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    Nov 30

    As of this tweet, we have exactly 0 followers on our Facebook page. Agents! Go forth and Like!

    96 replies 79 retweets 410 likes
  2. 15 hours ago

    Thankfully, Twitter's "Mute Conversation" feature is also a Mossad conspiracy...

    Replying to @Steven_Swenson @GomesBolt and 3 others
    Hurricane Maria was a HAARP weather machine event like Harvey, Irma. Nasty New World Order, Jew World Order if you really want to be specific.
    20 replies 61 retweets 228 likes
  3. 16 hours ago

    No, that's our old motto. Now we are required to shout our names and mission details in public places.

    Replying to @BuckeyeSquadron @ArieFriedman @WalshFreedom
    An intelligence agency using deception!?!? Say it isn’t so
    13 replies 43 retweets 184 likes
  4. 17 hours ago

    There have been many inconsistencies about the actual age of Ahed Tamimi. Here is a more recent photo of her which clearly shows she is not a child.

    34 replies 98 retweets 334 likes
  5. 18 hours ago

    Arik is very disappointed in your decision.

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  6. 18 hours ago

    What do you think, should we put in touch with Black Cube?

    25 replies 50 retweets 203 likes
  7. 19 hours ago

    That's brebosterous!

    Palestinian refusal to receive Bence , vice US president.
    36 replies 145 retweets 696 likes
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  8. 21 hours ago

    Satoshi Nakamoto is the name given to the mysterious inventor of Bitcoin. Let's just say the original name was Satoshi Nakamossad.

    13 replies 74 retweets 244 likes
  9. 21 hours ago

    According to people like this Ben White, Ahed Tamimi will be a child for as long as she can be exploited. In reality, she's 18. Thanks Agent for running the figures.

    0:15
    Good morning. Overnight, Israeli occupation forces raided a family home in Nabi Saleh (the West Bank), arrested 17-y-o Palestinian child Ahed al-Tamimi, then boasted about it online with this video. Truly the bravery and morality of the "Israel Defense Forces" knows no bounds.
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    21 replies 104 retweets 207 likes
  10. 22 hours ago

    Awww.. Shirley Temper has come of age. Mazal tov.

    0:15
    Good morning. Overnight, Israeli occupation forces raided a family home in Nabi Saleh (the West Bank), arrested 17-y-o Palestinian child Ahed al-Tamimi, then boasted about it online with this video. Truly the bravery and morality of the "Israel Defense Forces" knows no bounds.
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    21 replies 45 retweets 199 likes
  11. Dec 18

    Here's a video showing what school looks like for Palestinian kids. Well it must be school, right? Today IS a school day...

    2:20
    בסרטון שמופץ בשעות האחרונות וצולם ביום שישי בנבי סלאח נראות פלסטיניות דוחפות, בועטות ומנסות לסטור לחיילים, שנמנעים מלהגיב
    77 replies 235 retweets 456 likes
  12. Dec 18

    Hey, . The ghost of Grand Mufti Amin Al-Husseini called. He says lay off his homeboy Adolf.

    I dont see any different, do you ?
    22 replies 42 retweets 151 likes
  13. Dec 18

    For those asking. Yes, we have Roladin.

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  14. Dec 18

    No seriously, you have to try these....

    24 replies 29 retweets 281 likes
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  15. Dec 18

    Ambassador , in response to your strong and consistent stance at the UN, we have sent over a box of thank you sufganiyot. We're talking the good kind.

    3:35
    . Ambassador Nikki Haley: Given the chance to vote again on Resolution 2234, I can say with complete confidence that the United States would vote no; we would exercise our veto power.
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  16. Dec 17

    We understand there a few "celebrations" going on in Western countries for PFLP's 50th anniversary. Besides literally being how you'd spell a fart, the PFLP is the reason air travel has sucked for you since the 70's.

    27 replies 418 retweets 1,198 likes
  17. Dec 17

    In solidarity with Teva Pharmaceuticals, The Mossad was on strike today until 14:00 Jerusalem time. So in case you were wondering why your phone wasn't glitching today, that's why.

    20 replies 105 retweets 623 likes
  18. Dec 16

    When your job does itself:

    129 replies 956 retweets 2,418 likes
  19. Dec 15

    Ahh.. the PFLP. We go way back. Your former leader Wadie Haddad never thanked us for the chocolates.

    34 replies 135 retweets 434 likes
  20. Dec 15

    has a copy.

    has a roadmap to liberate Palestine.
    156 replies 2,356 retweets 5,184 likes
  21. Dec 15

    Sweden: the motives for throwing Molotov Cocktails in a synagogue on more than one occasion are unclear and it's too early to determine if it will be investigated as a hate crime. Also Sweden:

    23 replies 282 retweets 411 likes
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