jennifer laughran

@literaticat

Literary Agent, Children's Bookseller, Picky Slytherin. Has dime novel hidden in the corncrib. I prob'ly shouldn't brag, but dag, I amaze and astonish.

under my own vine & fig tree
Joined November 2008

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    6 Sep 2016

    There exists in this universe a fashion crop-top emblazoned with one of my dumber tweets. What a world we live in! 😂

  2. 15 hours ago

    I make all 2syl phrases into COPS song: cat fork cat fork, whatchugonna do, whatchu gonna do when they fork on u? pork bun pork bun, whatchu

  3. 15 hours ago

    Oh wait, what's that you say? You're a marginalized writer? You've got a "weird" book? A graphic novel? A PAPERBACK? SORRY!

  4. 15 hours ago

    No worries. If you've got a huge 6-fig book deal w massive publicity machine behind it, you won't be affected by list changes!

  5. 15 hours ago

    Given the now near-impossibility, it's a shame the industry places such importance on hitting the NYT list. CAN WE INVENT SOMETHING BETTER?

  6. 15 hours ago

    And is it true that you're eliminating the GN lists? Just when they are really starting to be taken seriously?

  7. 15 hours ago

    This is really painful. Feels like a big FU to everyone w/out a giant hc print run + huge marketing. Why, ?

  8. 16 hours ago

    NO BAN! NO WALL! THIS IS OUR NEW YORK! at Washington Sq Park

  9. 16 hours ago

    I sorta thought had started loving on Kids Books more than in the past, but I guess...not. No more paperback lists? WTF!

  10. 17 hours ago

    EMERGENCY rally for muslim + immigrant rights tonight organized by . 5-8pm washington sq park. plz come:

  11. 18 hours ago

    PS: All the books in this puzzle are cat puns EXCEPT ONE. Secret feminist agenda for co? Couldn't come up w "Cat Chopin"?

  12. 19 hours ago

    (yes I can complain about the failings of both democracy AND jigsaw puzzles. i contain multitudes.)

  13. 19 hours ago

    I know it is small potatoes, but I am seriously annoyed that my most recent jigsaw puzzle is blatantly missing at least three pieces. ARGH

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    • @AltNatParkSer

      The Unofficial "Resistance" team of U.S. National Park Service. Not taxpayer subsidised! Come for rugged scenery, fossil beds, 89 million acres of landscape

  15. 20 hours ago

    to every person who's ever given me shit abt my grandpa's involvement w HUAC: the time has for you to prove you wouldn't have done the same.

  16. Jan 20

    No Gods, No Masters.

  17. 21 hours ago

    How're they gonna give an IDEOLOGY TEST to for visa apps that many Xtian fundamentalists wouldn't pass? And why wouldn't a "bad guy"...lie?

  18. 21 hours ago

    So students that are in the US for education literally can't go home to visit family bc they're not allowed back in

  19. Jan 24

    Trump is not "KING" He can't order one from discussing free speech! 1st amendment protects us. As a scientist at NPS, I FUCKING REFUSE!

  20. 22 hours ago

    "I know you asked for a query letter and no attachments. I'm not good at query letters, so I've attached the first fifty pages." um

  21. Jan 24

    Home at last. And LOOK at these blooms! YAY! It may be snowing outside, but it is spring in here. 🌷🌷🌷 thanks again, 🌷🌷🌷

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