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adrian crawford
I'm here to make puns and buy sneakers...and I'm all outta sneaker money
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Jason Gay 1 min.
did the WaPo put this on ( •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ A1 (⌐■_■)
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Svarer @jasongay
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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adrian crawford 6 min.
romaine calm, Melissa
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adrian crawford 6 min.
...shooters shoot
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Svarer @EvanJordan
in that case, PILLAGE AWAY
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DO NOT CONGRATULATE 33 min.
of course the next ones are gonna be white lmao
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adrian crawford 28 min.
convenience is next to godliness
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adrian crawford 38 min.
head to the diner and grab yourthelf a cup of coffee and a piece of python
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Svarer @25_male_nyc
sorry, you said “NO” joke? I...hmm.
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adrian crawford 2 t
happy birthday pal!
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adrian crawford 10 t
lmaoooooo
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adrian crawford 10 t
must be a different twitter
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Svarer @SaintBrendan
there’s one at the foot of my building and it takes everything in my power not to go downstairs and buy a snickers ice cream bar every day
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Ogugualuigi Anunoby 20 t
if your answer is anything other than Rice Krispie treats you're a cop
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Svarer @AveryChase
🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
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adrian crawford 11 t
eyyyyy my man! well deserved I’m sure
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adrian crawford 12 t
at one job we kept a spreadsheet of times when tech support screwed us and how. my manager told me it was okay to “write exactly how we feel,” I said I was f-ing pissed. he said write it, so I did. my boss’s boss called me SCREAMING about unprofessional behavior
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Svarer @EvanJordan
I would say no, but as an aside, tip the bartender a few bucks. complimentary booze means nobody takes out their wallets and tips
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Svarer @Crawf33
anyway I didn’t appear to get drafted in the first round so I guess I better keep hustlin
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adrian crawford 12 t
new job homie?
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