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  1. Keep your friends close and your burritos closer.

  2. Sep 18

    Relationship status: committed to this burrito.

  3. Sep 18

    TechCrunch Disrupt = a technology conference. Crunch Disrupt = when you’re there in the back and everyone can hear you eating chips.

  4. Sep 17

    Thought a tight end was where you tuck the tortilla so your fillings don’t fall out.

  5. Sep 16
  6. Sep 15

    Sports are great because if you win you can get Chipotle and if you lose you can still get Chipotle.

  7. Sep 14

    If you're sad about it getting dark earlier, just let your burrito light the way.

  8. Sep 14

    I eat burritos. I ate burritos. I have eaten burritos.

  9. Sep 13

    Chips: A hoverboard for your salsa.

  10. Sep 12

    Only accept homecoming invitations in burrito form.

  11. Sep 12

    BRB: Busy Romancing Burrito.

  12. Sep 10
  13. Sep 10

    Game. Set. Munch. 🎾

  14. Sep 9

    Cheesin’ hard.

  15. Sep 9

    OOTD = Order of the Day

  16. Sep 8

    The 1st Chipotle opened on 7/13/93—on Evans Ave. in Denver. Renovated over the summer, Evans reopened, entering its 25th year in style.

  17. Sep 6

    Guac around the clock.

  18. Sep 5

    Guac is extra credit.

  19. Sep 4
  20. Sep 3

    Long weekend. Longer burrito.

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