The recent “2017 Resolutions for White Guys” gives an example of what you can expect from MTV News. MTV used to be about music; now it is about hating white people and ramming hard left propaganda down the throats of adolescents. Encouragingly, few people are finding a use for it, as Mark Dice documents:

On a tip from Katya Kakhov.

Hate hoaxes can ruin lives. Fortunately, it looks like the worst is over for the victims of a phony hate incident at Babson College in Wellesley, Massachusetts:

Babson College has cleared two students of any disciplinary violations stemming from their controversial drive through Wellesley College to celebrate Donald Trump’s victory the day after the presidential election, their lawyers said Monday.

Wellesley College is the alma mater of the vanquished Shrillary Rotten.

The students, Parker Rand-Ricciardi and Edward Tomasso, faced accusations of harassment and disorderly conduct before the college’s honor board on Friday.

The Nov. 9 incident sparked a post-election uproar, fueled by accusations on social media that the men spat on a Wellesley student and yelled racial and homophobic slurs while parked in front of Harambee House, a campus gathering place for African-American students.

Rand-Riccardi and Tomasso denied the allegations, and an investigation by Babson found no evidence the men did anything other than drive through the campus waving a Trump flag out the truck window and yelling “Make America Great Again.”

They were put through hell for a while and were kicked out of their fraternity, but despite doing nothing wrong they pleaded for forgiveness on Fakebook, so the college apparently figured they had been punished enough for indulging in thoughtcrime.

On a tip from Eddie_Valiant.

The Lid passes along this handy graphic, listing a few highly pertinent facts you won’t often hear on the nightly news:

Click through for details.

On a tip from Torcer.

Hold tight to your wallet, now that both parties have rejected the free market in favor of Keynesian Big Government prodigality. Unsurprisingly, Chuck Schumer — the leftist personification of bloated government to whom Trump donated more than to any other Senator — is on board with Trump’s Obama-esque stimulus plan:

“We think it should be large,” Schumer told ABC News’ Jon Karl and Rick Klein during their “Powerhouse Politics” podcast. “He’s mentioned a trillion dollars. I told him that sounded good to me.”

Schumer has highlighted infrastructure as one issue that Democrats can work with Trump on, casting some of the billionaire’s positions as “surprisingly” progressive and populist.

Anyone surprised that Trump is a progressive has not been paying attention.

Trump’s infrastructure plan is more in line with Democrats than members of his own party. He said during the campaign that he would “at least double” Hillary Clinton’s proposed $275 billion infrastructure plan. …

Trump’s influential son-in-law, Jared Kushner, told business leaders at a breakfast last week in Manhattan that Trump is closer to Schumer than to Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) when it comes to infrastructure spending.

“More in line with Democrats” is a refrain we are likely to hear many times over the next 4 years.

Democrats always back massive unaffordable spending, so long as it doesn’t help the military. As for Republicans, they haven’t stood up to Trump yet and aren’t about to start now:

According to several [Republican House] members, there has been informal talk of accepting a bill that’s only 50 percent paid for, with the rest of the borrowing being offset down the road by “economic growth.” It’s an arrangement Republicans would never have endorsed under a President Hillary Clinton…

Meanwhile, the national debt is closing in on $20 trillion. People are starting to figure out that the government will never pay it off, although it may try by inflating the currency, thereby rendering our money increasingly worthless.

The country is like some desperate, self-destructive fool who quit his job to go on a cocaine binge financed by a credit card that will soon be maxed out and canceled.

On tips from 762×51, Torcer, and TrojanMan. Hat tips: New Americana, Hot Air.

It should come as no surprise that Islamic colonists have taken to hate hoaxes like rats to a garbage heap. Devotion to an ideology that calls for targeting the innocent and helpless for terror attacks requires lacking a meaningful concept of shame. Also, deception is baked right into the cult; the term for lying to advance the spread of Islam is taqiyya. The latest example of applied taqiyya comes from the hoax-friendly college world:

A University of Michigan student who told police in November that a man threatened to set her hijab on fire could face charges after investigators discovered she fabricated the entire story, police announced Wednesday.

