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<title>A Fan Made A &#x201C;Back To The Future Part IV&#x201D; Trailer And It&#x2019;s Fucking Brilliant</title>
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<p>Where we&#8217;re going we don&#8217;t need&#8230;sequels?</p>











 

 
	<h1>OK, so let's just be clear that the idea of there ACTUALLY being a <i>Back to the Future Part IV</i> is complete B.S. – because the trilogy is perfect as it exists and let's not ruin anymore iconic franchises, OK Hollywood?</h1>

   <p><img src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-04/28/13/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-03/anigif_sub-buzz-18649-1493402330-3.gif" width="374" height="273" alt="OK, so let's just be clear that the idea of there ACTUALLY being a Back to the Future Part IV is complete B.S. – because the trilogy is perfect as it exists and let's not ruin anymore iconic franchises, OK Hollywood?" /></p>
 
	


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	<h1>That being said, this fanmade <i>BTTF Part IV</i> trailer is, admittedly, pretty good. Like, so good that if I hadn't told you it's fake you might think it's real:</h1>

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	<h1>We get to see the Time Machine make an eerie, but exciting entrance in a candid smartphone video.</h1>

   <p><img src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-04/28/13/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-03/anigif_sub-buzz-17989-1493401012-4.gif" width="623" height="254" alt="We get to see the Time Machine make an eerie, but exciting entrance in a candid smartphone video." /></p>
 
	


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	<h1>And, of course, there's the grand return of two of film history's greatest heroes, Doc Brown...</h1>

   <p><img src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-04/28/13/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-02/anigif_sub-buzz-24719-1493401276-1.gif" width="623" height="254" alt="And, of course, there's the grand return of two of film history's greatest heroes, Doc Brown..." /></p>
 
	


 <p><small>Smasher / Via <a rel="nofollow"  target="_blank"  href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu2GGUo-Mu0">youtube.com</a></small></p>




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<pubDate>Fri, 28 Apr 2017 14:39:46 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>9 tipos de regla que toda mujer ha experimentado</title>
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<p>Y la mayoría de ellos son terribles. Punto.</p>











 

 
	<h1>La regla "con fugas"</h1>

   <p><img src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-04/14/14/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-03/sub-buzz-1409-1492193966-1.jpg" width="625" height="625" alt="La regla &quot;con fugas&quot;" /></p>
 
	<p>A esta regla le gusta DE VERDAD joderte tu ropa interior favorita. Seguramente has calculado err&oacute;neamente la cantidad de flujo que baja por la tuber&iacute;a, pero eso no impide que esta regla sea h&uacute;meda, blanda e inc&oacute;moda como suele ser.</p>


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	<h1>La regla "irregular"</h1>

   <p><img src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-04/18/14/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-01/sub-buzz-25118-1492541528-7.jpg" width="625" height="625" alt="La regla &quot;irregular&quot;" /></p>
 
	<p>A esta regla se la conoce por su incapacidad de tomar decisiones. Sinceramente, su canci&oacute;n es "Should I Stay or Should I Go? de The Clash. No es un flujo de lava, pero ser&iacute;a m&aacute;s f&aacute;cil de predecir si lo fuera.</p>


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	<h1>La "regla pegote"</h1>

   <p><img src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-04/18/14/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-02/sub-buzz-30512-1492541588-13.jpg" width="625" height="625" alt="La &quot;regla pegote&quot;" /></p>
 
	<p>Este periodo quiere que SEPAS que est&aacute; ah&iacute;. Saca con &eacute;l todo tipo de restos corporales de tu vagina y tiene la consistencia de la crema catalana. El resultado parece la escena de un crimen, pero de alg&uacute;n modo tambi&eacute;n es curiosamente agradable.</p>


 <p><small>Crystal Ro / BuzzFeed</small></p>















 

 
	<h1>La regla "fantasma"</h1>

   <p><img src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-04/18/14/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-02/sub-buzz-31229-1492541925-1.jpg" width="625" height="625" alt="La regla &quot;fantasma&quot;" /></p>
 
	<p>Esta regla es una veleta viviente. Tienes dolores menstruales, tienes antojos de chocolate y quiz&aacute;s est&eacute;s un poquito m&aacute;s sensible de lo normal, pero no hay indicios de un ba&ntilde;o de sangre ah&iacute; abajo. Es el tipo de periodo que QUIERES olvidar.</p>


 <p><small>Crystal Ro / BuzzFeed</small></p>




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<pubDate>Thu, 27 Apr 2017 06:04:22 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>These Kids Described What God Looks Like To An Illustrator And The Results Will Make You LOL</title>
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<p>“A lion’s head with a frog’s body.”</p>












 
 
	<h1>Hey, wanna know what God looks like? I can't actually give you an answer to that question, but I can show you this adorable video of a bunch of kids describing what THEY think God looks like. Although, FAIR WARNING: it's extremely cute.</h1>

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	<h1>In this adorable video from <a href="http://cut.com/">WatchCut</a>, talented illustrator Koji introduces himself to a bunch of cute kids, then asks what they imagine God looks like...</h1>

   <p><img src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-04/26/17/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-02/sub-buzz-2374-1493242666-1.png?resize=625:332" width="625" height="332" alt="In this adorable video from WatchCut, talented illustrator Koji introduces himself to a bunch of cute kids, then asks what they imagine God looks like..." /></p>
 
	


 <p><small>WatchCut Video / Via <a rel="nofollow"  target="_blank"  href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOjGD_0SUqw&feature=em-subs_digest">youtube.com</a></small></p>















 

 
	<h1>...even the ones who don't believe in one.</h1>

   <p><img src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-04/26/17/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-03/sub-buzz-29280-1493243276-1.jpg?resize=625:323" width="625" height="323" alt="...even the ones who don't believe in one." /></p>
 
	<p>He works together with each kid, discussing things like what God&#39;s face or body might look like.</p>


 <p><small>WatchCut Video / Via <a rel="nofollow"  target="_blank"  href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOjGD_0SUqw&feature=em-subs_digest">youtube.com</a></small></p>















 

 
	<h1>And the results are, unsurprisingly, VERY imaginative...</h1>

   <p><img src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-04/26/17/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-03/sub-buzz-29127-1493243385-7.jpg" width="625" height="625" alt="And the results are, unsurprisingly, VERY imaginative..." /></p>
 
