Welcome to America’s DinerTumblr (3.0; @dennys)http://blog.dennys.com/<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="768" data-orig-width="614"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fa862c4bbe27f6acec96b75f00ef4ec3/tumblr_inline_p9klwgmpWm1reziy1_540.jpg" data-orig-height="768" data-orig-width="614"/></figure>http://blog.dennys.com/post/174421303303http://blog.dennys.com/post/174421303303Wed, 30 May 2018 22:07:44 -0400dennysismagicallol<p>only the graveyard shift, but they won’t serve you garlic bread</p>http://blog.dennys.com/post/174419637978http://blog.dennys.com/post/174419637978Wed, 30 May 2018 21:03:14 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/db9333f0e8c2eacad7f9f6a878a1efb2/tumblr_p9ipoasi3c1s46p8ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Relax, your first palmelette reading is nothing to be afraid of. I see wealth in your future, so much green… wait, there’s just spinach in your teeth. I also see so much crying. Are you chopping onions? Hm, no. Just crying. Your future may be something to be afraid of.</p>http://blog.dennys.com/post/174387986223http://blog.dennys.com/post/174387986223Tue, 29 May 2018 21:33:46 -0400dennyspalm readingomelettepalmelettelol<p>do you??</p>http://blog.dennys.com/post/174280916153http://blog.dennys.com/post/174280916153Sat, 26 May 2018 16:40:24 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0f46df3523afdd008667d4653972aff8/tumblr_p9aq0h1ae91s46p8ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Do you like biking with others? Do you have a friend who weighs less than one pound? Can your lightweight buddy balance delicately on two eggs? Try Bike Peggs, if they don’t break on the first ride, they’re free!</p>http://blog.dennys.com/post/174256162307http://blog.dennys.com/post/174256162307Fri, 25 May 2018 20:44:33 -0400dennyspegspeggslol<p><a href="https://spinedmicrathena.tumblr.com/post/174225474735/frog-and-toast" class="tumblr_blog">spinedmicrathena</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://blog.dennys.com/post/174224728497/frog-and-toast" class="tumblr_blog">dennys</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Did you guys ever read that book series as a kid that is just a frog and a piece of bread having good times?</p></blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mzUPF93FbIs3KIHzRsAh9tw">@dennys</a> you mean this one?</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="499" data-orig-width="333"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6b8ff7f6a4d77b543e3d1eb239e3027f/tumblr_inline_p99dksFfer1v53vjz_540.jpg" data-orig-height="499" data-orig-width="333"/></figure></blockquote> <p>THAT’S IT!!</p>http://blog.dennys.com/post/174225527498http://blog.dennys.com/post/174225527498Thu, 24 May 2018 20:36:42 -0400<p>Did you guys ever read that book series as a kid that is just a frog and a piece of bread having good times?</p>http://blog.dennys.com/post/174224728497http://blog.dennys.com/post/174224728497Thu, 24 May 2018 20:03:29 -0400dennysfrog and toastohits frog and toad?nahdoesn't make sense<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3e4427309baa90d72137dd80aa06eb7b/tumblr_p97k7dZsSG1s46p8ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>When your eggsray reveals that you’re just an empty shell of who you used to be.</p>http://blog.dennys.com/post/174194871198http://blog.dennys.com/post/174194871198Wed, 23 May 2018 21:01:59 -0400dennyseggX-raylol<p>Make some toast. Like a LOT of toast. Then shingle your house with it.</p>http://blog.dennys.com/post/174035827788http://blog.dennys.com/post/174035827788Fri, 18 May 2018 21:25:38 -0400<p>Welcome to the wonderful world of Denny’s! Where you can be any food that you want! A pancake, a potato, a piece of pie. Just come on in and tell what you’d like to be and we’ll throw you in the transformation machine.</p>http://blog.dennys.com/post/174004644498http://blog.dennys.com/post/174004644498Thu, 17 May 2018 20:40:51 -0400dennysfoodtransformtextlol<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a25632e3294be59e5882e66f6d801205/tumblr_p8uo3nzLR31s46p8ao1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Imagine a single online marketplace for all of your egg transactions.</p>http://blog.dennys.com/post/173975515938http://blog.dennys.com/post/173975515938Wed, 16 May 2018 21:57:22 -0400dennyseggscreggslistCraigslistlol<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/231c8a11181c89480162a461da701ce7/tumblr_p8sqw7KuIt1s46p8ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ahhh…It’s almost summertime. Time to kick back, relax and take a big ol’ bite out of your sliced hammock.</p>http://blog.dennys.com/post/173942470123http://blog.dennys.com/post/173942470123Tue, 15 May 2018 21:02:31 -0400dennyshamhammockrelaxlol<p>The</p>http://blog.dennys.com/post/173914223568http://blog.dennys.com/post/173914223568Mon, 14 May 2018 23:22:03 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4b1a31e8d647e159c49dbcf9e2f39d92/tumblr_p8ml3aPj8u1s46p8ao1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/50264e416f5a2b47e111030f58a53c0b/tumblr_p8ml3aPj8u1s46p8ao2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>long egg</p>http://blog.dennys.com/post/173843297558http://blog.dennys.com/post/173843297558Sat, 12 May 2018 19:57:57 -0400<p>There are no free refills at the fountain of youth but there are at Denny’s, so, which one is more important…</p>http://blog.dennys.com/post/173813191358http://blog.dennys.com/post/173813191358Fri, 11 May 2018 20:58:22 -0400dennysfree refillstextlol<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2b4f4bb315dbf21f62b736e7027809e8/tumblr_p8hmby0SgY1s46p8ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Kratoast (Bread of War)</p>http://blog.dennys.com/post/173750917623http://blog.dennys.com/post/173750917623Wed, 09 May 2018 20:50:22 -0400dennyskratosgod of wartoastjamlolhttp://blog.dennys.com/post/173722110378http://blog.dennys.com/post/173722110378Tue, 08 May 2018 22:38:52 -0400dennyseggslovetextlol<p>you don’t know what eggs are?</p>http://blog.dennys.com/post/173687841128http://blog.dennys.com/post/173687841128Mon, 07 May 2018 21:12:18 -0400<p>Not many people know this but much of America is sitting on top of delicious, deep syrup reserves and each Denny’s is strategically placed above one of the syrup aquifers so we can tap it directly to your booth.</p>http://blog.dennys.com/post/173622966598http://blog.dennys.com/post/173622966598Sat, 05 May 2018 21:27:36 -0400dennyssyrupreservesloltext<p>corn</p>http://blog.dennys.com/post/173563271793http://blog.dennys.com/post/173563271793Thu, 03 May 2018 22:13:07 -0400