According to a statement from the Ann Arbor Police Department, detectives worked along with the U-M Division of Public Safety and the FBI to investigate the case, which had been classified as ethnic intimidation.

For once political correctness works against Muslims. If I told the authorities that someone threatened to set my hat on fire, they would tell me that my hat looks fine and that I ought to get lost because they have work to do. But if a Muslim says someone threatened to set her hijab on fire, they literally make a federal case out of it. It doesn’t take long for the FBI to see through these childish hoaxes — not that it takes local cops long either.

“Investigators conducted witness interviews and reviewed multiple surveillance videos of the area in question,” the department said. “During the course of the investigation, numerous inconsistencies in the statements provided by the alleged victim were identified. Following a thorough investigation, detectives have determined the incident in question did not occur.”

The imaginary Islamophobe allegedly threatened to set her on fire with a lighter. Unless he happened to be lugging around a can of gasoline, this doesn’t pass the laugh test.

Despite so many of these trivial incidents being proven as hoaxes, the liberal media establishment continues to hype the false narrative that there has been an epidemic of hate crimes since Trump’s election. Talk about fake news. If you keep repeating the lie, it will be believed — at least by those who really want to believe it.

We have no name for the hoaxer, but she still goes on the Hate Hoax List.

On tips from Sean C, Red, Bodhisattva, and Dave F.

How do you know if a hate crime is a hoax? A sure indication is that it perfectly fits into the alternate reality liberals feel self-righteous about living in, but would be preposterous in the real reality. Take for example evil racists spray-painting “Vote Trump” on a black church and setting it on fire. In Liberal Land, the KKK would be responsible. On planet Earth, you know it was a hoaxer like Andrew McClinton:

Mississippi Department of Public Safety spokesman Warren Strain says Andrew McClinton of Leland, Mississippi, who is African-American, is charged with first-degree arson of a place of worship.

McClinton was arrested Wednesday. Hopewell Missionary Baptist Church in Greenville, Mississippi, was burned and vandalized Nov. 1, a week before the presidential election.

Greenville is 78% black. After the arson, the congregants were welcomed at a mostly white church, the First Baptist Church of Greenville.

McClinton is aptly named, considering that Bill Clinton used to rave about his “vivid and painful” childhood memories of black churches being burned down by evil white racists in Arkansas. Characteristically, Clinton was lying; no black churches were burned down in Arkansas during his childhood.

Please welcome Mr. McClinton to the ignominious Hate Hoax List.

On tips from Varla, Nobama, Sean C, Conan, Roy, Red, Dean D, Pyrran, Rocco, Steve A, Bodhisattva, and Dave F.

A report from last month is worth another look in light of Monday’s Christmas market massacre in Berlin:

A translator at refugee camps in Germany has claimed Muslim migrants hate Christians and want to Islamize the country.

The woman, 39, from Eritrea, came to Germany as a refugee herself in 1991, before volunteering at asylum centers to “give something back.” …

During her time at a number of centers across the country, she said she discovered Muslim refugees preaching “pure hatred” of Christians. …

She told German Catholic website Kath.net: “They want Germany to be Islamized. They despise our country and our values.”

She claimed many of the migrants showed their “true colors” only when they were away from people of other religions. …

“Some women told me, ‘We will multiply our numbers. We must have more children than the Christians because it’s the only way we can destroy them here.’”

These aren’t the refugees of the past, who often assimilated, becoming valuable members of society. This is a conquering army.

People like Merkel know it. Yet they keep importing Islamic colonists by the millions, permanently displacing the native population. Not even the word “treason” can capture the enormity of this crime.

On a tip from Sean C.

Via Meme Generator, on a tip from StephaneDumas.

Adam Saleh joined the Hate Hoax List 2 years ago for making a phony video allegedly proving that the NYPD oppressively profiles Muslims. The hoax was so far over the top, it employed a fake police officer. Saleh is still at it, preposterously claiming that he was kicked off a flight just for speaking Arabic:

Look at all those retweets. All you need to do is be Muslim, a whiner, and a shameless liar. A generation of moonbats will carry you on their shoulders to fame.

