t be done. Concentrating on one aspect means automatically ignoring another, which, above all others, is particularly dangerous in the case of the gradually approaching plague….

Players choose among a series of actions which help them to score points, gain resources, or avoid catastrophes. The more you are able to take the same action during the game, the more valuable it becomes. The trick is that in each turn, a player is presented with three possible actions, and he must decide which one to play, and which ones to make available to the players to his left.

Cyril Demaegd’s Amyitis: On any given turn, a player will take one of five different actions. The Merchant and Peasant each give you distinct types of resources. The Engineer gives you immediate points and a shot at a majority battle, for more points, on the main part of the board. The Priest lets you take part in a different majority battle in a small part of the board, which help you win more points or resources depending on where you choose to play. Finally you may move the caravan – in which you spend the resources you earned elsewhere to earn: points from cards, income, faster caravan movement, or the ability to earn points on the main board, which in turn is limited by choices made by players who chose the Engineer earlier in the game.

So the game Amyitis is about… I’m not sure. Cyril Demaegd described it as having a “star structure” rather than a “line structure”. I think I understand his point. Some games, ones with a linear structure, have their elements lined up like dominoes. The first one effects the next one, and so on down, until the last mechanism which affects the victory conditions. There are some very clever mechanisms in the game, and notwithstanding the nightmare “star structure”, the interrelationships play well. However, playing Amyitis is a little like playing with sand. It can be lots of fun, but there is nothing to hold on to.

Reiner Knizia’s Stephensons Rocket: Knizia expands his fleet of tile laying games with this game about colliding railroads in early 1800’s England. There are seven different rail companies that players can expand. Each time you extend a rail, the other stockholders can veto your action, but it might cost them their shares. When two companies’ rail touch, the railways merge to become one. The game is over when only one company remains or there are no rail tiles remaining, and the winner is the player who earned the most money over the course of the game.

A game can seem more complicated than it is when its game concept is weak. In a public appearance, Reiner Knizia once said that scoring and victory conditions are good things to manipulate to get the players to do what you want. In the case of Stephensons Rocket, he took his own advice too well. He made the game work by tinkering with the scoring mechanisms at the cost of maintaining a strong game concept. The final product is a good game, but at times it seems to be a runaway train that is in constant danger of running off its rails.

Andreas Seyfarth’s Puerto Rico: The players are plantation owners in Puerto Rico in the days when ships had sails. Growing up to five different kind of crops: Corn, Indigo, Coffee, Sugar and Tobacco, they must try to run their business more efficiently than their close competitors; growing crops and storing them efficiently, developing San Juan with useful buildings, deploying their colonists to best effect, selling crops at the right time, and most importantly, shipping their goods back to Europe for maximum benefit.

“Puerto Rico” by Andreas Seyfarth may be the great enigma when it comes to the notion of game concept. There are many facets to the mechanics. Each one is essential and none seems to dominate. Is the game about the role selection? The selection of roles is a central and original concept. Puerto Rico is relatively complex for a Eurogame, and it cannot be summarized by a simple game concept. Games such as Puerto Rico cannot readily be understood in terms of their component mechanisms nor summarized by a central mechanism that drives all others. The cogs of each mechanism are too tightly meshed. The game concept is the total effect. The challenge is to create a structure that is complex enough to satisfy the designer’s ambitions, but simple enough to be comprehensible. Anyone who has taught Puerto Rico to a newbie knows that even the simple structure pictured above starts to push the limits of comprehensibility for most people.

Karl-Heinz Schmiel’s Die Macher: “Die Macher” holds together remarkably well despite being one of the most baroque of all German games. It takes about 45 minutes to teach the rules for Die Macher, and each turn has 13 phases. I don’t think too many players would tolerate that sort of complexity if its mechanisms didn’t tie so well to its election theme. When a theme is strong, the theme merges with the game concept. “Players represent political parties, each trying to get as many votes in regional elections as possible, which earns you points. You’ll attempt to manipulate your party’s policies and public opinion in order to get votes in those regional elections. Success in those elections in turn enables you to control the national agenda, which scores you more points.”

Die Macher benefits from both a strong theme and a reasonably central mechanism to maintain some conceptual unity. As games move along the spectrum from “Eurogame” to to “Simulation”, the mechanics tend to blossom around the need to recreate reality rather than to maintain any conceptual unity. For many of the best games like Die Macher – including ones with strong themes – a game is about its game concept. The game concept may be a strong central mechanism that the others all relate to. Whatever it is, it brings the entire system together so that the player knows just what… the game is about. Without a game concept, what’s inside the box can still be fun, but it may just be six mechanics in search of a game.

 

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10 board games from the 90s


‘The Grape Escape’ (0:30)


‘Dizzy Dizzy Dinosaur’ (0:30)


‘Crossfire’ (0:30)


‘Hungry Hungry Hippos’ (0:15)


‘Perfection’ (0:30)


‘Don’t Wake Daddy’ (0:14)


‘Splat’ (0:30)


‘Mall Madness’ (0:15)


‘Ludo’ (0:30)


‘Jurassic Park’ (0:19)

 

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Guy Debord: Board Game Designer
by Nathan Heller

The French iconoclast Guy Debord tends to be known in America—if he is known at all—for two things, both of which peaked in the student movements of 1968, when he was thirty-six. Debord was a founder of the Situationist International, an underground organization whose roots lay in Dada and cultural Marxism and whose whimsical slogans, creative defiance, and cryptic prose attracted dreamers on both sides of the pond. He was also a curmudgeon. His 1967 book, The Society of the Spectacle (the other thing he’s known for), was the high point in a lifetime of faultfinding, paranoia, and alienation …

