Stuart Langridge

I mean, come on. Embrasse-moi, dis-moi que tu m’aimes Fais-moi sourire au beau milieu d’un requiem. Those are actually delightful words.

Well, that was actually a good fun evening there. For 48% of us, anyway. #Eurovision

Gives hope to everyone with a tragic barnet. You too can overcome it and become world famous #represent #Eurovision

Porexit #eurovision

US votes for bloke with stupid hair, world ends EU votes for bloke with stupid hair,world ok The Atlantic has never seemed wider #Eurovision

You know that web blocking Amber Rudd & Theresa May say will keep us safe from nasty stuff? It's stopping the #Wanacry killswitch working.https://twitter.com/NetworkString/status/863391705751588865 …

I think the last time we got twelve points off anyone was Katrina and the Waves, wasn't it? Or maybe Lulu #Eurovision

The Portuguese bloke is definitely gonna score some kind of sponsorship deal off of Timotei if he wins #Eurovision

Hang on how are #por that far ahead? I thought it was semi ok at best #Eurovision

Listening to Requiem by Alma on repeat while walking to the pub. I really like this. Even the chorus is growing on me. #fra #Eurovision

"Aggressively romantic yodelling" is the best caption I have seen on a picture since the penguin thinghttps://twitter.com/rossexton/status/863500907429974016 …

Glory to Arstotzka #eurovision

Nothing would be funnier. Vote now, Europe.https://twitter.com/RossMc11/status/863164387506495488 …

ok, pub, right?

No, you see, fantasy artists, female warriors wore proper suits of armour just like male warriors, they didn't just wear chainmail dresses

Do I have to sign up in the #eurovision app to vote? Not sure I'm prepared to get emailed by them forever

The Academie Franglaise would like that song. #fra #eurovision Can I vote just for the verse and not the terrible chorus?

hey, wow, this #fra song is excellent. (ten seconds pass and the chorus starts) oh no it isn't. The verses are excellent. Only.