‘You’re a complete loser’ and other terms of endearment
Mr. T, fist held aloft over an open palm: “Which one do you really want?” Me, hands mirroring his: “Both.” T: “Well, which one am I?” Me: “Pizza” T: “Okay, so you want pizza” Me: “No, I want both.” T: “No, you want pizza, because I’m obviously going to win.” …