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Them: love ya! Me: I love you too.

Some of the greatest nights of my life were on stage with these guys this year. Thanks for accepting me. See you soon. https://twitter.com/deadandcompany/status/939328640696889346 …

I’m a warm, pilled-out froggy, whizzing my golf cart around the internet, doffing my wool cap to everyone I pass. beep beep hellllloo electric guitars let me get a look at you

Thank you everyone for the well wishes. Had surgery yesterday and woke up to see some amazingly kind and loving tweets. I’m so sorry that we couldn’t finish out the last few dates of the tour. This band and these shows mean the world to me. Love you all dearly.

*still staring straight ahead, contrite look on face, extending arm out to my side to fist-bump Jordan*https://twitter.com/studioworkhorse/status/937931565526540288 …

I’d like to apologize to the writer @c_m_dangelo for my over-caffeinated haughtiness. I made the mistake of confusing the limits of my knowledge with empirical fact. The rule on spelling numbers isn’t quite cut and dry, as evidenced by DMs from my friends whose takes varied.

CORRECTION: on Monday afternoon I posted to my Instagram stories a screenshot of a HuffPost headline that used the number 2 as opposed to spelling “two,” while citing a rule stating that number should be spelled at all times. It was used correctly as it should be in headlines.

My least favorite sound on the guitar is when someone changes pickups while a chord is ringing out. And now you know.

The longer the shot is, the more unchecked evil lays dormant in that cold, desolate excuse for a town.

There are literally no good movies that don’t have a long aerial shot of a truck driving down a snowy road while ominous music plays, and there are no bad movies that do.

If you want me to watch a movie, and it doesn’t contain at least one aerial shot of a car or truck driving across a snowy, tree-lined road, I’m gonna have to ask you to leave and let me watch the AppleTV bear while I think about what you’ve done.

Great songs are timeless.https://twitter.com/openculture/status/937594682925760512 …

It’s past 10pm. I should turn the lights on. #sundays

Life is a blackjack game where if you lose you get to keep betting, but if you win big you have to keep betting.

A fashion brand is only as good as their online retailers’ product photos.

“But the *right* 14 people liked this.”

If you lived here you’d be listening to me talk about how twitter is a sentient robot that doesn’t learn to think for itself but about itself and is trapped in a deep dream generator feedback loop of self-diagnosis and POV revision by now.

I just sneezed really quietly and someone said “bless you” really quietly because they weren’t sure if I sneezed, and I said “thank you” really quietly because I wasn’t sure if they said “bless you.”

Does anybody remember a Batman villain called “The Nibbler?” I, for one, do not.