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Frank J. Fleming
I used to write political satire, but I now hate all politics and everyone involved with it so I'm writing SF and fantasy stories that everyone can enjoy!
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20 שע׳ Chase Mitchell
It's very funny to me that this is now just a photo a bunch of rich people posed for
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15 שע׳ Frank J. Fleming
We live in the best time in human history, and the reason we complain so much is because we’re ambitious and want things to be even better.
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18 שע׳ David Burge
Say what you want about Garrison, but he's given me 10,000 times more laughs than Doonesbury ever has
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20 באוג׳ Paxs☀️n
Have you ever seen a gibbon skeleton? Well you're never going to forget it. Look at this goofy thing:
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16 שע׳ Frank J. Fleming
I barely pay attention to new scientific health studies. Considering all the constant contradictions we’ve seen, health science seems hardly more rigorous than social sciences.
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23 באוג׳ Hadie Mart
IS IT JUST ME, OR DID I JUST PULL OFF THE GREATEST TWITTER SCHEME OF ALL TIME????? Read the first word of my tweets to find out....
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16 שע׳ Frank J. Fleming
All this arguing about politics shows a lot of concern for the welfare of our nation from both sides. This makes me optimistic.
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18 שע׳ Frank J. Fleming
I thought you had to be at least Ben Shapiro conservative to be subjected to this level of sociopathic hatred.
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19 שע׳ The Babylon Bee
Click On This Article To Find Out If Congressional Republicans Have Defunded Planned Parenthood Yet
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22 שע׳ Frank J. Fleming
Just read The Man Who Was Thursday. Not sure I completely understood it, but I understood enough. Fascinating.
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24 באוג׳ Frank J. Fleming
@SethAMandel @true בתגובה ל-
What are the roses? Support of The Last Jedi?
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20 באוג׳ Podcast Bae
Women are so adorable when you compliment their dress and the dress has pockets lol “Hey! Thats a really nice dress!” Woman: Thanks! IT HAS POCKETS! 😃 And then she puts her hands in them and show you lol
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21 באוג׳ Patrick Gerard
Facebook is pushing that "share a memory" junk where they make custom videos out of your old photos to boost engagement and I just literally got shown a bunch of happy cartoon characters dancing on my mom's grave. 🤦‍♂️
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24 באוג׳ Seth Mandel
KLION: I'm trying to organize a violent mob to descend on your workplace Me: I object to this idea KLION: Nazi!
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23 באוג׳ Stephen Gutowski
Amazon banned a gun book from their site last night. It told me the book violated their content guidelines but wouldn't say which guideline and wouldn't answer any further questions.
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23 באוג׳ Mike Drucker
I made a joke about atheist Batman wanting to debate the Joker. Upset with the stereotype, a person in my mentions went on to debate literally everyone.
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24 באוג׳ Robert A George
HATING this thread -- because I didn't write it myself!
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24 באוג׳ Frank J. Fleming
I’m thinking of being a right-wing grifter. Not for the money, but for the legitimate challenge of explaining how everything Trump does is smart and good.
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23 באוג׳ Victims of Communism
Today we commemorate to honor the memory of the millions killed by Nazi & Communist regimes across Europe. Never Forget, Never Again.
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23 באוג׳ Joe Berkowitz
Shoutout to Parks and Rec's devastating depiction of NPR.
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