	<p>And, OBVIOUSLY, there are aliens and an alligator involved, too.</p>


 <p><small>WatchCut Video / Via <a rel="nofollow"  target="_blank"  href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOjGD_0SUqw&feature=em-subs_digest">youtube.com</a></small></p>




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<pubDate>Wed, 26 Apr 2017 18:27:03 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Pretend To Go Shopping And We&#x2019;ll Figure Out If You&#x2019;re More Ann Taylor Or Ann Taylor: Loft</title>
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<title>45 Cosas asombrosas que las mujeres pueden hacer durante su per&#xED;odo</title>
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 <p><b>1. Realizar cirug&iacute;a de coraz&oacute;n para salvar la vida de alguien mientras simult&aacute;neamente pierdes grandes cantidades de tu propia sangre.</b></p>

<p>2. Ir a trabajar y no faltar, a pesar de que tus calambres te est&aacute;n haciendo retorcerte del dolor.</p>

<p><b>3. Subir 5 pisos por la escalera cuando el ascensor se rompe en pleno verano, goteando sudor y sangre.</b> </p>

<p>4. Ense&ntilde;arle a un sal&oacute;n lleno de ni&ntilde;os gritando c&oacute;mo leer un libro mientras casi inundas la toalla.</p>

<p><b>5. Soportar un largo camino al trabajo mientras tu &uacute;tero te est&aacute; causando extremo dolor f&iacute;sico.</b> </p>

<p>6. Quedarte hasta tarde en el trabajo por la tercera noche consecutiva a pesar de que has estado sangrando por tres d&iacute;as seguidos y apenas puedes mantener los ojos abiertos.</p>

<p><b>7. Pasar todo el d&iacute;a construyendo hogares mientras pierdes co&aacute;gulos de sangre por la vagina.</b> </p>

<p>8. Administrarle anestesia a alguien antes de una operaci&oacute;n y no equivocarte, a pesar de que est&aacute;s luchando con diarrea causada por tu per&iacute;odo.</p>

<p><b>9. Entrenarte para las Olimpiadas aunque tu &uacute;tero te est&eacute; dando una golpiza porque no est&aacute;s embarazada.</b></p>

















 

 
	

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 <p>10. Correr una marat&oacute;n mientras tu espalda grita de dolor debido a tus ovarios.</p>

<p><b>11. Guerrear por tu pa&iacute;s mientras tienes diarrea menstrual.</b></p>

<p>12. Participar en un evento deportivo mientras el tamp&oacute;n se satura y derrama.</p>

<p><b>13. Proteger y servir mientras usas una toalla improvisada de papel higi&eacute;nico porque tu per&iacute;odo lleg&oacute; temprano.</b></p>

<p>14. Llevar una bandeja con cinco bebidas y no derramarlas, incluso mientras te sale sangre de la vagina. </p>

<p><b>15. Cantar una &oacute;pera ante una audiencia gigantesca, aunque las notas altas te hagan expulsar un poco m&aacute;s de sangre.</b></p>

<p>16. Decirle a la gente cual ser&aacute; el pron&oacute;stico mientras temes que tus calambres extremos te hagan hacer una mueca en vivo. </p>

<p><b>17. Cuidar a los hijos de otras personas durante el d&iacute;a mientras tu &uacute;tero te hace doblarte de dolor por tu falta de hijos.</b> </p>

<p>18. Limpiar el desorden de otros en los vestidores mientras sufres de constipaci&oacute;n por causa del per&iacute;odo. </p>

<p><b>19. Nadar en un oc&eacute;ano sabiendo que puede haber tiburones y arriesgar tu vida porque tu per&iacute;odo no sabe cu&aacute;ndo no aparecer.</b></p>

















 

 
	

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&#x3C;b&#x3E;3. Subir 5 pisos por la escalera cuando el ascensor se rompe en pleno verano, goteando sudor y sangre.&#x3C;/b&#x3E; 

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&#x3C;b&#x3E;5. Soportar un largo camino al trabajo mientras tu &#xFA;tero te est&#xE1; causando extremo dolor f&#xED;sico.&#x3C;/b&#x3E; 

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&#x3C;b&#x3E;9. Entrenarte para las Olimpiadas aunque tu &#xFA;tero te est&#xE9; dando una golpiza porque no est&#xE1;s embarazada.&#x3C;/b&#x3E;</media:description>
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&#x3C;b&#x3E;11. Guerrear por tu pa&#xED;s mientras tienes diarrea menstrual.&#x3C;/b&#x3E;
 
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&#x3C;b&#x3E;13. Proteger y servir mientras usas una toalla improvisada de papel higi&#xE9;nico porque tu per&#xED;odo lleg&#xF3; temprano.&#x3C;/b&#x3E;

14. Llevar una bandeja con cinco bebidas y no derramarlas, incluso mientras te sale sangre de la vagina. 

&#x3C;b&#x3E;15. Cantar una &#xF3;pera ante una audiencia gigantesca, aunque las notas altas te hagan expulsar un poco m&#xE1;s de sangre.&#x3C;/b&#x3E;

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    <media:description type="html">20. Sacarle sangre a alguien mientras te preguntas d&#xF3;nde estar&#xE1; la cuerda de tu tamp&#xF3;n.

&#x3C;b&#x3E;21. Reparar una l&#xED;nea el&#xE9;ctrica mientras te preguntas si est&#xE1;s perdiendo suficiente sangre como para electrocutarte.&#x3C;/b&#x3E; 

22. Presentar una declaraci&#xF3;n y luego ir al ba&#xF1;o a orinar y olvidar que ten&#xED;as un tamp&#xF3;n y luego tener que tocar la cuerda llena de pis. 

&#x3C;b&#x3E;23. Calcular los impuestos de alguien mientras la toalla se te pega al vello p&#xFA;bico y arranca un poco cuando la quitas.&#x3C;/b&#x3E;

24. Estar en una larga reuni&#xF3;n aburrida mientras sientes como si alguien te estuviera golpeando en la vagina.

&#x3C;b&#x3E;25. Pasar todo el d&#xED;a codificando mientras sientes como si tus intestinos se estuvieran saliendo de tu cuerpo.&#x3C;/b&#x3E;

26. Escribir un ensayo sobre &#x3C;i&#x3E;La guerra y la paz&#x3C;/i&#x3E; mientras vives la batalla de Gettysburg en tu &#xFA;tero.