Still, he thought his legacy would rest on something else. “I succeeded, a long time ago, in presenting the basics of [war] on a rather simple board game,” he wrote in 1989. “The surprises of this kriegspiel seem inexhaustible; and I fear that this may well be the only one of my works that anyone will dare acknowledge as having some value.” Debord invented the Game of War, as he called it, in his early twenties—he had no military background—and patented it ten years later. The version that finally reached market in 1987, after more than two decades, included blow-by-blow commentary on a match between Debord and his wife, Alice Becker-Ho. (read the entirety)

 

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BoardGameGeek.con

Like Fantastic Fest and, recently, GenCon, BGG is an annual Dallas-based convention focusing exclusively on board games. Twenty-five major board game vendors participate to show and debut the latest and greatest in new games and gaming products. The Flea Market is a 30-45 minute event where participants can sell off their new or used games in a flea market style. Special guests include Jason Matthews of 1960: The Making of the President fame and Tom Lehmann, creator of Race for the Galaxy.

 


BGG.con tour


‘Agricola’ at BGG.con


Library at BGG.con


‘Heroscape’ at BGG.con


‘Pitchcar’ at BGG.con


The flea market at BGG.con

 

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Ten writers & artists re: chess

‘Chess is the touchstone of intellect.’
— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

‘Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you could find anywhere outside an advertising agency.’
— Raymond Chandler

‘Chess is a fathead and feudal game.’
— Georges Perec

‘Chess is as much a mystery as women.’
— James Purdy

‘Life is too short for chess.’
— Byron

‘The chess-board is the world, the pieces are the phenomena of the Universe, the rules of the game are what we call the laws of Nature. The player on the other side is hidden from us.’
— Aldous Huxley

‘Chess is mental torture.’
— Thomas Bernhard

‘I am still a victim of chess. It has all the beauty of art – and much more. It cannot be commercialized. Chess is much purer than art in its social position.’
— Marcel Duchamp

‘I feel as if I were a piece in a game of chess, when my opponent says of it: That piece cannot be moved.’
— Soren Kierkegaard

‘You sit at the board and suddenly your heart leaps. Your hand trembles to pick up the piece and move it. But what chess teaches you is that you must sit there calmly and think about whether it’s really a good idea and whether there are other, better ideas.’
— Stanley Kubrick

 

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The Function(s) of Game Art

Game art functions on many levels – information design which is clarity and comprehension, aesthetic needs which provides attraction and ambience, thematic needs which enhances the story and finally a branded “look” which provides a unique, iconic look for a branded property (not “samey” looking). It is easy for many to say that none is more important than information design or that information design should never sacrifice for other needs. In reality, the addition of thematic details and aesthetic needs will always lead to a reduction in information design as the more the eye needs to take in, the more difficult it will be to take in a game situation. It is a balance that is sought after. One can certainly find a very “functional” game in terms of user friendliness. But if it does not look good, something big is missing. Cheapass games fall into this category. While many of them might work from a clarity point of view, who really is seduced in to playing them? The art in such games remains relatively non functional despite any user friendliness.

I have often heard it said of game board art, “The game art needs to be functional, not a painting to hang on the wall.” This seems a very nonsensical statement to me. Art for walls serves to enhance the ambience of a room. By the same token, the art on the game board provides an ambience to the gameplay that very pure data will never drive. I maintain that you are more likely to spend time looking at your favorite games than the art on your walls. Thus, the game aesthetics are just as important as wall decoration aesthetics for setting a mood and ambiance. How often have we stared at the wall art for 60 minutes or two hours at a time? Now how about the game art? (read the entirety)

‘Sure, Cheapass’ Kill Dr Lucky may be “functional” in terms of user friendliness, but what does it matter when it looks terrible. The art has done nothing to lure me in and give me confidence that this game is going to work beyond some homemade concoction. Someone will have to work hard to convince me to play the game. …And they did. This as opposed to the look of the game doing the selling and creating the desire from within me to really want to play. Just because it reads does not make it good art.’

‘A more recent implementation of Kill Dr Lucky. The read has taken a hit here from the previous version. However, unlike the original, I would be initially interested in playing it, were someone else interested. Compared to the original this actually looks fun wheras the old one did not. I’ve not seen this production in person though, or played the original in years, so I do not know if the board is very readable. It could have readability problems which would be an issue. The only point I make here is that art now functions to generate appeal and consequent interest as well as confidence that this will be more than a prototype.’

‘A game called Siena. Here, we have a pretty board with nearly no functionality in terms of usability. My hunch with this was that the authors had very pretty art (an old medieval fresco) that they were afraid to “blemish” with graphic detailing. Consequently, the game has legendary difficulty in playability. ‘

‘The artwork seduced me. I bought it and played a few times hoping it would get better. The artwork fuctioned both to seduce me and to give me confidence in its performance. Here, the success and function of the artwork had nothing to do with ease of play, but of aesthetics.’

‘Cards and board from Through the Ages. They work pretty well from an information design function (though the board has a little problem with the notations). However, from an aesthetic point of view the game really suffers. The amaturish, homemade quality of the art has a prototype feel to it. It lacks the richness and drama that the game actually yields. Were it not for the high praise and ratings that the game has recieved, I might have passed on it. Boy, am I sure glad I didn’t though as, for me, this is a great game.’

‘Taluva – a pure abstract infused with theme by virtue of art and bits. I can feel and even believe that there is some primitive island life in the works here.’

‘Another abstract game here – Santiago. Unlike Taluva, I don’t get a sense of time or place (other than a farm). The art really does not much support theme. It looks very dry, abstract and boring. This also falls under a failure in aesthetic application as it does not look nice or compelling. Consequently, I’m less likely to pick this game up and more likely to get bored of it as soon as gameplay shows wear. Sure it reads, but so would a hand drawn black and white pencil sketch. I wouldn’t be interested in playing that either. Just because something reads does not make it good art.’

