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@birdlord

not even one of the better-known clowns

Toronto
Menyertai 2009 Mac

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  1. 7 Dis

    delivery driver just asked me to sign for a package with my "finger skin" so that's all the confirmation i needed that i'm living in a del Toro movie

  2. 2 Dis

    fascinating story of how/why NZ pubs had a 6 pm (!) closing time for 50 years

  3. 26 Nov

    did...did a rottweiler write this

  4. 23 Nov
    Membalas kepada

    "well, there's no urgent need for the hole" is now my standard reply to people asking how i am

  5. 23 Nov

    "there's no urgent need for the hole"

  6. 20 Nov

    HOBO (never cared about Degrassi tho it's definitely more Important, fight me, etc) KITH (easy) FRIENDLY G (this one was really tough but my heart is with Rusty & Jerome) HERITAGE MINS (had a dozen pals dress as different minutes for halloween, how could i not)

  7. Mengetweet Semula
    17 Nov

    What if I told you there was a way for the rich to no longer have to worry about their heads

  8. Mengetweet Semula
    14 Nov

    Hello my friends. There is no easy way to put this out there. This is my sister Becky. Since two years ago, everything has changed in our family. We are asking for help now, we love her more than I could ever tell you.

  9. 12 Nov

    this whole thread of weird fox grades is Extremely Worth It

  10. 28 Okt
  11. 28 Okt

    stranger things peddling the falsehood that reese's pieces have chocolate in them. they're just PB in a candy shell, sheeple!!

  12. Mengetweet Semula
    26 Okt

    A can of expanding foam went off on the shed and I'm now 6/4 on winning this year's Turner Prize.

  13. Mengetweet Semula
    25 Okt

    Hello "Teen" - why do the drug when, can pet the dog. C00L TO DO IT.

  14. Mengetweet Semula
    22 Okt
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  15. 21 Okt

    mary is really distilling the 'art of the blurb' down to its barest, grasping essence

  16. Mengetweet Semula
    9 Okt

    Appreciation of a deep hole is what separates us from the animals

  17. 8 Okt

    wednesday heard the siren song of a snack bag opening, and was ultra bummed to find it was Only Grapes

  18. 27 Sep
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  19. 27 Sep

    this afternoon's breaking of the sept heat wave has made me so absurdly happy i'm basically floating on the cool breeze

  20. Mengetweet Semula
    26 Sep

    You Don't Hate Adulthood, You Hate Capitalism

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