Saleh has found his calling:

The Hate Hoax List isn’t good enough for Adam Saleh. He belongs in a Hate Hoaxer Hall of Infamy.

The effect of these stunts — unless we start standing up to political correctness — will be to force us to lower our guard against future Islamic terror attacks.

On a tip from Torcer. Hat tip: Twitchy.

I was going to resolve not to be so mean to moonbats. Then I saw MTV’s “2017 Resolutions for White Guys” video:

My new resolution is to make 2016 seem like a fading recollection of paradise for moonbats.

A countermoonbat responds to MTV’s gag-inducing racist/sexist idiocy:

On tips from Torcer and StephaneDumas. Hat tips: Right Wing News, Right Scoop.

This view of a Christmas market reflects the festive holiday scene in vibrant Berlin, thanks to Angela Merkel and the millions of terror-prone Islamic welfare colonists she has imported:

Come back in a generation and it is sure to look more lively — but only during Muslim holidays.

On a tip from Torcer.

Having abandoned any attempt to deal with the real world, moonbat munchkin Robert Reich is conspiring to create a fantasy inauguration day performance that will help him forget that his team lost the election:

Given a choice between Kid Rock and Ted Nugent on one side, and Reich’s collection of lame lefty pop stars on the other, I’ll go with the former.

On inauguration day, assuming his fantasy concert doesn’t materialize, Reich might want to nail some blankets over the windows, so that no reality can peek in through the blinds.

BTW, Reich misspelled the acronym for the militant pervert outfit GLAAD.

On a tip from TCS III.

I don’t feel so bad that the US government expects the workforce of contractors and subcontractors to be 7% disabled, now that I know how easy it is to qualify, thanks to an excellent piece by David Solway. To stay on top of the latest developments in societal rot, head straight to academia, where spoiled students and indulgent educrats have been pushing the concept of disability into new realms of absurdity:

A poor memory became a disability, for which students were allowed to bring a “Memory Aid” to exams — once called “cheating.” Fear of exams became a disability for which the student could be permitted to write at home. Bipolarity became a disability for which a student could request assignment deferrals and forgiveness for class absences, sometimes amounting to credit received for a course almost never attended. Habitual time-stress became a disability for which extra writing time would be allotted. Students who are unequal to the task of listening to and summarizing lecture material can request a “note-taker” conscripted from the student body — a permit which entails a host of obvious pragmatic and pedagogical perplexities.

Scent allergies became a disability, requiring teachers to abjure cologne or provide the student with an unoccupied room. Difficulty with normative procedures became a disability requiring advance course outlines and transcriptions of what are called “alternative format materials.” Dyslexia became a disability akin to blindness. A note from a psychologist reporting a student “under my care” can be used to set aside academic criteria and official class deportment.

At Western University, a student actually had her grade changed from an F to a B by the Faculty Dean on the grounds that she has an “intellectual disability” — i.e., she is mentally retarded.

A short-term effect of this lunacy has been to turn college students — young and strong, in the prime of life, venturing out to establish themselves in the world — into the squishy-soft, self-indulgent, self-hating, useless creatures we know as “snowflakes.” Other short-term effects include grade inflation, the collapse of standards, morale problems for both students and faculty, wasted time catering to whining parasites, unnecessary expenses that help drive up stratospheric tuition costs, et cetera.

Long-term effects may be worse still:

When the university succumbs to the disability prepossession across the board, the culture itself is at risk of intellectual and functional decay. It grows progressively disabled, incapable of dealing with reality, of managing its economic affairs, of recognizing its enemies, of absorbing adversity, and of disambiguating truth from error, fact from fiction and nature from ideology. Unfortunately, there is no superordinate Disability Office to appeal to, from which we can demand or expect the false magnanimity of concessionary privileges — which would, in any case, merely compound the syndrome from which we suffer.

This syndrome, known as moonbattery, is a terminal illness if not forcefully addressed before the degeneration becomes irreversible.