‘Everything reads pretty good in Augsburg 1510. But there’s nothing special going on here. When I played it with my group it came up a number of times… “what do you think of the art?” someone asked. Another said… “well it reads fine…” All the while there was a reflective silence and a shrug of shoulders. It’s just that there was nothing of interest here. It’s sort of a “been there, done that look”.’

 

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12 board game movies


‘Kentucky Fried Movie: Scot Free’, excerpt


‘Battleship’, trailer


‘Scrabylon’, excerpt


‘Chińska rodzinna gra planszowa’, excerpt


‘Dungeons and Dragons’, trailer


‘Word Wars: Tiles and Tribulations on the Scrabble Circuit’, trailer


‘Clue’, excerpt


‘Zathura’, trailer


‘Uber Goober: A Film about Gamers’, trailer


‘Star Wars: Interactive Board Game’, excerpt


‘Geri’s Game’


‘Oujia: The Movie’, trailer

 

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In Modern Art, players compete to gain the most money by buying and selling paintings at auctions and reselling them for profit. The game consists of four rounds–in each, works by up to five Artists will be offered for sale, and auctioned off in various ways. Players take on the roles of art dealers / collectors. It is their decision which artworks to sell, and how to sell them. So, successful players must balance two aims, firstly collecting the best artworks for their own collections, forwarding the careers of those artists from whom they have most to gain–and at the same time, raising as much money as possible by successfully auctioning off those works that don’t fit their own strategy, and picking up their own fancies as cheaply as possible.

All players take turns running the auctions, which come in many different styles. Whoever offers the top bid owns the painting and sells it at the end of the round. The price the painting fetches is based on the popularity of the artist and how well his paintings have sold in the past. The player with the most money at the end of four rounds of buying and selling wins. These Art Dealers dream of fame and riches, but dreams can vanish in an instant, leaving the player with a gallery full of last year’s art, unwanted and valueless. Only those with a nose for tomorrow’s tastes today will rise to the top of the Art world!

Modern Art creator/designer Reiner Knizia is a full-time game designer born in Germany in 1957 and now living in England. He earned a doctoral degree in Mathematics and found work in the banking industry. His first published games in 1990 were Gold Digger and Digging. Since then he has been one of the world’s most prolific game designers with over 200 games to his credit. He is particularly notable for his auction trilogy and his tile-laying trilogy.

 






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I’m sorry you’ve had to go through all of that stress and public bullshit. But I really appreciated what you said about the community around here. I’m so very, very happy that this place is almost entirely evading the Trump catharting and social justice warrioring and outrage addiction that seems to have swept almost every online gathering place. It’s almost kind of miraculous. ** Alan, Hi, Alan! Oh, that’s fantastic news! At long last! I’ll score a copy of Sujatha’s book. Wonderful, wonderful! I hope you’re doing really well, and thanks a lot! ** Dóra Grőber, Hi! What’s the tattoo? Was the tattooist of help on the translating gig front? I hope the job hunt turns up something worthy of you soon. There are few more stressful things than looking for employment, that’s for sure. I hope your weekend was as pleasurable as possible. Mine was all right. I saw a dance/concert thing — Anne Teresa De Keersmaeker choreographing to a live performance of Steve Reich’s amazing music piece ‘Drumming’ — and it was excellent. There was a big riot here in Paris right next to where I live on Saturday. People protesting a concert by a controversial Congolese pop star at the ultra-nearby venue Olympia that went out of control. Cars burned, tear gas, millions of army/cops. The whole area was completely blocked off. It was kind of exciting. Otherwise, I just tried to catch up on stuff, hung out with Zac, wandered about, etc. Back to work today. And you? What happened during your Monday? ** Thomas Moronic, Hi, T! Thanks, buddy! I’m very happy and excited to get to see you! Kiddiepunk and I were anxiously awaiting your visit in the form of words yesterday. I’m good. The film is proceeding extremely well. I couldn’t be happier about it. Tick tick tick … until your Friday! Love, me. ** Jamie, Hey! I know, nice line, right? 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I think we’re going to finish and watch the new pass of the film today, and then we have until Friday evening to finish the film’s color work, which I think we can do. I hope your trip to total heaven today was completely total and not to mention heavenly. How did it go? Exciting. Grandfather clock love, Dennis. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. Yeah, but his reviews were all by one guy. Who sounds a wee bit crazy and obsessed. But still. Yes, this Dundee meet-up thing George mentioned is pretty enticing to ponder! Have a big blast at the Skype meeting! Greatness! ** Right. Someone I know requested that I restore Board Game Day, and I did, obviously, and maybe some of the rest of you will find that delightful or something else? See you tomorrow.

‘That it has a better sensation than that of the bodies which caress themselves, pierce and transpierce to sweat all the liquid of which they are constituted? The question should not even be paused’: DC’s select international male escorts for the month of July 2017

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danielswallow, 19
Bielefeld

Hi!

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Add 20 € tip I swallow everything you can shoot

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Oral Top
Dirty No
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Rate hour ask
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DRUNKWHORE, 19
Grünerløkka

I know some of you are not into this, and it’s not a deal breaker if you aren’t, but I LOVE being made to drink more and more, to get completely plastered, slurring my words, can’t walk, blacking out, and fucked silly while I am. I LOVE waking up the next day aching, disheveled, scratched and bruised with 200 extra Euros in my pocket and not knowing how I got that way or where the money came from.

Dicksize XL, Uncut
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S&M No entry
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New!Twins!, 23
Munich

Hi 🙂

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Dicksize No entry, No entry
Position Versatile
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Fucking Versatile
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
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Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 150 Dollars
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Boysdontcry, 21
Lyon

My dear sir,

I am speaking to you in the most sincere way.