&#x3C;b&#x3E;27. Estar parada por horas en un metro ocupado mientras te sube sangre por la raya del trasero.&#x3C;/b&#x3E;</media:description>
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    <media:description type="html">28. Pilotear un 757 mientras tu est&#xF3;mago est&#xE1; hinchado al 100%.

&#x3C;b&#x3E;29. Soportar un vuelo de 15 horas mientras saturas tampones una vez por hora.&#x3C;/b&#x3E; 

30. Negociar acciones mientras te das cuenta que tu flujo est&#xE1; especialmente fuerte y que est&#xE1;s lejos del ba&#xF1;o.

&#x3C;b&#x3E;31. Viajar a &#xE1;reas remotas donde no hay retrete, y por lo tanto ning&#xFA;n lugar (privado) para cambiarte el tamp&#xF3;n.&#x3C;/b&#x3E;

32. Rescatar a una familia de un edificio en llamas mientras sientes un dolor punzante desde tu est&#xF3;mago a la espalda baja.

&#x3C;b&#x3E;33. Llevar un mont&#xF3;n de cosas que acabas de comprar en Ikea a tu auto cuando tienes un tamp&#xF3;n seco, porque tu per&#xED;odo decidi&#xF3; no comenzar cuando se supon&#xED;a.&#x3C;/b&#x3E; 

34. Pasar horas escribiendo proyectos de ley despu&#xE9;s de haber usado un aplicador de cart&#xF3;n.

&#x3C;b&#x3E;35. Idear nuevos dise&#xF1;os aeroespaciales mientras sientes que co&#xE1;gulos de sangre descienden hasta la toalla.&#x3C;/b&#x3E;

36. Moverte a paso de hombre en el tr&#xE1;fico de la hora pico, sintiendo que te vas a cagar ah&#xED; mismo.

&#x3C;b&#x3E;37. Excavar una parcela para una nueva obra de construcci&#xF3;n justo despu&#xE9;s de excavar un tamp&#xF3;n, porque la cuerda se rompi&#xF3;.&#x3C;/b&#x3E;

38. Dar una presentaci&#xF3;n frente a un consejo de ejecutivos mientras se te escapa un pedo, y con &#xE9;l sale sangre.

&#x3C;b&#x3E;39. Recoger a tus hijos de la escuela aun cuando sientes que ha estallado la Tercera Guerra Mundial en tu &#xFA;tero.&#x3C;/b&#x3E; 

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&#x3C;b&#x3E;41. Ayudar a tus hijos con sus tareas siendo que todo lo que quieres hacer es acostarte y desmayarte.&#x3C;/b&#x3E;

42. Cocinar la cena para tu familia mientras te preparas para tu pr&#xF3;ximo estornudo sangriento del per&#xED;odo. 

&#x3C;b&#x3E;43. Sacar a tu perro para que vaya al ba&#xF1;o despu&#xE9;s de sentarte en un inodoro durante 35 minutos perdiendo lo que parece ser litros de sangre.&#x3C;/b&#x3E; 

44. Celebrar tu cumplea&#xF1;os 50 y pensar que ya no tienes m&#xE1;s per&#xED;odos, cuando justo te aparece tu maldito per&#xED;odo de nuevo. &#xA1;&#xA1;Feliz cumplea&#xF1;os para m&#xED;!!

&#x3C;b&#x3E;45. Y finalmente, obligarte a salir de la cama una vez al mes mientras que tu maldito per&#xED;odo hace fuerza para salir de ti.&#x3C;/b&#x3E;</media:description>
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    <media:description type="html">h/t Madeleine Trebenski, &#x3C;a rel=&#x22;nofollow&#x22; href=&#x22;https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/anything-men-can-do-i-can-do-bleeding&#x22;&#x3E;McSweeney&#x27;s&#x3C;/a&#x3E;</media:description>
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<title>9 sortes de r&#xE8;gles que vous avez forc&#xE9;ment connues</title>
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<p>Et la plupart sont horribles. En règle générale.</p>











 

 
	<h1>Les règles «avec des fuites»</h1>

   <p><img src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-04/14/14/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-03/sub-buzz-1409-1492193966-1.jpg" width="625" height="625" alt="Les règles «avec des fuites»" /></p>
 
	<p>Ces r&egrave;gles aiment VRAIMENT bousiller votre lingerie pr&eacute;f&eacute;r&eacute;e. Bien s&ucirc;r, vous avez peut-&ecirc;tre sous-estim&eacute; le d&eacute;bit de liquide descendant du tuyau, mais &ccedil;a ne les excuse pas d&#39;&ecirc;tre aussi humides, visqueuses et franchement impolies.</p>


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	<h1>Les règles «avec des taches»</h1>

   <p><img src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-04/25/12/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-02/sub-buzz-6533-1493136297-4.jpg" width="625" height="625" alt="Les règles «avec des taches»" /></p>
 
	<p>Ces r&egrave;gles sont connues pour leur incapacit&eacute; &agrave; prendre une d&eacute;cision. Honn&ecirc;tement, leur chanson pr&eacute;f&eacute;r&eacute;e, c&#39;est <i>Should I Stay Or Should I Go?</i> de The Clash.</p>


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	<h1>Les règles «avec des morceaux»</h1>

   <p><img src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-04/18/14/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-02/sub-buzz-30512-1492541588-13.jpg" width="625" height="625" alt="Les règles «avec des morceaux»" /></p>
 
	<p>Ces r&egrave;gles veulent vraiment que vous SACHIEZ qu&#39;elles sont l&agrave;. Elles charrient toutes sortes de d&eacute;bris corporels hors de votre vagin &mdash;et elles ont la consistance du Chunky Monkey de Ben &amp; Jerry&#39;s. Le r&eacute;sultat ressemble &agrave; une sc&egrave;ne de crime, mais il est aussi bizarrement satisfaisant.</p>


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	<h1>Les règles «fantômes»</h1>

   <p><img src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-04/27/11/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-02/sub-buzz-10919-1493308289-2.jpg" width="625" height="625" alt="Les règles «fantômes»" /></p>
 
	<p>Ces r&egrave;gles sont un doigt d&#39;honneur qui vit et qui respire. Vous avez des crampes, vous &ecirc;tes dingue de tout ce qui contient du chocolat, et peut-&ecirc;tre un peu plus &eacute;motive que d&#39;habitude, mais il n&#39;y a aucune trace de bain de sang l&agrave;-dessous. C&#39;est le type de r&egrave;gles que vous VOULEZ voir se terminer.</p>


