Direction Of Travel

Swap out nation and issue for any others and you have summed up the social media decade in a nutshell.

Lap top left in black cab journey from New st square to kings x stn, dropped off at 6.10pm today, can you please retweet.

The beautiful game. Ran by snowflakes and scrooges. God forbid a manager shows some passion when his team score the jammiest goal the worlds ever seen in the 96th minute against your bitter rivals

I think we should all just lay off the cultural appropriation. Either stop cultural appropriation or stop accusing people of it. Like, one or the other 3shan nartaa7.

Am i the only one who wants to see that lorry fall into the ravine and roll over Kevin the fucking carrot? Its the 4th of November you advertising marketing purveyors of all that is utter shite. Fuck off with it till December you vultures.

That’s a beauty. “Yes u have the choice but only if u choose to do what I think is right”?? Brilliant

Personally I think both remainers and leavers aren't being completely honest and truthful about referendum fraud and illegal activities of both sides.

Few years ago I've seen this young boy (about 5) and his mother in McDonald's. He said "mummy can I have a cheeseburger?" To which she said "No! You're vegetarian". "No I'm not!" he replied. "Yes you are!!!"

December 25th to become international braid your hipster beard day?

I couldn’t care less whether he wears a poppy or not. Free choice etc. It just makes me laugh how the Stoke fans are jumping up to defend him, yet we all know, full well, they called him every name under the sun for refusing to wear a poppy in previous years at other clubs!

I stop at a red light. Driver pulls up close behind and yells that he’d have “made it through” if it wasn’t for me. I ask if he means he’d have jumped the red. He complains “all cyclists” do it. I point out that I’m a cyclist, stopped at a red. “Fuck off,” he says.

@piersmorgan James Bond would never use a papoose because his only true love tragically died in a drive-by shooting on their wedding day, leaving him a broken man - always seeking female companionship - unable to settle down for good and have kids. Case closed. #PapooseGate

Thanks for letting us all know you don't care by telling the world you don't care.

If I get called Hugo Lloris at uni one more time I will drop out

British soccer manager Steve Bruce has been fired by Aston Villa, which hopefully means my days of being called a 'bloody wanker' on Twitter by dozens of UK soccer fans each day are over!