No, I do not have the dream body that you could find on the majority of young people of our contemporary period (and older ones too). The body worship that our society wants to see does not interest me. The investment of time and energy necessary to sculpt the body perfectly is too important to be able to do it if it is not important. All the more so because my affection for sports pushed me to conceive of gyms as places that distort the relationship we had been able to maintain as a human being with sport. While I’m not satisfied with my physique, I can not pretend to be ugly, it would be lying and I had to do a long work on myself to understand it. But that is not the question.

The point I wanted to make is the judgment you could make on my profile, because it is this judgment that will make you choose whether you want to meet me or not. But this judgment must not be determined solely on the basis of the bodily fantasy which one can have in front of the sight of a body to draw and virilize. What matters in a sexual relationship is not the musculature that we do, but what we do with it. Yes, it is true, some bodies, some physical may seem more attractive than others. But it is purely and simply fantasy representations that we have built in our lives.

I guarantee you one thing: I love sex, I like to give pleasure, I like to give of my being during these moments so special and feel that my action has the taste of enjoyment on the person I exercise it. I like to do good, take care, and above all, I also like to take pleasure. That it has a better sensation than that of the bodies which caress themselves, pierce and transpierce to sweat all the liquid of which they are constituted? The question should not even be paused.

In short, all these long sentences to try to tell you how much I love sex, I love it, and how much nothing cost you to come and try with me ……

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yehmybutt, 24
Vienna

… live the life you LOVE , love life you LIVE. Love yourself .. try my butt

Guestbook of yehmybutt

Anonymous – Apr 19, 2017
The butt barely opened the festival begins. And what a festival!

cisse6 – Apr 11, 2017
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Bebete – Mar 29, 2017
Judge for yourself even if I tell you that Miquel Ange would have made a statue and would have taken as a model for the frescoes of the sixtine … in addition very nasty pig … and his hugs when he hugs you by hugging you in his arms.

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It is not difficult to give his opinion on it. It will make you forget your daily problems and your negative view of society.

Dicksize XL, Cut
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Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
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Rate hour 300 Euros
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HotBoyForLove, 22
Seattle

Hello, I’m young student, but I know about sex, and I would like it to become a way to make a living.
I like older men, because it is with them that we learn more and more.
I have a very niche fetish that is gaining popularity.
I’d like to learn to do triple shots, I’ve never managed more than two. Since I often have three or more clients in a night, that would help.
Cigarette smokers to the front.

Guestbook of HotBoyForLove

Turn2Blue – Feb 26th, 2017
He has a very thick drawl from some Southern state and I could barely understand him.

I enjoyed fucking him very much.

I fucked him extremely hard and I dont regret it.

If you fuck him very hard he will sweat. He will give his ass to you and sweat as long as you want.

So the info to all other people: Make him sweat.

You will thank me very much.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Bottom
Dirty No
Fisting No entry
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
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Alex&Viktoria, 20
Hamburg

⭐️ Hello this is Family Profile, my name is Alex, if you want fuck my girlfreind , i look how you fuck my girlfrend.

Guestbook of Alex&Viktoria

Fotosvon – Jun 11, 2017
Alex make best blowjob. BEST IN TowN
Viktoria, suck is ok ,but Alex BETTER
VIktoria good girl, ok ass,pussy, but Alex ass is GREAT to fuck, THE BEST ass, THANKS FOR Service!!!
I pay 300 evro!!!!

shu – Jun 3, 2017
You might think Alex is a straight guy, but actually I think the “girlfriend” is his sister and he’s so bottom. He can’t suppress his writhing voice while being fucked. If you like to fuck the very bottom guy, try his sensitive anus. He seemed very happy that I chose him and his body over the girl’s.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 99 Euros
Rate night 199 Euros

 

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fuckallofyou, 21
Vienna

“Bust your nut in my butt” *shakes ass excitedly* Also know that if I am not attracted to you, then I am not.

Some extra things I like that’ll cost you:
🔘 If you have friends that I feel I can trust then more the merrier as I love getting gang banged.
🔘 I like the taste of piss so make it rain 💯 as I am chained to the floor with no wheres to go. (Not like I’d want to anyway 😝)
🔘 Not always into it but maybe 40-60% of the time, blind fold me.

But if you’re feeling cheap, just fuck me 🗞😉 But keep in mind that you can’t rape the willing. 👌🏼😈

😏😈🐶/🐰⛓🔐🚽💛🚿🍺👄🕯🏏💪🏼🐷👥👥💦💦💦🌊👄😳😋🤤📹📸😍🔥

P.S. if you skipped any of the above, my mouth will talk back very hard, so be ready “Mr. Bitch” 🖕🏼😝😈

Dicksize L, No entry
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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TinyBug, 20
London

This Orange County Bitch Twink Is Visiting London For The Third Time And I Love It Here And I Am Optimistic About Life And I Am Looking To Make Some Money So I Can Stay Longer And I Have Authorized Myself To Do So By Selling Everything But My Cock And I Can’t Wait!

Guestbook of OrangeCountyBitchWhore

Lotsoftime – Feb 8, 2017
The profile is absolutely coherent.

Dicksize XL, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Top
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 300 Pounds
Rate night 900 Pounds

 

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tomakeyouhappy, 24
London

Have been off the market lately due to your shitty life previously. Just starting to get my sexual groove back on. Kind of think having meaningless pay sex will help me find my mojo again. If you think you can help and put up with my horrendously stupid heroin addiction, then please get in touch.

