Allie Broshಪರಿಶೀಲಿಸಿದ ಖಾತೆ

One of these days, I'm going to lose control, sign up for every social media platform on the internet, and show everyone everything.

Look, it's all fun and games when it's just tweeting, but shit's gonna get REAL once I move up to the harder stuff, like Tumblr. You'll see.

The great social media paradox: share, and expose myself as the sort of egotistical maniac who'd do that, or languish in No-Attention Land?

@AllieBrosh It's safer just to retweet things that other people say.

Or do I lurk in secrecy, no one ever being the wiser that I am someone who sometimes considers tweeting?

I mean, do I tweet and risk coming across as someone who feels the need to tweet about things?

I've never known how to handle the situation where I did or thought something, and then I need to decide whether to tweet about it or not.

If it continues to just blatantly survive like that, I may have to unleash the rest of Brianpocalypse.

It looks like we may have wounded it, but it's still twitching.

@AllieBrosh JUST LET US LOVE YOU BRIAN.

Just look how defiant Brian is being!https://twitter.com/bmkibler/status/461978936621015040 …

I don't know if Brian had planned on creating a power-mad arch-nemesis when he agreed to the bet, but it's too late for planning now.

I planned on unleashing Brianpocalypse all at once, but repetitively and unpredictably wrecking everything is turning out to be more fun.

@AllieBrosh What else shall we ruin? What else? Let's ruin everything!!!

I always sort of thought I would use my powers for good, but I just love ruining things too much.

Ah, memories....

@tommartell @AllieBrosh @bmkibler When are we getting Lounging Tom playmats??

I sort of liked the feeling of destroying something, though.