Bissell's Symphony is the composer's finest work

Rejected commercial for the Bissell Symphony Vacuum + Steam Mop:

PRODUCT REVIEWER: I've tried all sorts of vacuums and steam mops, but only Bissell's Symph—

HR MANAGER: Sorry, but your job's been cut.

PRODUCT REVIEWER: What?

HR MANAGER: Yup. Don't need your opinion on the mop anymore. Good day.

[everyone leaves, PRODUCT REVIEWER​ sits alone in the dark]

PRODUCT REVIEWER: But if I can't review Bissell's Symphony, what am I?

FAIRY GODMOTHER: You're so much more!

PRODUCT REVIEWER Go away.

FAIRY GODMOTHER: Ok.

[FAIRY GODMOTHER leaves, returns after 15 min]

FAIRY GODMOTHER: Hey, my car needs a jump, can you help?

PRODUCT REVIEWER: Eh. Sure.

[they go to the car]

FAIRY GODMOTHER: Ugh, sorry, my car's a mess.

PRODUCT REVIEWER: Say, have you tried the Bissell Symphony?

FAIRY GODMOTHER: Uh...sure. You just carry that around?

PRODUCT REVIEWER: I really love this thing.

FAIRY GODMOTHER: Ok. Well hey, looks like my car's working now. Bye! [drives off]

PRODUCT REVIEWER: Wait, we didn't jump your......ok bye.

NARRATOR: Dejected, the ​PRODUCT REVIEWER wandered the Earth for 20 years, offering to review the Bissell Symphony for anyone who would listen.

NARRATION REVIEWER: Really? For 20 years? 

NARRATOR: That's what it says here.

NARRATION REVIEWER: That's dumb.

NARRATOR: You're dumb.

[they fight]

HR MANAGER: Stop it, both of you. Clean up your act.

PRODUCT REVIEWER: Clean up? Have you tried the Bissell—

[PRODUCT REVIEWER explodes]

NARRATOR: Whoa. That was weird.

NARRATION REVIEWER: Yeah. Nice mop though.

​[Bissell logo appears]