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active / passive
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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ImChrisHi, 19
Essen

I give a high quality tailored experience to suit your desires, you can expect your desires, whatever they may be, to be tailored to by my body. I am originally from Spain so of course I am Horny a majority of the time.

Guestbook of ImChrisHi

Anonymous – Apr 23, 2017
He still has something childish.
I do not know whether he needs man’s sex. But money he needs, and a lot.
Really, therefore, recklessly deal with him!

Wallinlove – Apr 11, 2017
I’m Walli, I live in Iran and have done a lot. Still, I have not lost my courage to live, and I am full of men. Unfortunately you are NOT one of them!

Dicksize XXL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
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DarielTheAtomicBlond_EuroTrip, 20
Zurich

Hey It’s ME Joel,

I Am not a Whore but I Have an original eurolatino brother, He is Dariel Atomic Blond, You want to try Dariel?

Open Minded Categories

He is into many things. Gangbangs, assplays, rolepays, deepthroating, bondage, toys, fisting, outdoor/public sex and dirty talk. A real boy always talks dirty. 😉 He can be really shameless, it’s one of his strenghts. 🙂

What Dariel doesn’t like is pissing (to him it’s just disgusting), permanent damages, whipping, eating shit (not too healthy).

If you are only interested in a quick fuck, it’s okay, but He’s more into long relationships, love, marriage.

Dariel is HIV neg and on prEP, got vaccines for HPV, Hepatitis, and tested in every 2 weeks. Doing bareback is more than fine to him, it’s your own decision, your own life, but the price might be higher if you’re HIV+. He is HIV-friendly but not THAT friendly.

Thanks for reading this Dariel Atomic Blond Official Eurotrip profile 🙂

XOXO JOEL

Dicksize L, Cut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night 400 Euros

 

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wilde, 18
Vancouver

I am straight acting and could get any girl I want in bed in my real life, and I did just that until about a year ago when I accidentally let myself have a gay fantasy when I was jacking off one time, and it’s been all downhill since then.

As my gay fantasies took over, I found I could no longer get hard when I need to perform with girls. The problem is I can’t seem to perform with guys either. This has forced me towards a passive role in sex. It’s a hard pill to swallow, but I’m not sure I care to reverse it.

Dicksize M, No entry
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 200 Dollars
Rate night ask

 

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GeorgeNewAccount, 19
Bucharest

Talking is how people get along. I like to suck a good cock and carry it on my ass.

My name is George, I am from Romania, and I am very beautiful.

Half price if you are wearing a shirt and tie. Free if you’re an intellectual type into David Lynch or Jean Luc Godard.

Bon appétit.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Top
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 40 Euros
Rate night 100 Euros

 

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Charlie, 21
Paris

This is my own bitch’s ad.
I am his husband (legally) and I decide everything about life and sex.
You will not have access to him here, you only have to talk with me, and if am in a good mood with you I will maybe rent his ass and throat.

He is such a good boy, he loves to lick my whole body and clean my feet when it very smell hard.
He has a very deep throat, and when i sit on the sofa drinking beer, I don’t have to go to toilet to pee, I just take out my cock amd fill his mouth.
Usually, he cleans my toilets with his tongue.

Sometimes, he is quiet disobbedient, so I need to hurt him very bad, and turn off my cigarette on his nipples, and after that I usually fuck him very bad, until he cries.

He usually wear a chastity cage because I don’t allow him to jerk him off, and he loves to jerk off.
He won’t care what you look like as long as you don’t care what he looks like.

Do not hesitate to write me if you are interested and want to discover more about that piece of shit.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting No entry
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 150 Euros
Rate night ask

 

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AmazinginBed, 22
Taschkent

Hello i am currently studying physics but as much as i like the logic and symmetry of numbers i love the thought of sex when i can turn my brain off and i want meet daddies please only daddies serious boy how i love daddies and i want to make new daddies

Guestbook of AmazinginBed

Aura90 – Jun 7, 2017
But who can boast of being? A pseudo philosopher? A dusty historian? No one is cultivated … We each have an area where we try to accumulate knowledge but it will always be impossible for us to be universally cultivated.

Dicksize No entry, No entry
Position Versatile
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
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Anubis, 24
Groningen

Basic Details

Gender Male
Sexuality Gay
Ethnicity Syrian
Orientation Bottom
Seeking for : Top
For Long Term Relationship
Profession/Occupation A refugee, former ISIL member
Education Little
Use drugs? Yes
Zodiac Sign Aries

Interests

About Me ^^:
1- Slutty
2- No money/homeless
3- so kinky
4- real slut
5- a bad boy who need to grounded for all his sins and bad behavors in past

What I’m Into
1- Man who is selfish in sex but generous with money
2- Power top
3- constantly horny guy
4- real relationship
5- signing marriage or adoption contract with no conditions on both side before …

What I am looking for :
1- fucking and more fuckng
2- place to live
3- 24/7
4- a man who pay for everything
5- a man who get off on owning a (former) terrorist

Favorite Movies : fifthy shade and grey
Favorite Sports : swimming , tenees , gym

Kinks and Fetishes :

my limit: swallowing blood
my fetishes: white Europeans, leather Mask, rape, chems (xtc, ghb, pooper, speed, joint)

conclusion : im alone .. maybe i will find man who will keep me as iam .. who will save me .. when i find him . I will stop do this work .

Dicksize L, Cut
Position Bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting Yes
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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KingCum, 23
Berlin

I m the King !!!

all REAL !!!

Fotos from me are in Internet ..

And i have 100….of them !!!

Ask ME !!!

I have the Best Chems !!!

guys like then i dont talk normelyyyy

Guestbook of KingCum

Diogo – Jun 10, 2017
He has lost a lot of weight since the photos. He says he lost weight on purpose but I don’t think so.