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    <media:description type="html">Ces r&#xE8;gles sont connues pour leur incapacit&#xE9; &#xE0; prendre une d&#xE9;cision. Honn&#xEA;tement, leur chanson pr&#xE9;f&#xE9;r&#xE9;e, c&#x27;est &#x3C;i&#x3E;Should I Stay Or Should I Go?&#x3C;/i&#x3E; de The Clash.</media:description>
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    <media:description type="html">Ces r&#xE8;gles veulent vraiment que vous SACHIEZ qu&#x27;elles sont l&#xE0;. Elles charrient toutes sortes de d&#xE9;bris corporels hors de votre vagin &#x2014;et elles ont la consistance du Chunky Monkey de Ben &#x26;amp; Jerry&#x27;s. Le r&#xE9;sultat ressemble &#xE0; une sc&#xE8;ne de crime, mais il est aussi bizarrement satisfaisant.</media:description>
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<title>Only A True Disney Expert Can Name 30 Films In Three Minutes</title>
<link>https://www.buzzfeed.com/crystalro/can-you-name-30-disney-animation-studios-films-in-three?utm_term=4ldqpia</link>
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 <h1><b>Note:</b> For this quiz, we&#39;re talking about fully animated, theatrically released films produced by Walt Disney Animation Studios &mdash; also, <b>NO</b> Pixar films.</h1>











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<pubDate>Sun, 23 Apr 2017 12:31:03 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Here&#x27;s Why You Really Shouldn&#x27;t Try The New Starbucks Unicorn Drink</title>
<link>https://www.buzzfeed.com/crystalro/heres-why-you-really-shouldnt-try-the-new-starbucks-unicorn?utm_term=4ldqpia</link>
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<p>&#8220;Is it really worth a half life? A cursed life?&#8221;</p>











 

 
	<h1>By now, you're probably very well-aware that Starbucks has a limited-edition drink called the Unicorn Frappuccino.</h1>

   <p><img src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-04/21/13/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-02/sub-buzz-15570-1492794951-15.png" width="553" height="582" alt="By now, you're probably very well-aware that Starbucks has a limited-edition drink called the Unicorn Frappuccino." /></p>
 
	<p>It&#39;ll only be available until April 23.</p>


 <p><small>@Ehgg / Via <a rel="nofollow"  target="_blank"  href="https://www.instagram.com/p/BTFt4BHhiyT/?taken-by=ehgg">instagram.com</a></small></p>















 

 
	<h1>As far as reviews go, the response is generally positive, with some people even comparing it to "magic"...</h1>

   <p><img src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-04/21/13/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-03/sub-buzz-9827-1492794782-1.png" width="610" height="816" alt="As far as reviews go, the response is generally positive, with some people even comparing it to &quot;magic&quot;..." /></p>
 
	


 <p><small><a rel="nofollow"  target="_blank"  href="https://twitter.com/_l4yl4/status/854851940240326656">Twitter: @_l4yl4</a></small></p>















 

 
	<h1>...which is actually pretty ironic, because Harry Potter fans have been quick to point out that by drinking the Unicorn Frappucino, you may actually be doing yourself some ~harm~.</h1>

   <p><img src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-04/21/13/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-03/sub-buzz-9665-1492794261-5.png" width="587" height="419" alt="...which is actually pretty ironic, because Harry Potter fans have been quick to point out that by drinking the Unicorn Frappucino, you may actually be doing yourself some ~harm~." /></p>
 
	<p>(Okay, not REAL harm, but work with me here.)</p>


 <p><small>yerawizard_kristen / Via <a rel="nofollow"  target="_blank"  href="https://www.instagram.com/p/BTIInxzjWMD/?tagged=unicornblood">instagram.com</a></small></p>















 <blockquote><p>"The blood of a unicorn will keep you alive, even if you are an inch from death, but at a terrible price. You have slain something pure and defenceless to save yourself, and you will have but a half-life, a cursed life, from the moment the blood touches your lips."</p></blockquote>






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<pubDate>Fri, 21 Apr 2017 14:35:16 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>This Artist Is Photoshopping Disney Princesses Into Celeb Photos And It&#x27;s Too Perfect</title>
<link>https://www.buzzfeed.com/crystalro/this-artist-is-photoshopping-disney-princesses-into-iconic?utm_term=4ldqpia</link>
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<p>Well, hello Belle as Rihanna at the Met Gala!</p>











 

 
	<h1>For most of us, Disney Princesses are BASICALLY celebs already right? Like, can you even IMAGINE what it would be like to see Aurora partying at Coachella or Belle attending the Met Gala?!</h1>

   <p><img src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-04/21/12/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-02/sub-buzz-14770-1492793569-9.jpg" width="500" height="281" alt="For most of us, Disney Princesses are BASICALLY celebs already right? Like, can you even IMAGINE what it would be like to see Aurora partying at Coachella or Belle attending the Met Gala?!" /></p>
 
	


 <p><small>Disney</small></p>















 


















 
 
	<h1>Like Pocahontas and Snow White dancing at Coachella:</h1>

	 
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 <p><small><a rel="nofollow"  target="_blank"  href="https://instagram.com/p/BTDQbyAj6I2/#author_andhikamuksin">Instagram: @andhikamuksin</a></small></p>
















 
 
	<h1>And Aurora getting her ~freak~ on, too:</h1>

	 
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 <p><small><a rel="nofollow"  target="_blank"  href="https://instagram.com/p/BTF2JSgj7Uf/#author_andhikamuksin">Instagram: @andhikamuksin</a></small></p>




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<pubDate>Fri, 21 Apr 2017 14:05:45 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Literally Just 17 Dick Jokes That&#x2019;ll Make You Laugh</title>
<link>https://www.buzzfeed.com/pablovaldivia/you-will-laugh-very-hard?utm_term=4ldqpia</link>
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<p>&#8220;I think he&#8217;s got a boner to pick with me.&#8221;</p>











 

 
	<h1>When the joke's on you:</h1>

   <p><img src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-04/21/14/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-02/sub-buzz-19060-1492800668-3.png?resize=625:435" width="625" height="435" alt="When the joke's on you:" /></p>
 
	


 <p><small><a rel="nofollow"  target="_blank"  href="http://thedailylaughs.tumblr.com/post/90318767173/bewbin-thefinestlad-bewbin-i-just-slept">thedailylaughs.tumblr.com</a></small></p>















 

