Magic Realism Bot

A grandmother dances with a piano on a marble mountain.

An island enjoys reading the philosophy of Kant.

A Chinese mother discovers that her grandfather is made from pearls.

An alchemist owns a treatise by Nietzsche on the subject of Hillary Clinton.

A shopkeeper befriends a golden tulip.

A 21-year-old pharmacist plants a seed which grows into a eucalyptus tree made of hunger.

A Young Adult writer discovers a button which allows her to turn everything into music.

A silent Scientologist sits on a frozen anthill.

A medieval Italian peasant appears in a drugstore in Texas. He has a message to deliver.

A pope discovers that the Uncertainty Principle does not exist, and is relieved.

In heaven there is an owl with kites instead of eyes.

In Baltimore there is an eye which is listening to a Wagner opera about a bubble.

A doctoral student writes a PhD thesis about every duchess's sigh that has taken place in Sydney.

A creature is born in Tennessee that is half bumble bee and half succubus. It has the mind of a Fijian rabbi.

An HR manager discovers that our destiny is under the spell of a silver dictator.

There is a porcelain circus tent in Dublin that feels serene.

A vice president is writing a list of people who will be saved: A neurosurgeon, a stonemason and an army officer.

A sultan is assassinated. The murderer is revealed to be a Barbie doll.

A necromancer owns a painting by Michelangelo which depicts every evil deed that has ever happened.

An archangel yearns to marry every hourglass in Barcelona.