Zlatan Facts

@ZIatanFacts

Facts about Zlatan Ibrahimovic. All Zlatan facts are independently verified and 100% accurate. Parody. Contact: [email protected]

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    Zlatan reads his favourite :

  2. Jesus could walk on water, Zlatan can swim through land.

  3. Zlatan lasts longer in bed than Sam Allardyce lasts in an England Job.

  4. Zlatan has a grizzly bear carpet in his bedroom. It's not dead, it's just afraid to move.

  5. Zlatan demoted Rooney to Ball Boy.

  6. Zlatan once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

  7. Zlatan once missed two days of school. They are now known as Saturday & Sunday.

  8. Zlatan has slept with John Terry's wife.

  9. When Zlatan looks in the mirror nothing appears. There is only one Zlatan.

  10. Zlatan leaves his message before the beep.

  11. Zlatan would bring back Joe Hart.

  12. Zlatan is never late. Time is early.

  13. Zlatan has been involved in 53 goals in his last 32 league games. 41 Goals 12 Assists

  14. Zlatan has counted to infinity. Twice.

  15. Zlatan has won the WorldSeries of Poker with nothing but a 2 of Clubs, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card & a red 4 from UNO.

  16. Zlatan in the Premier League Games: 1 Goals: 1 Wins: 1

  17. Zlatan has taken the Premier Leagues Virginity.

  18. Zlatan's email is [email protected]

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