 
	<h1>When reality sets in:</h1>

   <p><img src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-04/21/15/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-03/sub-buzz-14984-1492802682-1.png?resize=625:633" width="625" height="633" alt="When reality sets in:" /></p>
 
	


 <p><small><a rel="nofollow"  target="_blank"  href="http://imgur.com/gallery/w3eP7">imgur.com</a></small></p>















 

 
	<h1>When a simple pun will do it:</h1>

   <p><img src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-04/21/15/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-02/sub-buzz-19845-1492801940-5.png?resize=625:129" width="625" height="129" alt="When a simple pun will do it:" /></p>
 
	


 <p><small><a rel="nofollow"  target="_blank"  href="https://twitter.com/AdriannaLaCervx/status/714607047916978176">Twitter: @AdriannaLaCervx</a></small></p>















 

 
	<h1>When's it just <i>too</i> easy...</h1>

   <p><img src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-04/21/14/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-02/sub-buzz-18530-1492800211-5.png?resize=625:642" width="625" height="642" alt="When's it just too easy..." /></p>
 
	


 <p><small><a rel="nofollow"  target="_blank"  href="http://somebitofeverything.tumblr.com/post/40962928220">somebitofeverything.tumblr.com</a></small></p>




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<pubDate>Mon, 24 Apr 2017 13:00:08 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Every &#x2019;90s Girl Is Going To Scream, &#x201C;OMG WHAT!?&#x201D; Over This Iconic Shoe Re-Release</title>
<link>https://www.buzzfeed.com/crystalro/90s-girls-rejoice-steve-maddens-iconic-slinky-shoe-is-back?utm_term=4ldqpia</link>
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<p>Now all you need is a button-up sunflower dress.</p>











 

 
	<h1>If you were a ~true~ '90s girl then there's a very good chance (and by very good I mean, like 100%) you owned a pair of these bad boys:</h1>

   <p><img src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-04/20/17/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-02/sub-buzz-3762-1492723898-1.jpg" width="580" height="580" alt="If you were a ~true~ '90s girl then there's a very good chance (and by very good I mean, like 100%) you owned a pair of these bad boys:" /></p>
 
	<p>Or, at least, some knock-of version of them, like yours truly.</p>


 <p><small><a rel="nofollow"  target="_blank"  href="https://poshmark.com/listing/SOLD-ON-EBAY-Steve-Madden-Slinky-sandals-636-57c4ee8b41b4e0cd9d00bd17">poshmark.com</a></small></p>















 

 
	<h1>And, tbh, you probably ALSO tossed out these iconic Steve Madden sandals along with all your plaid minis and United Colors of Benetton cardigans at some point over the last couple of decades.</h1>

   <p><img src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-04/20/18/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-03/anigif_sub-buzz-32201-1492725669-1.gif" width="500" height="265" alt="And, tbh, you probably ALSO tossed out these iconic Steve Madden sandals along with all your plaid minis and United Colors of Benetton cardigans at some point over the last couple of decades." /></p>
 
	


 <p><small>Paramount Pictures</small></p>















 

 
	<h1>BUT GUESS WHAT? The '90s are back to haunt you because Steve Madden is re-releasing this classic.</h1>

   <p><img src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-04/20/17/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-03/sub-buzz-31052-1492724544-1.jpg" width="625" height="625" alt="BUT GUESS WHAT? The '90s are back to haunt you because Steve Madden is re-releasing this classic." /></p>
 
	<p>And your &#39;90s self is crying with joy now, right?</p>


 <p><small>Crystal Ro / BuzzFeed / <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="https://www.stevemadden.com/product/SLINKY/165698.uts?selectedColor=BLACK">stevemadden.com</a></small></p>















 

 
	<h1>The "Slinky" is currently only available for pre-order (at <a href="https://www.stevemadden.com/product/SLINKY/165698.uts?selectedColor=BLACK">$69.95</a> a pop) on the Steve Madden site...</h1>

   <p><img src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-04/20/17/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-03/sub-buzz-31416-1492724794-10.jpg?resize=625:332" width="625" height="332" alt="The &quot;Slinky&quot; is currently only available for pre-order (at $69.95 a pop) on the Steve Madden site..." /></p>
 
	<p>They are expected to <a href="https://www.bustle.com/p/steve-maddens-slinky-platform-sandals-from-the-90s-are-back-heres-how-to-get-them-52461">ship</a> out in early July.</p>


 <p><small><a rel="nofollow"  target="_blank"  href="https://www.stevemadden.com/product/SLINKY/165698.uts?selectedColor=BLACK">stevemadden.com</a></small></p>




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<title>45 Things People With Periods Do While Bleeding</title>
<link>https://www.buzzfeed.com/laraparker/things-women-do-while-also-bleeding?utm_term=4ldqpia</link>
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<p>Try to get on our level.</p>











 <p><b>1. Perform heart surgery to save someone&rsquo;s life while simultaneously losing ounces of your own blood.</b></p>

<p>2. Go to work and not call out sick, even though your cramps are making you double over in pain.</p>

<p><b>3. Walk up 10 flights of stairs when the elevator is broken in the middle of summer &mdash; dripping sweat AND blood.</b></p>

<p>4. Teach a classroom full of screaming children how to read a literal book while nearly bleeding through your pad.</p>

<p><b>5. Deal with a long commute when your uterus is causing you extreme physical pain.</b> </p>

<p>6. Stay late at work for the third night in a row even though you&rsquo;ve been bleeding for three days straight and can barely keep your eyes open.</p>

<p><b>7. Spend all day building homes for families while dealing with blood clots seeping out of your vagina.</b> </p>

<p>8. Administer someone&rsquo;s anesthesia before a surgery and not fuck it up even though you&rsquo;re struggling with period diarrhea.</p>

<p><b>9. Train for the Olympics all while your uterus beats you up because you aren&rsquo;t pregnant.</b></p>

















 

 
	

   <p><img src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-04/24/16/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-01/sub-buzz-20702-1493064846-1.jpg?resize=625:316" width="625" height="316" alt="" /></p>
 
	


 <p><small>Crystal Ro / BuzzFeed</small></p>















 <p>10. Run a marathon while your back screams in pain because of your ovaries.</p>

<p><b>11. Defend your country all while dealing with period diarrhea.</b></p>

<p>12. Participate in a sporting event while soaking through a tampon.</p>

<p><b>13. Protect and serve while wearing a makeshift pad out of toilet paper because your period showed up early.</b></p>

