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The president, who is bad at talking, vows to protect our “local milk people”

Aug. 03, 3:23 PM

Democratic Senator Chuck Schumer (Photo: Mark Wilson / Getty)

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Your last text is the Democrats’ new slogan

Aug. 03, 1:41 PM

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The mystery of L.A. billboard diva Angelyne’s real identity has been solved

Aug. 03, 1:34 PM

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Watch a stick figure kick YouTube’s ass

Aug. 03, 1:25 PM

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How the “this is fine” meme has only gotten more relevant with time

Aug. 03, 1:22 PM

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Trump decries the fake news liberal golf media

Aug. 03, 11:57 AM

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PSA: You can buy a magical metal thing that gives you free television

Aug. 03, 11:52 AM

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Trump launches his own propaganda vlog

Aug. 03, 11:33 AM

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The Mooch is coming back to your screens, baby [UPDATE: The Mooch is not]

Aug. 03, 10:42 AM

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Paging Will Smith: NASA is hiring a planetary protection officer

Aug. 02, 5:33 PM

Look at it, just biding its time in the corner of this photo, waiting to strike. The coral, that is. (Photo: Menahem Kahana/AFP/Getty)

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Real-life version of The Happening almost murders a family

Aug. 02, 4:19 PM

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Look back wistfully with this extensive oral history of the Scaramucci era

Aug. 02, 3:19 PM

Anna Wintour (Photo: NBC/Getty Images)

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Those fancy fashion magazine jobs in movies and on TV aren’t really like that

Aug. 02, 1:17 PM

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Anti-immigration group members shaken to their core by image of an empty bus

Aug. 02, 1:12 PM

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Very, very quietly enter this cult-like ASMR spa

Aug. 02, 12:07 PM

Presumably, Kim saw this photo and thought, "I could've taken a better one." (Photo: Taylor Hill/FilmMagic/Getty)

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Kim Kardashian basically being sued for looking so good in her selfies

Aug. 02, 11:19 AM

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Scientists have determined the funniest words, and, boy, are they a laugh riot

Aug. 02, 9:37 AM

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Crossed dressers

Aug. 02, 12:00 AM

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Trump reportedly called the White House “a real dump”

Aug. 01, 9:10 PM

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Look upon this conversation between two artificial intelligences and despair

Aug. 01, 4:47 PM

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Prehistoric fidget spinner discovered

Aug. 01, 3:30 PM

Mock attends the Brooklyn Artists Ball in April. (Photo: Theo Wargo / Getty Images)

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Read This: Writer Janet Mock responds to morning show’s transphobic “comedy”

Aug. 01, 2:48 PM

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Revisit Trump’s and Scaramucci’s cameos in Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps

Aug. 01, 2:26 PM

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Reddit has been valued at $1.8 billion

Aug. 01, 1:44 PM

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In weirdly predictable ironic twist, Trump administration falls for email scam

Aug. 01, 1:01 PM

No, these aren't the guy, these are just some dorks. (Photo: Monica Schipper/Getty Images for Funimation Entertainment)

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New York’s greatest sorcerer wields magic while wearing Dragon Ball shit

Aug. 01, 12:13 PM

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Do not fuck with Chris Christie when he’s trying to eat some nachos

Aug. 01, 12:11 PM

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So long, Mooch, and thanks for all the memes

Aug. 01, 10:57 AM

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Scaramucci’s day gets even worse as Harvard accidentally declares him dead

July 31, 6:28 PM

A terrifying glimpse into the future that Facebook just saved us from. (Photo: Getty Images/LightRocket, Zhang Peng)

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Facebook manages to shut down chatbot just before it could become evil

July 31, 3:42 PM

The remains of the infamous “Bartman ball,” ceremonially destroyed in 2004 because, holy shit, Chicago doesn’t mess around with this stuff. (Photo by Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images)

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Cubs fan receives championship ring he denied the team back in 2003

July 31, 3:03 PM

The Outback Steakhouse at Jacksonville Beach, Florida. (Photo: Diane Macdonald/Contributor/Getty Images)

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Outback Steakhouse will neither confirm nor deny that it’s a Satanic conspiracy

July 31, 2:51 PM

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Is anyone the least bit surprised that Tomi Lahren benefits from Obamacare?

July 31, 1:58 PM

Gibby Haynes on stage in 2011. (Photo: Jay West / Getty Images)

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Butthole Surfers are recording a new album, their first since 2001

July 31, 11:13 AM

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Mandy Patinkin immediately drops out of play over diversity concerns

July 30, 8:41 PM

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Eli Roth compares Trump officials to ’80s wrestlers

July 29, 5:51 PM

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Twitter turns a slasher movie into an adorable buddy comedy

July 29, 2:14 PM

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R.I.P. Marty Sklar, pioneering Disney Imagineer

July 28, 9:58 PM

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Anthony Scaramucci’s wife files for divorce

July 28, 6:33 PM

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Suddenly former White House chief of staff Reince Priebus just had a very awkward airplane trip

July 28, 5:04 PM