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  1. Pinned Tweet
    15 Jun 2016

    Pretty sure the right way way to live life is to give no fucks but lots of damns

    75 replies 1,688 retweets 5,335 likes
  2. 6 hours ago
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    One of my most beloved irrational beliefs is that if you have a makeout dream about someone, odds are good they've also had one about you

    4 replies 3 retweets 57 likes
  3. 6 hours ago
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    My therapist pointed out that when I have a makeout dream about someone it usually just means I really want them to like me, which is depressingly accurate

    2 replies 49 likes
  4. 6 hours ago

    There's a small number of people I know irl about whom I have recurring individual makeout dreams, and sometimes I'm tempted to invite them all over for a dinner party and smile secretly the whole time

    3 replies 2 retweets 63 likes
  5. Retweeted
    7 hours ago

    And Sessions was working for the Confederacy.

    So Kushner was essentially working for Israel, Michael Flynn was working for Turkey, Paul Manafort was working for Ukraine, and Trump was working for Russia. But, hey, America First, right?
    1 reply 21 retweets 87 likes
  6. 7 hours ago

    This thread on Levine's decades of sordid harassment is illuminating & enraging

    I don't think there's nearly enough press attention being paid to the Met Opera scandal for hugely impactful as it has the potential to be.
    5 retweets 14 likes
  7. Retweeted
    11 hours ago

    The people who control the internet have made it into a violent game. If we don’t stop this now, we’re going to lose a lot more than just a network. We’re going to lose everything. I wrote this, and I mean it.

    32 replies 394 retweets 725 likes
  8. 8 hours ago
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    And also

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  9. 8 hours ago
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    For reference

    2 replies 3 likes
  10. Retweeted
    15 hours ago

    The graphic designer Ivan Chermayeff has died at 85; here's a cover illo he did for Dining when I was the editor & Nicki Kalish was art director.

    1 reply 15 retweets 77 likes
  11. 8 hours ago

    Tonight is wild

    So far I've rewritten 2 of the songs from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang to be about social media, no man nor god can stop me
    1 reply 19 likes
  12. 9 hours ago
    Replying to

    cc

    1 reply
  13. 9 hours ago
    Replying to

    ^^^ this is the really good one, don't forget to fave it

    3 replies 3 likes
  14. 9 hours ago
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    Don't Tweet Don't Tweet The tweets you regret, the regrets that you tweet

    1 reply 31 likes
  15. 9 hours ago
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    Someone to care for, to be there for I have YouTube

    1 reply 15 likes
  16. 9 hours ago

    So far I've rewritten 2 of the songs from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang to be about social media, no man nor god can stop me

    8 replies 1 retweet 55 likes
  17. Retweeted
    12 hours ago

    thank you, .

    4 replies 9 retweets 29 likes
  18. Retweeted
    10 hours ago

    HOLIDAY PARTY ETIQUETTE: Never ask writers “what are you working on?” Ask what interesting new vices they are cultivating.

    3 replies 37 retweets 151 likes
  19. 10 hours ago

    At last, she loves me

    2 replies 1 retweet 58 likes
  20. 11 hours ago

    Melissa livetweeting hallmark xmas movies is the best thing on twitter

    Replying to @Buote
    She is horny for the smell of trees. I think this tree lot guy has it on LOCK.
    8 retweets 22 likes
  21. 11 hours ago

    Since when does McDonald's serve malted shakes

    Trump's former advisers say he'd order "two Big Macs, two Fillet-O-Fish, and a chocolate malted." That's a 2,430 calorie meal
    18 replies 8 retweets 74 likes

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