<p>14. Carry a tray with five drinks on it and not spilling it even while blood is spilling out of your vagina. </p>

<p><b>15. Sing opera before a giant audience even though the high notes make you push out a little more blood each time.</b></p>

<p>16. Tell people what the forecast is like while worrying that your extreme cramps will cause you to grimace live on air. </p>

<p><b>17. Watch other people&rsquo;s children during the day while your uterus causes you to double over in pain because of your lack of children.</b> </p>

<p>18. Clean up after people in dressing rooms while you deal with period constipation. </p>

<p><b>19. Swim in an ocean knowing that sharks may be present and that you are risking your life because your period doesn&rsquo;t know when to not show the fuck up.</b></p>

















 

 
	

   <p><img src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-04/24/13/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-01/sub-buzz-7558-1493053457-4.jpg?resize=625:625" width="625" height="625" alt="" /></p>
 
	


 <p><small>Crystal Ro / BuzzFeed</small></p>




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4. Teach a classroom full of screaming children how to read a literal book while nearly bleeding through your pad.

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&#x3C;b&#x3E;7. Spend all day building homes for families while dealing with blood clots seeping out of your vagina.&#x3C;/b&#x3E; 

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12. Participate in a sporting event while soaking through a tampon.

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14. Carry a tray with five drinks on it and not spilling it even while blood is spilling out of your vagina. 

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&#x3C;b&#x3E;29. Endure a 15-hour flight when you&#x2019;re bleeding through tampons every hour.&#x3C;/b&#x3E;

30. Trade stocks while realizing your flow just got extra heavy and you&#x2019;re far from the bathroom.

&#x3C;b&#x3E;31. Travel to remote areas where there&#x2019;s no toilet and therefore nowhere ~private~ to change your tampon.&#x3C;/b&#x3E;

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&#x3C;b&#x3E;33. Carry a bunch of crap you just bought at Ikea back to your car while wearing a dry tampon because your period decided not to start when it was supposed to.&#x3C;/b&#x3E;

34. Spend hours writing legislation after having to use a cardboard applicator.

&#x3C;b&#x3E;35. Come up with new aerospace designs while feeling clots of blood seep into your pad.&#x3C;/b&#x3E;

36. Slog through rush-hour traffic while feeling like you need to shit your pants.

&#x3C;b&#x3E;37. Dig up a plot of land for a new construction site right after digging out your tampon because the string broke.&#x3C;/b&#x3E;

38. Give a presentation to a board of executives while a fart forces itself out of your body and blood comes with it.

&#x3C;b&#x3E;39. Picking up your children at school even when you feel like World War III is happening in your uterus.&#x3C;/b&#x3E; 

40. Help someone plan their retirement while realizing that you bled through your tampon and it&#x2019;s about to leak on your leg.

&#x3C;b&#x3E;41. Help your kids with their homework when all you want to do is lie down and pass out.&#x3C;/b&#x3E;

42. Cook dinner for your family while preparing for your next bloody period sneeze. 

&#x3C;b&#x3E;43. Taking your dog out to use the bathroom after sitting on a toilet for 35 minutes losing what feels like gallons of blood.&#x3C;/b&#x3E; 

44. Celebrate your 50th birthday and THINKING you were done with periods, only to have your asshole period show up again. Happy birthday to me!!

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<title>For Everyone Who Shipped Brienne And Tormund HARD, We Have Good News</title>
<link>https://www.buzzfeed.com/crystalro/for-everyone-who-shipped-brienne-and-tormund-hard?utm_term=4ldqpia</link>
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<p>Warning: Obviously, spoilers ahead.</p>











 

 
	<h1>Folks, we're so close to Season 7 of <i>Game of Thrones</i> being here that I'm as giddy as Samwell Tarly in the Citadel's library.</h1>

   <p><img src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-04/20/15/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-02/anigif_sub-buzz-24955-1492715346-2.gif" width="500" height="279" alt="Folks, we're so close to Season 7 of Game of Thrones being here that I'm as giddy as Samwell Tarly in the Citadel's library." /></p>
 
	<p>Basically, me.</p>


 <p><small>HBO</small></p>















 

 
	<h1>And one of the (10 million) things I'm looking forward to seeing this season is ALL the reunions – and in particular, the reunion of everyone's favorite couple that isn't actually a couple: Brienne and Tormund.</h1>

   <p><img src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-04/20/15/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-02/sub-buzz-25121-1492715663-14.jpg" width="600" height="724" alt="And one of the (10 million) things I'm looking forward to seeing this season is ALL the reunions – and in particular, the reunion of everyone's favorite couple that isn't actually a couple: Brienne and Tormund." /></p>
 
	<p>(Yeah, yeah...I hear you Brienne/Jaime shippers groaning all the way over there.)</p>


 <p><small>HBO</small></p>















 

 
	<h1>Now, if you recall, the last time we saw Brienne she was on a little boat (presumably) heading back to the North and, you know, making sad "goodbye" waves with Jaime.</h1>

   <p><img src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-04/20/15/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-02/sub-buzz-31599-1492716232-1.jpg?resize=625:325" width="625" height="325" alt="Now, if you recall, the last time we saw Brienne she was on a little boat (presumably) heading back to the North and, you know, making sad &quot;goodbye&quot; waves with Jaime." /></p>
 
	


 <p><small>HBO</small></p>















 

 
	<h1>Meanwhile, Tormund (post-biting someone's neck off in the Battle of the Bastards!) was just chilling with Jon, er, the King in the North at Winterfell.</h1>

   <p><img src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-04/20/15/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-01/sub-buzz-31242-1492716417-4.jpg?resize=625:325" width="625" height="325" alt="Meanwhile, Tormund (post-biting someone's neck off in the Battle of the Bastards!) was just chilling with Jon, er, the King in the North at Winterfell." /></p>
 
	<p>Basically, they were MILES and MILES apart...which is just plain unacceptable.</p>


 <p><small>HBO</small></p>




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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Apr 2017 15:55:11 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>50 choses reloues et douloureuses que vous avez probablement v&#xE9;cues si vous avez vos r&#xE8;gles</title>
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<p>DU SANG DANS LA RAIE DES FESSES.</p>











 

 
	

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 <p>1. Quand vous perdez un caillot de sang et qu&#39;il atterrit dans votre serviette hygi&eacute;nique ou qu&#39;il tombe dans les toilettes, et que vous pensez: &laquo;Suis-je en train de mourir?&raquo; </p>

