If you really love me..

You'd follow me on twitter!

A while back I was wishing I could post the only status I care about on facebook.

Now I can do it! Real time updates from the life of a serial dater.

Only status I care about

What I’d really like to post on Facebook:

"..still hates first dates, one looming up tonight"

"..hates first dates for a reason. God what a nightmare."

"..finito."

"..is crossing (magen doviding?) my fingers, maybe this one'll be the one?"

"..has finally found a normal charedi guy!"

"..is broken hearted"

"..is feeling desperate, anyone?"

I mean who are we kidding, the only status on my mind is my single/dating one.

And before you people tell me to get a life, I already have one.