Dicksize No entry, No entry
Position Top only
Kissing No
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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good69boy, 24
St. Gallen

Hello not beautiful people, Iam young beautiful guy,Iam leaving with my parents in ST.GALLEN already 2years.
I would like to leave my parents home end rent my apartament
only for this reason I need just some money.
I ask you don’t brage about things and be above 35 since it is the average age where people are financially stable.

Guestbook of good69boy

Maxshot – Jul 5, 2017
Imagine tying this beautiful straight boy up to a chair or a bed, restraining him and putting a gag on him. Now slowly, pour lube on him, and stroke him. Watching him getting hard, embarrassed to be made gay at first then too horny to care and moaning. Put on some nipple clamps and make him squirm and moan louder. And deny him the chance to cum until he begs you to and when you let him, receive the best shot ever. He wants to stop but you don’t. You milk him dry. Yes, he was the tied up boy under my evil control. >:)

Dicksize XXL, Uncut
Position More top
Kissing Yes
Fucking More top
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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UntroubledFUCK, 21
Bronx

I love to hold hands, cuddle and I used to love to kiss, but haven’t done it in a long time, hope it still feels the way it did…I also used to love the bedroom, but there again, have not done that in a long time, because I don’t believe in trouble. I am single, never married 20years old, a Christian. I don’t smoke and have no kids but would love to have kids someday, I don’t accept anything just because everyone else believes it, but I don’t open my mind to an idea just because it is strange or unaccepted by the general public.

Guestbook of UntroubledFUCK

Anonymous – Feb 26, 2017
He seems at first to be a very friendly guy. And he is friendly until he starts to fuck you, and then he is not.

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Top only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Top only
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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CaliforniaBoy, 19
Berlin

Hello,

I am a young California boy with a small penis in Berlin who wants to earn something. There are several possibilities for this.
However, all only me as active. Am no devote of pussy, but look for some. Very happy.
For example I hit you in the face violently before I spray your mouth.
For example I tie you up so if you don’t feel horny I still have you in my clutches.

Guestbook of CaliforniaBoy

monkey_island – Jul 6, 2017
very hot boy but he needs to chill.

BottomInNeed – Jun 30, 2017
It’s time for a Paradign Shift in your thinking. The 14 year old girl holding hands with her 3 year old son, the one you just called a slut… She was raped at the age of 11. The girl you just called fat…shes overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly… she spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped… he is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars… he fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying… his mother is dying. Put this in your ad if your against bullying. I bet you wont re-post this, but i’m sure other people here with a heart and backbone will.

Dicksize S, No entry
Position Top only
Kissing No entry
Fucking Top only
Oral No entry
Dirty WS only
Fisting No entry
S&M Yes
Client age Users between 18 and 60
Rate hour 150 Euros
Rate night ask

 

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y_and_b, 21
Montreal

My Statement: Any extremely wealthy guys into showering a cute kinky goth boy with cash?

Warning: I have HSV1, as does 60% of the Canadian population.

Money 👍

Dicksize L, No entry
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
Fucking More bottom
Oral Top
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 5000 Dollars
Rate night 40000 Dollars

 

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I,Claudius, 22
San Francisco

Being bad. Being Naked. Showing my slutty young body off.

I pop viagras like breath mints and hit the gym. Fighting my hard-on while I’m working out!

I don’t ever need to cum, prefer leaking throughout the day.

I’m the boy you have sex with in the alley.
The slut that sucks you off in the restaurant bathroom.

You can fuck me against the wall or I can fuck you on the floor or whatever…but, no, I’m not the one you bring home.

I’m the boy you hide from your family and fuck on the weekends…or the boy you fuck late at nite because there’s no one else and you’re so hard your balls will explode.

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 97 Dollars
Rate night ask

 

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Kitty, 18
Vienna

If behind a perfect body you’re also looking for a charming person, I’m your guy.
You wanna have some fun? I’m ready to give you a lot of pleasure like I did before.
There are many people who already know me and there are those who don’t!!
I’m a real boy, I shave legs, hands chest, body and staff like that but I’m not a sissy boy.
I’m sexually attracted by women also. So, if you are/have/know a woman, you are very welcome.
Thank you for visiting my profile. This means we are in the beginning of a new experience for you.

Dein Junge für alle Fälle!

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No entry
Client age Users between 18 and 99
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

 

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EMOravenGOD216, 18
Plainfield

I’m emo because I had a long hard life and lost my childhood growing up lost all my friends and gf that cheated on me when I’m nothing but loyal to her just trying to find someone that’s not a girl and understands the pain I went through and that can understand me and feels like hanging out at late night and having sex and what ever else with nominal charges because people fuck harder and rougher when they pay

Guestbook of EMOravenGOD216

Johny93 – Jul 13, 2017
Normal person who don’t know what whont from him!

Erikes – Jul 8, 2017
bring earplugs, gag him and even then make sure there’s nobody in hearing distance

alijom – Jun 29, 2017
I like to keep details of my sex with him private, not because I’m ashamed of my fetishes, but because a fetish of mine is keeping my sex life private.

SCATGIVERONLY – Jun 27, 2017
One gets the feeling with this queen that there is nothing he wouldn’t let you do to him.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 200 Dollars
Rate night 800 Dollars

 

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sexy_rain, 18
Antwerp

I would like to write a letter, I would like to write a letter and I would like to write a message.

Guestbook of sexy_rain

Trainboarder – May 7, 2017
tank you for Kissing me!!!

Anonymous – Apr 29, 2017
he have very beautiful face and my tongue feeling very perfect comfortable in his mouth.

Anonymous – Mar 26th, 2017
I wanted to rim him but he convinced me to kiss him instead. While we kissed he kept his eyes wide open and gave me a hypnotic look. At the time I was in heaven but now I think, What was really going on there?

