Something Awful: The Internet Makes You Stupid

Why ‘Cat Person,’ a New Yorker short story, fundamentally misunderstands being a human-cat hybrid

After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.

A Caricature Artist Describes His Attackers
12-14-2017 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Democrats and the Press Fight Back
12-12-2017 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
I am sorry if the Pleasure Room in my office offended anyone
12-08-2017 by Rep. Trotters Mingus (D - TX)
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
Do You Remember the Names of ALL the Mega Man Bosses? I Do!
12-06-2017 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell
To celebrate this week's announcement of Mega Man 11 - the first Mega Man game since Mega Man 6 on the NES - let's remember all the terrific bosses we've faced in this beloved series!
Our Site Will Be Pivoting to the Strange Object
12-01-2017 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
The people are not clicking through to comment on our Kinja articles. I am sorry. We are pivoting to the Strange Object.