On a tip from Steve A.

When I say Lena Dunham is the most repulsive moonbat out there, I don’t mean just physically. I mean this:

Actress Lena Dunham announced during the most recent episode of her podcast “Women of the Hour” that she wishes she had undergone an abortion in order to combat “stigma around this issue.”

If there could be anything sicker than wishing you had killed your own child, it would be doing it so as to encourage others to do it too.

Dunham said that as an “abortion rights activist,” she always thought that she never did anything to “stigmatize abortion.”

“But one day, when I was visiting a Planned Parenthood in Texas a few years ago, a young girl walked up to me and asked me if I’d like to be a part of her project in which women share their stories of abortions,” Dunham said. “I sort of jumped. ‘I haven’t had an abortion,’ I told her.”

Just when we all thought Dunham was the perfect moonbat. Well, at least having something on your bucket list keeps life interesting.

Some vestigial trace of decency made her want the other person to know she had never had an abortion. Ashamed of this decency, she wants to root it out.

“I feel so proud of [women who have had abortions] for their bravery, for their self-knowledge, and it was a really important moment for me then to realize I had internalized some of what society was throwing at us and I had to put it in the garbage,” she said. “Now I can say that I still haven’t had an abortion, but I wish I had.”

Maybe what is stopping Lena from getting an abortion is a scarcity of men willing to come within 50 yards of her naked. She ought to give Michael Moore a call. He appears to be a male of the same species.

Update:

Never mind. Now she says the remark was a “distasteful joke” — much like her career.

On a tip from Dean D, Jester, Steve T, and Mr. Freemarket.

After a red flag–waving Islamic radical who had been enabled by political correctness killed 14 in a terror attack at Fort Hood, Army Chief of Staff General George Casey dutifully declared,

“It would be a shame — as great a tragedy as this was — it would be a shame if our diversity became a casualty as well.”

It was of course this deranged commitment to diversity as an end in itself at the expense of security and common sense that, along with a gun ban, allowed the terror attack to occur.

The sickness that made Casey cough up such a shameful clot of moonbattery has not been cured. It festers inside moonbats like David Andelman and then comes spurting out like slime from a bubo:

The apparent violent truck assault on Berlin’s crowded Breitscheidplatz Christmas market had all the hallmarks of Islamic State terrorism — the same type of semitruck, the same high speed of 40 miles an hour, the same mass of holiday revelers — as the horrific attack on the Promenade des Anglais in Nice last summer. In both cases, there were multiple deaths and scores of maimed and injured left in their wake.

But beyond the immediate panic and horror, there also appears to be a potentially more pernicious reward to the forces of the political far right best positioned to capitalize on such a tragedy.

That is, in any way helping the people who oppose the mass Islamic immigration that is apparently responsible for the attack is “more pernicious” than the murder of the 12 innocent people who have died so far.

If leftism were merely wrong, leftists could learn the foolishness of their ways and correct them. The problem is that it is not merely wrong, but willfully depraved.

On a tip from Torcer.

Cultural Marxist balkanization is an effective strategy for destroying a society, but useless for creating a new one on the ashes of the old. Last month’s University of California Students of Color Conference demonstrates why. UCLA student Jacqueline Alvarez reports:

[An] example of safe spaces gone wrong was the 2016 Students of Color Conference held [last] month, which hundreds of University of California students attended, including some of UCLA’s Undergraduate Students Association Council representatives. According to their mission statement, SOCC’s major goal was to “create a space to discuss, dissect, and create relevant solutions to issues surrounding students of color.” However, the conference eventually turned into a kind of “oppression Olympics,” where students argued over which minority group was oppressed the most rather than finding solidarity and understanding amongst each other.

More details from The College Fix:

The crux of the debate centered around the conference theme: “Fighting Anti-Blackness.” Apparently it was not communicated to students that the conference would have a particular theme this year. At the event, held at UC Irvine, students of different minority groups began arguing when it became known that the conference would focus almost exclusively on discrimination against the African American community.

