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Why is the new Belle doll uglier than the Beast?

Ever since I was a little boy all I wanted to be was a Hollywood liberal elitist.

Congratulations @BandryBarry! I LOVE Moonlight!

Does Casey Affleck know he's not playing that character anymore? #GoldenGlobes

Holy Shit!! Has Trump not tweeted a response to Meryl Streep's speech yet??

Meryl Streep is their God. #GoldenGlobes

That was a long story Tom Hiddleston told to pay himself a compliment. #GoldenGlobes

Is Nicole Kidman's old face going to be part of the In Memoriam? #GoldenGlobes

I'm gonna feel bad when the Stranger Things kids become drug addicts.

The whole Trump family saga is like something out of Shakespeare if Shakespeare was, like, retarded.

Want to become more politically involved so going to add activist to my Twitter bio. That should do it.

I can already tell this isn't gonna be your year either.

Caitlyn Jenner is coming out with a line of cosmetics. Primarily for women trying to cover up blemishes and that they were a man.

Really making good on my resolution to be a bigger cunt this year.

Remember when I said you have ten good years left? That was ten years ago.

Charles Manson is seriously ill and in the hospital. No longer sure if he'll make it to the inauguration.

Just saw a couple on HGTV whose budget for a house was the price of a good meal.

This is really fucking funny. I care about John Oliver, Billy!https://twitter.com/billyeichner/status/816354258673012737 …

What are moms always complaining about? I wish I could walk around pushing a stroller all day making people move out of my way.

"So what did you do for the holidays?" Fuck off.