Banks
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Trump Administration Proves Its Goldman Sachs Bona Fides By Parting Ways With Anthony Scaramucci
The Mooch has now been fired by The White House as many times as he’s been fired by Goldman Sachs. Coincidence?
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In Dramatic Show Of Contrition, Ex-Execs Cover 0.3 Percent Of Deutsche Bank’s Post-Crisis Fines
A rare symbolic victory for John Cryan.
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What does Lloyd do for fun, anyway?
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Brian Moynihan Choosing Dublin As BofA’s Post-Brexit Home Because Who Doesn’t Love A Cliché
It has fewer Irish people than Boston, but BriMo is gonna love it.
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Deutsche Bank Getting More Deutsche By The Minute
On second thought, maybe London isn’t the best place to run a global banking business.
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Citi Traders Might Regret Taking A ‘Let Them Come Sue Us’ Approach To Lehman Derivatives
What remains of the failed investment bank wants some of its $2 billion collateral back from Citi.
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For Big Banks, Frankfurt Is Brexit’s Wurst-Case Scenario
If Theresa May forces you to stop being her neighbor, you’re not gonna like where you’re going.
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The Deutsche Bank Exodus Ain’t Over Yet
The 2016 (non) bonus season might be over, but managing directors are still saying auf wiedersehen.
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Against All Evidence, Reason And Logic, Goldman Sachs Still Claims To Believe In Trumpian Tax Reform
“Steve and Gary are going to fix everything” said no one inside 200 West St…ever.
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For A Guy Who Just Brought In $26B, Jamie Dimon Sure Hates America
The JPMorgan boss just lost his shit and somehow Mike Mayo has nothing to do with it.
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Goldman Sachs Became Obsessed With Millennials And Now David Solomon Is An EDM DJ
We hear Harvey Schwartz now spends most mornings lined up outside KITH waiting on a new sneaker release.
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Now That Lloyd Blankfein Is On Twitter, Goldman Sachs Tech Bros Can Dress Like Slobs
This does not live up to our expectations of #JustAddButter.
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Layoffs Watch ’17: Fidelity Cuts A Few Hundred Just To Be Safe…We Guess?
Margins require sacrifice, even if you are raking it in hand over fist.
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Jamie Dimon Will Be Doing his Brexit-ing In Paris, Thank You Very Much
Frankfurt may be ready and Dublin might be cheap, but all Jamie D wants to do is take a moonlit stroll down the Champs-Élysées.
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Morgan Stanley Finally Admits How It Really Feels About Snap
It’s technically the second time, but this time the price target changed.
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#JustAddButter is the kind of dumb silly shit that we want to see more of from Goldman Sachs.
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Goldman Sachs Making Room For New Child By Evicting Slightly Older Brother
It’s OK, though: Simon has already mastered structured finance.
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Bonus Watch ’17: Damn Europe, You Crazy Edition
Morgan Stanley doesn’t get France and the strongest case yet for just letting Brexit happen.
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For Johnny Cryin, the choice is between weltschmerz and nothingness.
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Goldman Sachs Already Profiting From Venezuela’s Pain
Lloyd Blankfein & co. add some moral hazard to their amoral bond deal.
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Goldman Got Bored One Day And Decided To Dominate The Leveraged Loan Market
That was fun. What’s next?
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Deutsche Bank Is Gonna Go Ahead And Fine Itself $60 Million For Latest Apparent Volcker Lapse
The shame is punishment enough.
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Deutsche Bank doesn’t get all the credit.
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