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You may remember me from such other nature films as ‘Earwigs, Eww!’ and ‘Man Vs. Nature: The Road To Victory.’ Weekend Editor ⁓ The Daily Beast.

Joined May 2010

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    1 Aug 2014

    Twitter is where you make friends with strangers; Facebook is just where you learn to hate your friends.

  2. For a man who functionally lives on Twitter, the president doesn’t seem to really “get” the internet.

  3. Is there anyone in the counsel’s office named Bartleby?

  4. Retweeted
    Aug 31

    A great moment in movie history is when Harvey can't recognize The Joker until he takes off his surgery mask.

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    The Pentagon says it's killed 685 civilians in the ISIS air war. The real death toll could be 7 or 8 times that.

  6. 5 hours ago

    Kid Rock responds to an FEC complaint alleging that he is in violation of campaign finance laws.* * A sentence that can be written in 2017.

  7. 6 hours ago

    🎶 This percentage is still embarassiiiiiiiiiiiiiing 🎶

  8. 6 hours ago

    Sarah Huckabee Sanders concludes the White House press conference by “reminding” reporters to suggest a non-profit for Trump to donate to.

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    WH briefing starting just now after 1 hour delay. "Good afternoon," says Sarah Sanders. "Good evening," jokes in response.

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  12. 7 hours ago

    If dinosaurs have to be politicized, at least it's not by Nazis.

  13. 11 hours ago
  14. Retweeted
    Aug 31

    Even Princess Diana was tired of your bullshit.

  15. 14 hours ago
    Replying to

    The president has had trouble with "healing" before.

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  17. Aug 31
    Replying to

    Also not mentioned: when your puppy wrestles with other puppies and gets loose-tooth blood all over them and becomes a dog park pariah.

  18. Aug 31

    One thing people never tell you about getting a puppy is that there’s a solid month where you just find teeth on your floor all the time.

  19. Retweeted
    Aug 31
    Replying to

    Oh please give me ONE example of a criminal organization brought down on tax fraud. Other than that one. Or that one. Not that one either.

  20. Aug 31

    Mueller’s Russia probe has enlisted agents from the IRS’s criminal investigations unit.

  21. Aug 31

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