Zoe is in town! Yay!

Sexier together.

Makes a really long blowjob scene seem a lot more exciting

As much as I would love to come up with more money jokes or other clever puns, I think I'm going to leave the jokes for now because there is nothing funny about the absolute sexiness of a completely nude Emilie Payet. Seriously, Emilie Payet is probably my new favorite everything right now.

I think we've all had those days when we need a little extra motivation to get out of bed, I might have had one of those morning today. But I think I might have found a way to make getting out of bed the best part of your day. If the first thing we saw each morning was Joan Smalls ass, I think we'd all wake up bright as the morning sun.

Scarlett is just starting college and moving into her dorm with new independence, but there's one thing she needs to do before she leaves her mother's house. Will she get her last wish before she leaves?

There is a TON of celebrity nudity to catch up on this week, starting off with Chrissy Teigen’s fresh nip slip at Super Bowl LI. And what better time than the present to reminisce on Janet Jackson’s epic wardrobe malfunction during the 2004 Super Bowl Halftime.

I can't wait for this show to debut.

Sarah is the 'Cat's meow!

In my column Only in Florida, I'll be taking you down to the Sunshine State for the latest and greatest sex stories that can only be found in the craziest state in the union.

There are a couple objects that simply aren't sexy: those wooden spools they wrap heavy wire around, a Tonsil Guillotine, and a wooden baseball bat. Nothing against any of those objects (except for the Tonsil Guillotine, that thing is scary), but there is something about their shape, design, or purpose in life that makes them not sexy, not matter how hard you try. Well, I guess that is until you put them next to Kendall Jenner in a see-through bra, and then that object becomes rather sexy.

The AVN awesomeness isn't over yet.

Rose had had enough.

I'm sorry, but I simply can't take it anymore. I have to throw in the towel, call it a day, walk away, and never look back. Jennifer Lopez has officially made her Instagram account too sexy and I can no longer handle it. This is legitimately the sexiest things J-Lo has ever posted and I don't know what to do with my life anymore. 

Dakota is all about the orgasms.