In one of the larger workshops, one of the students raised a question about why the only issues being discussed were those involving anti-blackness, prompting an African-American student to respond that black students are the most oppressed, to which a Muslim student made a comment about her people being bombed in the Middle East, according to Alvarez.

This exchange, and others like it, resulted in the cancellation of several sessions on the second day of the conference, Alvarez said. Above all, conference participants each wanted to focus on their own particular minority issue, she said.

Moonbats who drove from all over the state to attend left early because they were upset. What good is a safe space if it makes snowflakes upset?

The conference typically ends with a demonstration and protest in the community surrounding the school where it takes place, however Alvarez said that this year students felt conflicted about participating.

“Students of other minority groups felt less inclined to protest for the causes of ‘Fighting anti-blackness’ and ‘Black Lives Matter,’” Alvarez said. “They did not think that these issues applied to them and therefore had no reason to protest for them.”

Once enough people reach this conclusion, cultural Marxism will no longer be an effective tool of social destruction, and America will once again be a healthy melting pot.

In the meantime, power belongs to whoever has the most victim status. Naturally, power-hungry groups will fight over this phony status like hyenas snarling at each other across a rotting carcass.

On tips from Steve A and Jester.

Passed along by Bodhisattva.

This democratic republic business is fine with Democrats, so long as they win. When they don’t, all bets are off. This presumably liberal citizen really blew a gasket yesterday:

The twisted rage on that woman’s face sums up moonbattery in all its tyrannical psychosis.

It must be extra enraging for moonbats that more electors bailed on Shrillary than on Trump:

On tips from TCS III and Torcer. Hat tip: Michelle Malkin.

We have some follow-up on Newsweek senior writer Kurt Eichenwald. He swore he would wreak vengeance upon the prankster who physically assaulted him with a tweet by bringing down the iron fist of the law:

However, it appears that once again Eichenwald is blowing smoke from a nether orifice:

A Twitter user under the handle “@jew_goldstein” tweeted an image Thursday with flashing colors saying Eichenwald deserved a seizure. Theresa Eichenwald, his wife, responded from his account, “@jew_goldstein This is his wife, you caused a seizure. I have your information and have called the police to report the assault.”

Kurt said Friday that police are investigating whether this is a federal crime as he said it is a “cross-state assault.” The Dallas Police Department told TheDC that there is no police report from those dates from either Eichenwald and that they cannot have an investigation without one.

The Daily Caller reached out to Eichenwald to ask him if he had filed a police report with the Dallas Police Department on Thursday and Friday, and he repeatedly refused to answer.

Eichenwald repeatedly refused to answer a direct yes or no question? Hard to imagine.

Maybe he skipped the local police and took the matter directly to his friends at the CIA — the ones who give him secret messages.

On tips from Byron and J.

Last night’s satanic mayhem at a Berlin Christmas market was almost certainly yet another example of Muslim terrorism. It’s not as if no one saw it coming:

Terrorists are planning a wave of Christmas attacks throughout Europe, targeting shopping areas and crowded market-places to maximise casualties.

The main groups plotting Yuletide blood-letting are Islamic State and al-Qaeda and UK intelligence agencies and counter-terror police are on high-alert. …

American State Department officials have warned US travellers to be vigilant when travelling to Europe – and to be particularly careful when going to Christmas events.

Obviously, it is not tolerable that Europeans cannot celebrate Christmas in safety.

If the Islamic army occupying their lands had invaded by conventional means, Europeans would fight them to the death, as they did at the Battle of Tours and the gates of Vienna. But after 1,400 years of attempting to eradicate Western Civilization, Muslims have settled on a more effective form of conquest.

According to NBC, Germany’s government imported over 2.1 million immigrants last year. The vast majority are Muslim. Given the respective populations, that is the equivalent of the USA welcoming 8.3 million colonists.

The unavoidable result is unfolding before our eyes.

So far 12 have died as a result of Berlin attack. If the obvious is confirmed and this is found to be yet another act of Islamic terror, Angela Merkel should be charged with 12 counts of accessory to murder.

On a tip from Jester.