Urban Dictionary: Owned

1.

v. owned, 0wned, pwned, 0wn3d, pwn3d, own3d.
v. tr.
To be made a fool of; To make a fool of; To confound or prove wrong; embarrasing someone: Being embarrased.

I owned you in counter-strike. You were owned at the party yesterday.

ayon kay Quick Reply ika-20 ng Setyembre, 2003

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omg wtf

Zidane OWNED that pasta eater!

owned, simply owned....

Can you find the kid? OWNED!!!

I wonder if their insurance covers "falling trees of death?"

thats gunna leave a mark....

hahahahaha!!!

Does this really need a description? f-ing owned....

Car gets owned by tree

Irkutsk is about to get owned.

OWNED!!!!

Gates gets owned

Metrowned

ship got owned

owned

who dropped the bomb?

Owned

About to be owned

Cartman handing out ownage south park style

Ownage. =D

lol... owned

Owned.

He had it coming.

Ref got oooowned for making bad call....

Pwned!

OWNED

Teddy Graham Owned

IGN Owned

Ultimately owned

86 in a 50

The comon snakezorz in his quest for ownage

so owned

Owned in Monopoly. One broke dawg.

lance armstrong giving it to the french one more time

Maximum MSN Ownage

Snake Owns Roo

Owned Kitty

Owned Car(?)

Tom Cruise. . .When will you learn?

N.A.S.A. getting pwn3d

Rockem' Sockem' Ownage

Rusty Wallace pwns Tony Danza

he was only going for the one ball...

Kungpowned Chicken

t3h filth 0wnz j00 n00b.

owned

a guy getting owned in the air

Truck owned

Owned bike

Owned "Titanic"

ken hamlin owning dante stallworth

Shevchenko being owned by Dudek

you got stall0wn3d!1

OWNED!!!!

somebody just got pwnd...

Breaking News, you just got owned

owned

About to get owned!!11!

Owning my roomates stuff part 2

Owning my roomates stuff

0wned!!1

This is why it's important to buy a warranty!

Owned!!!

It speaks for itself.

Homestar gets t3h pwnage

Deer hit by locomotive

th1s c4tz0r3r g0t p\/\/n0r3d by |=1r3\/\/0r|

Rcscoe Parrish about the get owned...

d00d

A friend of mine made this in photoshop

school bus ownage

Just plain ownage

Imminently OWN3D

owned!!!!

ownage on a horse

Chris Rix gets the hurt put on by Vince Wilfork

Owned!!

owned

Not sure how or why, but its safe to say she got owned.

Simon Pegg owns an extra.

Man in wheelchair gets owned

he was owned on IL2

TrOWNED-jan horse...

P0wn4g3!!!!1

owned

Backstreet Boy Nick Carter got OWNED for DUI on 03/07/2005.

own3d retard

That cat got owned

Earth got pwned

owned, plain and simple...

0wn3d by unhappy parent...

Pwned

lol this guard got owned when he fell off his horse...

yet again, this bull got PWNED

Michael Schuhmacher got RINSED

copier owned

owned by the sinkhole

Rambowned

This car got owned by an ice storm at Lake Geneva, Switzerland.

St. Louis man gets pwn3d by his SUV

Had Nick been facing the other way, Sean would also have taught him the meaning of "Deez Nuts."

owned

This child was owned by the sheep

Owned!!

Owned

7h1$ k1d g0+ pwn0r b¥ 7h3 ch41r!!!!!!!!111

This chump got pwn0r

p \/\/ N 3 D

Attack Dog

owned

Owned

owned once again

owned

Puppet owned

this man was owned by a fat man. bow down skinny man

PWNED!!1

owned swimmer

owned corvette

pwn3d police

owneda1

owned!

Dumb Crotch Rockets

Dog Owned Dog

This truck was owned by the plane

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2.

owned

Total and undeniable dominance of a person, group of people or situation as to make them/it akin to ones bitch.

Ha! I own you, bitch!

ayon kay itch ika-28 ng Disyembre, 2003

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3.

owned

Originated as a term used by hackers to describe gaining possession of a system, having hacked a box and got root they basically control it as much as if it was theirs, thus it could be considered owned by them. From this it was encorporated into the cultures vernacular including the limited(and awkward to type) vocabulary of so called l33t speak(0wn3d) Would-be hackers would come to use the phrase when taking someone out with a ping flood or other DoS attack, and although no access to the victim's system (typically another newbie hanging around on the same irc channel speaking in numbers) was gained yet they were still said to be owned. From there is came to simply mean bettering (or fucking over) someone and was even used to describe non-computer based events as described in the many other definitions. Though now its most common in CS games when someone kills you...

With the original use of the word it would seem most people I see using XP dont even own their own system :p

I own www.msn.com

I fucking 0wn3d j00 n00b!!

Batman ownz the Joker (again)

ayon kay savagegump ika-11 ng Pebrero, 2005

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4.

Owned

An overused gamerboy term. Using this term is now considered the most potent contraceptive available. Anyone saying this is guaranteed not to get any.

Everyone and his brother has uploaded a picture for "Owned", although no one cares about it and no one will see it.

ayon kay Satchmo II ika-14 ng Marso, 2005

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5.

Owned

To be defeated in a computer game, causing the winner's ego to inflate like a party balloon as if such a victory has any tangible significance outside that of his stinking socks-infested dorm room. These people will frequently create animated GIFs of violent sports events where a player gets clobbered by his opponent, complete with blinking neon "PWN3D!" captions, and post them on their blogs to indicate that they should not be messed with.

Person A: Dude, totally like you sooo suck so much, I PWNZ0RED J00!!!!11!!11

Person B: It's a god damned game of rock/paper/scissors, asshole. Please die.

ayon kay The 2-Belo ika-13 ng Oktubre, 2003

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6.

Owned

To be physically or mentally disgraced in a formidible fasion.

Peter got owned by aunt Clara because he tried to steal her purse; Kicked in the nuts.

ayon kay Afghan dude ika-02 ng Disyembre, 2008

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7.

owned

To so thoroughly beat someone, as to embarrass them.

Person 1: Did you see Jack? He just got owned by Fatal1ty.

Person 2: Yeah, it was embarrassing.

ayon kay wesintex ika-07 ng Marso, 2009

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