Markydoodoo

@markydoodoo

Hi. I'm an idiot and here's my Twitter. https://t.co/yT3mNhKHV9

Arlington, VA
ಜುಲೈ 2012 ಸಮಯದಲ್ಲಿ ಸೇರಿದ್ದಾರೆ

@markydoodoo ತಡೆಹಿಡಿಯಲಾಗಿದೆ

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  1. ಪಿನ್ ಮಾಡಿದ ಟ್ವೀಟ್

    Fuck off, one-french-fry-at-a-time eaters.

  2. "Here's a photo of the clouds from my window seat in the plane I'm on" - White people

  3. Please remain seated until the aircraft comes to a complete stop. Then awkwardly stand up while we do nothing for like 10 minutes.

  4. The C in "stalactites" means that they descend from the ceiling, and the G in "stalagmites" means that they are straight-up gangsta.

  5. When people tell you to "get over yourself" and you're like "NEVER!"

  6. I keep a tiny vial of gluten in my pocket in case I ever need to smash it on the ground to make a getaway from a large group of hipsters

  7. date: peanut is such a cute nick name why do your friends call you that me: I only have one testicle date: oh me: and it's really small

  8. how can we trust the World Guinness Book of Records if they don't put themselves in their as the book with the most records

  9. I joined Twitter to write dick jokes not apologies

  10. Racist Mexican tweet coming in 3...2...Juan

  11. Millennial Wrestling names: -Macho man Randy savage af -The Underfleeker -Coco Baeware -The Chill warrior - Lit Flair

  12. who would win in a lightsaber duel?

  13. Congrats ! picked your tweet as Tweet of the Day:

  14. Who do I have to fuck at this Rite Aid to be sold some OTC cold medicine at the pharmacy drive thru window

  15. Raccoons wearing tiny little glasses, digging through trash and carefully reading nutritional information of any food items they find.

  16. *record scratch* *freeze frame* yup that's me. you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

  17. MOB BOSS: I want dat rat dead "Ok boss" MOB BOSS: Make it look like an accident "Ok boss" BOB ROSS: A happy little accident "Ok b— What the?

  18. Superman could have become a doctor, using his x-ray vision to detect life threatening tumors. But no, we really needed another journalist.

  19. I always eat cake like I'm about to be caught.

  20. People who order decaf because they're already "naturally perky" can fuck right off

  21. Space Cat: *furious as he knocks items off of a shelf and they just float in place, mocking him*

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