Anonymous – Mar 25, 2017
WOW his MOUTH! he let me take a small vial of his saliva home with me WOW

Derek_ffun – Mar 13, 2017
I was speechless when he left.

Dicksize M, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing No
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 120 Euros
Rate night 600 Euros

 

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Tim-18, 18
Amsterdam

I just do a date today
Like be the botttom
Only first and one date just 2day
I hope I am cute and young enough
Im so starving right now

Dicksize XL, No entry
Position More bottom
Kissing No entry
Fucking Versatile
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 600 Euros
Rate night ask

 

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prTymyheadWild, 21
Firenze

Hello, I am a young tough guy. I need a guy that likes be totally mine.

These are mine practices:
HUMAN ASHTRAY
NIPPLES PIN CUSHIONS
BLOODY SPANKING
MIND CONTROL
LIFE CONTROL
STRANGLING
PSYCHOLOGICAL DECIMATION
FINANCIAL DRAINING

I also propose selling you crazy vids of straight men at French festival.

SO CONCAT ME AND SERVE ME !

I DONT WANT DO SEX WITH YOU…YOU ARE A DOG !

Dicksize L, No entry
Position Top only
Kissing No entry
Fucking No
Oral Top
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 300 Euros

 

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Zayn18, 19
London

I’m curious about the pornographic side of me. I’ve seen boys who look like me in porn but have never experienced sex like that. I want to have better sex. And I’m broke.

Guestbook of Zayn

Anonymous – Feb 28th, 2017
Yet another fantastic visit with Zayn this past weekend. Another visit, yes – but EVERY visit feels as exciting as the first. And Zayn is certainly someone who is ALWAYS exciting! He’s never a ‘clockwatcher’ (as many are) but always a ‘CLIENT watcher’. I mean, Zayn really LIKES to understand just how to excites you. He remembers what you like from previous visits, which for me, is kissing until I’ve sucked his mouth dry as a bone, licking him all over, fucking him while he squirms and pours sweat which drives me crazy! So, you could say – he drives me[drumroll please] IN-ZAYN!! No wonder I always manage two i-n-t-e-n-s-e (and noisy!) climaxes, each time we meet – yum! See you soon, Zayn! Pete x

Anonymous – Sep 30th, 2016
Amazing! Having previously told Zayn I would buy him the moon and stars to fuck him raw … he contacted me to say that he had gone on prep and I could! That’s how far he is prepared to go for his clients! His hole was very juicy and gently textured which gave a new, exciting ‘feel’ to fucking his already BREATHTAKING ass and led to 2 more intense climaxes for me (my third visit) this time inside him! Enjoyed his copious cum again too! See you soon I hope, Zayn. Pete x

Anonymous – Jul 31st, 2016
My second visit to sample Zayn’s charms and delights – resulting in two more exciting and mind blowing (and cock blowing!!!) orgasms! THIS time, though, I wanted the juice to flow BOTH ways and he duly obliged by cumin heavily in to my mouth and over my face. However, I soon found his cum so delicious that ten minutes later I made him cum again, which he did, which really pleased me! Note to self: must try harder to squeeze out even more of Zayn’s sperm next time – haha!

Gorgeous boy, s-o-o-o-o-t-h all over with soft, downy hair on his arms (OMG) and just enough hair on his strong legs (OMG). He says he shaves his chest but I swear there’s not enough fertilizer in the world that could make something grow there!

See you as soon as I can again (money permitting) Zayn.

Pete x

Anonymous – May 20, 2016
Cute, considerate, made a stocky unattractive guy like me feel attractive straight away. Never felt ugly, never felt rushed … but DID feel a rush of excitement which led to two very intense climaxes haha! Fantastic smooth body, shoulders, shapely neck … OMF just go find out for yourselves!
See you soon, Zayn; I think you have a new “addict’ haha!
Pete x

Dicksize XL, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting Active / passive
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
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Patheticcheater, 22
Hamilton

I’m here because someone caught me cheating on my gf. If i don’t someone will tell my gf. If i do my gf won’t find out. I am here until Thursday at 7:00 pm. “I love you all.”

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position More top
Kissing Consent
Fucking More top
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Dollars
Rate night Ask

 

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THESKY, 21
Nice

I’ll try to be as short as possible but cover all the possible questions you might have completely.
I have never done escorting before, neither do I plan to do it permanently; it’s just one month “experiment”. I have very little sexual experience, so this is kind of a jump from my comfort zone.
Consequently, if you’re looking for a quickie with “whatever boy”, keep looking… but if you can’t stand mediocre even when it’s about escort – I might be your deal.

I’m Oxford graduate in _______ who’s doing masters in _______ at the moment (sorry, I’m too worried for my privacy).
My friends always say I’m radiating positivity even under the unpleasant circumstances. This frequently causes people to think I must be sexually available even though I have not been until now, which some people find offensive.
Lastly, I’m vegan and a health freak, and I’m constantly thinking about my body and what’s best for it.
To conclude, if you want to have fun and exciting time with definition of “quality boy”, in and out of bed, send me a message.

Additionally, If I were an older man and put myself in situation that I have to pay for sex with a boy, not knowing his real intentions and feelings about it, I would definitely have guilty consciousness, that’s why I want to make it clear: I have everything I want in life, and I do this on purpose – and I WANT TO DO IT, to make up for all the sex I missed by being “good boy”, and to earn extra money for the business ideas I’d like to start while I’m still studying, without help of my parents and family – all by myself. Accordingly, not only that you’re paying for time spent with me, but you’re potential investor in certain boy’s business ideas and dreams, so you’re actually doing humane deed, beside emptying your ____ in me he he he. And thank you for that, future “client”.