<p><b>2. Quand votre serviette hygi&eacute;nique colle &agrave; vos poils pubiens et que vous devez les arracher pour retirer la serviette.</b></p>

<p>3. Quand le sang de votre serviette se r&eacute;pand jusque dans la raie des fesses.</p>

<p><b>4. Quand vous vous fourrez un paquet de papier toilette dans le vagin pour aller de la douche jusqu&#39;&agrave; votre chambre pour &eacute;viter que votre maison ne ressemble &agrave; une sc&egrave;ne de film d&#39;horreur.</b></p>

<p>5. Quand vous vous r&eacute;veillez le matin et que votre lit ressemble &agrave; une sc&egrave;ne de crime.</p>

<p><b>6. Quand vous n&#39;arrivez pas &agrave; faire la diff&eacute;rence entre l&#39;envie d&#39;aller &agrave; la selle et des crampes douloureuses.</b></p>

<p>7. &Ecirc;tre constip&eacute;-e pendant environ deux jours avant vos r&egrave;gles.</p>

<p><b>8. Quand vous portez un tampon en anticipant l&#39;arriv&eacute;e de vos r&egrave;gles mais qu&#39;elles n&#39;arrivent pas, et que donc vous n&#39;en portez plus, et bien &Eacute;VIDEMMENT, c&#39;est l&agrave; qu&#39;elles se d&eacute;cident &agrave; venir vous emmerder.</b> </p>

<p>9. Quand vous venez juste d&#39;ins&eacute;rer un tampon, mais que vous avez une envie soudaine de faire caca, et que vous avez peur que le tampon ressorte sec en poussant.</p>

<p><b>10. Quand les taches de sang sur vos sous-v&ecirc;tements sont trop tenaces et que vous n&#39;arrivez pas &agrave; les faire partir.</b></p>

<p>11. Frotter vos articulations des doigts jusqu&#39;&agrave; l&#39;os en essayant de retirer les taches de sang de vos sous-v&ecirc;tements.</p>

<p><b>12. Avoir la mauvaise surprise de tacher son pantalon et rentrer &agrave; la maison aussi vite que possible en essayant de cacher ses fesses.</b></p>

<p>13. &Ecirc;tre parano&iuml;aque au point d&#39;imaginer avoir tach&eacute; la chaise sur laquelle vous &ecirc;tes assis-e. </p>

<p><b>14. Quand vous n&#39;arrivez pas &agrave; trouver la ficelle de votre tampon parce qu&#39;elle est coinc&eacute;e entre vos l&egrave;vres (ou pire, dans la raie des fesses) et que vous devez aller l&#39;extraire de l&agrave;.</b></p>

<p>15. Quand vous avez quelques pertes et que vous pensez que vos r&egrave;gles d&eacute;marrent, mais que c&#39;&eacute;tait une fausse alerte et qu&#39;en fait il faut encore attendre deux ou trois jours.</p>

<p><b>16. Oublier si vous avez d&eacute;j&agrave; retir&eacute; votre premier tampon et se mettre la rate au court-bouillon en imaginant que vous l&#39;avez pouss&eacute; plus loin avec le nouveau tampon.</b> </p>

<p>17. Trouver un vieux tampon qui LUI a &eacute;t&eacute; pouss&eacute; par un autre.</p>

<p><b>18. L&#39;odeur de vieux tampons dans votre poubelle.</b> </p>

<p>19. Quand il n&#39;y a pas vraiment de bonne solution pour se d&eacute;barrasser de votre tampon ou de votre serviette usag&eacute;e, et que vous vous efforcez donc de les cacher dans la poubelle en les couvrant d&#39;autres d&eacute;chets.</p>

<p><b>20. Arroser accidentellement le mur de sang quand vous retirez un tampon.</b></p>

















 

 
	

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 <p>21. Se retrouver avec les mains couvertes de sang en retirant un tampon un jour de flux important.</p>

<p><b>22. Faire accidentellement tomber quelques gouttes de sang sur son pantalon apr&egrave;s avoir retir&eacute; un tampon.</b></p>

<p>23. Ou, quand vous faites enfin caca et que c&#39;est litt&eacute;ralement explosif. </p>

<p><b>24. Quand vous &ecirc;tes aux toilettes et que vous vous essuyez, c&#39;est tellement sanglant que vous en avez plein la main.</b></p>

<p>25. Quand vous devez retirer un tampon sec. </p>

<p><b>26. Quand vous n&#39;avez pas d&#39;autre choix que d&#39;utiliser un tampon avec un applicateur en carton.</b> </p>

<p>27. Ou quand vous utilisez un tampon sans applicateur et que c&#39;est un jour particuli&egrave;rement sanglant.</p>

<p><b>28. Quand vous venez tout juste de mettre un tampon mais que vous avez besoin de faire pipi, et que votre ficelle est pleine de pipi et que vous devez la toucher pour le retirer.</b></p>

<p>29. Se poser la question si ce sont des pertes vaginales ou si vous saignez vraiment.</p>

<p><b>30. Quand vous devez tousser mais que c&#39;est un jour de mar&eacute;e rouge et que votre sang tout g&eacute;latineux va exploser dans vos sous-v&ecirc;tements.</b></p>

<p>31. Quand vos r&egrave;gles d&eacute;marrent &agrave; l&#39;improviste et que vous n&#39;avez ni tampons ni serviettes et qu&#39;il vous faut donc improviser avec un empilement de papier toilette et que &ccedil;a vous remonte dans le vagin. </p>

<p><b>32. Quand vous essayez de retirer votre coupe menstruelle mais que le sang gicle de partout.</b></p>

<p>33. Quand vous portez la nuit une super serviette qui vous fait un cul &eacute;norme &agrave; tel point que vous avez l&#39;impression de porter une couche et que vous finissez par ne m&ecirc;me pas saigner.</p>

<p><b>34. Quand vous vous lavez le vagin pendant vos r&egrave;gles et que les bulles de savon sont roses.</b></p>

<p>35. Quand vous &ecirc;tes dans la douche et que vous essayez de faire sortir le plus de sang possible.</p>

<p><b>36. Quand vous vous relevez des toilettes et que du sang s&#39;&eacute;coule doucement le long de votre jambe.</b></p>