By the way, I’m bottom only, and that will never change, for any amount of money.
I will meet one guy per week, as I don’t feel comfortable changing partners more often. Naturally, I will chose the best offer.

Dicksize M, No entry
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 200 Euros
Rate night 1000 Euros

 

 

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p.s. Hey. ** David Ehrenstein, Possibly not beatable, as you say. And thank you for the very fine and appropriate Happy Bastille Day! ** Steevee, Hi. Oh, thank you kindly for the great words about the gigs. I really appreciate it. You’ve turned me on to some excellent stuff too. Congrats about the great Bryan Fogel interview. His strange bedfellows combo of cited influences makes me curious to see the film. The meeting happened! Well, I’m glad there was at least initial fairly good news. You might need to be patient and prove yourself with the first program, re: its quality and the lack of extra work it causes everyone, and then propose more once the powers-that-be have less reason to stress in a fantasy way about the consequences? ** Tosh Berman, Hi! Yeah, funny how that worked out. Thanks, man. ** Jamie, Aw, thanks, Jamie. It was fun to gather. I don’t know for sure, but, if I had to guess, and if memory serves too, I think maybe that ‘art’ thing is a John Baldessari work. Yes, why did the Fox Mulder one move you? That’s interesting, but then emotion is the great beyond. This weekend, uh, well, I’m going to see a dance/music thing this afternoon. This. I haven’t been to see a movie in a theater in ages, so maybe that. Probably see some pals and work on stuff. Should be okay. I hope your new hood surprises you. It might. My ‘new’ hood is drably bourgeois, but I keep finding curious shops and sights and corners. Weird about that ‘Death Star’ hospital. That tag does give it a bunch of charisma from afar. Uh, you okay? May your weekend drop unexpected confetti frequently. Trebly love, Dennis. ** Wolf, Thanks, Wolfie! Same to you retroactively. I very pointedly avoided including a Rick Astley image, and it was not easy given the thousands upon thousands that my searching called up, let me tell you. Yes, soon, so soon! Good shows here? Yeah, oh, the diorama show at the PdT is supposed to be super good, strangely, for instance. Gigs? I need to check. Tim Hecker/Prurient/GAS in September, but there’s gotta be stuff betwixt then and now. Always new funky restaurants. I’ll see what’s excitingly, freshly available. Fun! And I always want to hear Randy Newman talk about anything he likes, so I will go over and click and settle back in my desk chair post-haste. Thank you a billion for that, big E! ** Dóra Grőber, Hi, Dóra! Thanks, pal. You too, eh? Yeah, I get in these phases where my body clock gets really rigid or something, like right now when my body really wants me to wake up at 6 am no matter what time I went to sleep. Sucks. A translating job would be cool. Probably a lot of work, but cool. How do you go about looking for jobs like that? At publishers and magazines and stuff? Your day sounds like like it was an excellent combination of peaceful and lively. Yesterday was pretty quiet mostly. Last night I walked down to Concorde and watched the Bastille Day fireworks over the Eiffel Tower. They were a little too far in the distance to be truly exciting, but they looked pretty enough. Otherwise, my mind is a blank. May both of our weekends rectify all of our respective boredom and problems, if any! ** _Black_Acrylic, Hey, Ben. Thanks. Ha, nice splash of Situationism, and not a bad joke, frankly. Cool. Yes, the marching band meets Daft Punk thing seems to have gone insanely viral. I honestly can’t imagine Trump had the slightest idea what they were playing. But then … does anyone know what his music tastes are? I keep thinking ‘none’. You taking a course sounds like a really cool idea. Yeah, I hope the careers advisor agrees and does whatever facilitating magic he or she does. ** B, Hi. Uh, I read Heizer speaking about his wish for the ‘DN’ restoration somewhere, but I don’t remember what he said or where I read it. I have to admit I like the idea for selfish reasons, but then I do love Disneyland. Avant Yard sounds cool and very ambitious. Very impressive. Hippies don’t deserve to die for sure. I used to be a pint-sized, wannabe one in my teens. I remember that I was a nice guy. Yeah, there’s a Turrell piece in Vegas hidden away in a secret room in an Yves Saint Laurent store. You have to make an appointment to enter it. Zac and I wanted to when we were last there, but we ran out of time. Cool, I look forward to reading your poem! Thanks for sharing! Everyone, the honorable d.l. and other, much more important things named B wrote a poem ‘about the experience of sitting the PS1 installation “Meeting” at sunset a few months ago’, and I’m sure it’s very worth reading. Part 1 is here. Part 2 is here. Have a splendid weekend! ** S., Thanks! Right back at you a little after the fact. I don’t think of those nevers made it into the pile, no. Man, ‘never’ is a promiscuous thing. Ha ha, lungs are pretty central, I’m chuffed. ** Misanthrope, Actually, ‘never’ has an amazing ability to circumscribe both the positive and negative, albeit probably not in equal measure. That joke was gross. What were you thinking, sir? I hate asparagus, it’s true. Miserable entity. And cooked carrots are a horror. And beets. I think I like all other vegetables? Well, you were never a porker, man, not by a long stretch, but slenderer is almost always a good thing unless you’re into bears, I guess. I’m not, if you haven’t already gathered that. 2019, you, Kayla, LPS, Paris! That’s positively angelic! ** H, Hi, h. Thank you. Yeah, I think ‘never’ is a super-romantic word too. Interesting about the Duvert. It’s still on the top of my pile, waiting. Have a lovely weekend! ** Okay. By sheer luck of the draw or whatever, July 15th falls on a Saturday this month, and that means you have an entire weekend to weed through those complicated escorts. See you on Monday.

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