<p>37. Quand vous vous r&eacute;veillez le matin et que vous sentez un peu de liquide et que vous &ecirc;tes &agrave; moiti&eacute; en train de ramper et moiti&eacute; en train de marcher jusqu&#39;&agrave; la salle de bains pour &eacute;viter que votre sang se d&eacute;verse partout.</p>

<p><b>38. Quand vous sentez les premi&egrave;res gouttes de sang qui s&#39;&eacute;chappent de votre tampon et que vous savez que la digue a l&acirc;ch&eacute; et vous courez donc jusqu&#39;&agrave; la salle de bains en vous cachant les fesses avec les mains.</b></p>

<p>39. Quand vous ins&eacute;rez un tampon et essayez ensuite de marcher et que vous r&eacute;alisez qu&#39;il n&#39;est pas mis correctement et qu&#39;il faut recommencer, sauf que l&agrave; tout est &agrave; sec et &ccedil;a fait un mal de chien.</p>

<p><b>40. Et quand vous ne savez m&ecirc;me pas que vos r&egrave;gles sont proches mais que vous vous r&eacute;veillez avec un bouton d&#39;acn&eacute; tr&egrave;s profond qui est tr&egrave;s douloureux au toucher.</b></p>






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&#x3C;b&#x3E;18. L&#x27;odeur de vieux tampons dans votre poubelle.&#x3C;/b&#x3E; 

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&#x3C;b&#x3E;48. Quand vous essayez de retirer votre coupe menstruelle et que vous vous pincez par m&#xE9;garde.&#x3C;/b&#x3E;

49. Quand vous essayez de tomber enceinte et que vos r&#xE8;gles se pointent en avance parce que LE MONDE NOUS EN VEUT.

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<p>That IS(N&#8217;T) too bold.</p>











 

 
	<h1>The last time we saw Elizabeth Swann was a decade ago (YES, it's been that long) in the franchise's third installment,
 <i>Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End</i>.</h1>

   <p><img src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-04/19/12/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-02/sub-buzz-25936-1492620900-5.jpg?resize=625:417" width="625" height="417" alt="The last time we saw Elizabeth Swann was a decade ago (YES, it's been that long) in the franchise's third installment,
 Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End." /></p>
 
	<p>Both Keira and Orlando were NOT in the last/fourth film, <i>On Stranger Tides</i>.</p>


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	<h1>And while we knew Orlando Bloom would be reprising his role as Will Turner for the latest and fifth installment, <i>Dead Men Tell No Tales</i>, it had only been a rumor that Keira MIGHT return, too.</h1>

   <p><img src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-04/19/13/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-03/sub-buzz-22362-1492622110-1.jpg?resize=625:252" width="625" height="252" alt="And while we knew Orlando Bloom would be reprising his role as Will Turner for the latest and fifth installment, Dead Men Tell No Tales, it had only been a rumor that Keira MIGHT return, too." /></p>
 
	<p>In fact, she had straight up said she <a href="http://www.digitalspy.com/movies/pirates-of-the-caribbean/news/a607621/keira-knightley-rules-out-pirates-of-the-caribbean-return/">wouldn&#39;t return</a> to the franchise in the past.</p>


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	<h1>But the new Japanese trailer just confirmed that, yeah, Elizabeth Swann will make an appearance in full corseted-gloriousness. And you can check out that brief AF shot here:</h1>

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	<h1>I have ZERO idea what's happening in this clip, but it seems like a dream sequence?!</h1>

   <p><img src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-04/19/12/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-02/anigif_sub-buzz-26003-1492620771-3.gif?resize=625:351" width="625" height="351" alt="I have ZERO idea what's happening in this clip, but it seems like a dream sequence?!" /></p>
 
	


 <p><small>Disney / <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="https://youtube.com/watch?v=f6B7jIHIBaY&t=64">youtube.com</a></small></p>




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<pubDate>Wed, 19 Apr 2017 13:52:43 -0400</pubDate>
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	<h1>Recently <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/burger-king-froot-loops-shake_us_58e620d7e4b0fe4ce0887391">Burger King announced</a> they'd be offering a cereal and ice cream hybrid concoction — the Froot Loops Shake.</h1>

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	<h1>So when the day arrived that they were finally available, we set out for Burger King and ordered three Froot Loops Shakes to see what they were all about!</h1>

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	<h1>At first glance, they LOOKED good, but how'd they taste?!</h1>

   <p><img src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-04/18/14/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-02/sub-buzz-28363-1492539738-1.jpg?resize=625:469" width="625" height="469" alt="At first glance, they LOOKED good, but how'd they taste?!" /></p>
 
	


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	<h1>Farrah tried it first and was super impressed.</h1>

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	<p><b>Farrah&#39;s initial thoughts:</b> WOWOW, this was delicious. There are crunchy bits of Froot Loops mixed in with the super sweet vanilla shake, and luckily they don&#39;t get clogged in your straw. The only downside was that the cereal did get soggy if you didn&#39;t drink it fast enough &mdash; but that might be better news for someone who enjoys soggy cereal. IF ONLY this was actually a balanced breakfast, I&#39;d drink it daily.</p>


 <p><small>Crystal Ro / BuzzFeed</small></p>




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<p>Slip on a pair of old smelly jellies and let&#8217;s skip down memory lane.</p>











 

 
	<h1>Collecting as many charms as you could for your charm bracelet — and, of course, trying to get a few from your friends:</h1>

   <p><img src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-04/17/14/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-02/sub-buzz-7276-1492454891-5.jpg" width="564" height="764" alt="Collecting as many charms as you could for your charm bracelet — and, of course, trying to get a few from your friends:" /></p>
 
	


 <p><small><a rel="nofollow"  target="_blank"  href="https://www.pinterest.com/pin/336784878356162878/">pinterest.com</a></small></p>















 

 
	<h1>Wondering what the hell Nanny looked like on <i>Muppet Babies</i>:</h1>

   <p><img src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-04/17/13/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-02/sub-buzz-5322-1492451007-1.jpg?resize=625:384" width="625" height="384" alt="Wondering what the hell Nanny looked like on Muppet Babies:" /></p>
 
	


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	<h1>Sometimes going to the OB-GYN can feel a little intimidating, and maybe you haven't worked up the nerve to ask your doctor a certain question that you're curious about.</h1>

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	<h1>For instance, maybe you've wondered if your ~down there~ looks like everyone else's?</h1>

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	<h1>Or maybe you're wondering if there are ways to quell the smell?</h1>

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	<h1>Or perhaps you simply have a question about sex?</h1>

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