Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. I messed up something, and now I am forced to use the new Wordpoop editor. Bleah. Hopefully I won’t crash the blog doing this.
RIP, Carrie Fisher.
Dang, this sucks. Give me hunks, please.
Bunnies are frickin’ cute. And exactly what we need on an extra-crappy Winter Tuesday.
First group of bunnies: All love, all the time.
I’m going on a short journey, straight to your heart. And maybe your other internal organs. Do you like Monty Python movies?
Tuesday is already a garbagey day that feels like that pile of lint in the corner of your jacket pocket. An extra-crappy Winter Tuesday is more like when you reach into the junk drawer and your finger hits a tack. Not the end of the world, but just kind of extra-shitty and annoying.
You know when you’re walking barefoot across the bedroom and you hit your pinky toe on the bedframe corner at full stride and you collapse in friggin’ agony for thirty seconds? That shit almost always happens on Tuesday.
That’s when you need a funny bunny.
Aww, he likes the parsley in the garde- SHIT! Scott! Shoot it! SHOOT!
Thank you and have a lovely day. Try to forget what day it is and concentrate on the bunnies.
It’s going to be pretty warm here today (21F) but thankfully not so warm that the pond will melt, so I’m planning to do some limbing of my fallen pines with a bow saw while the ice is good and firm. On the down side, I saw an opossum in the barn last night and had to set the trap. If I catch it, I’ll either have to chop a hole to drown it, try to kill it with truck exhaust, hatchet the poor thing, or shoot it. I don’t really want to clean up the hatchet or the gun, so I may try exhaust. No, I will not use the flamethrower.
Oh, and I have to put in something like 10-12 hours at work (all paid, at least). How’s your day ahead look?
This seems a little risque, how’d it get into the binders?
Hello, and Welcome to Big Boob Friday- Semi-Finals, Pupster Picks Edition. These ladies didn’t get the most comments or upvotes, but made impactful first time appearances and have big boobs. Please vote for your favorite at the end of the thread.
#1 Vicki Li
https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2016/07/29/bbf-69/
Your model for today was born in China 0n July 31st, 1993, currently living in Houston, TX. She is active online, but only hands out mini snickers at Halloween. She stands 5’3″, measures 32DDD-26-24, and 105lbs. Please stop gawking and welcome, Miss Vicki Li aka Vickibaybeee!
Vicki Li
#2 Audray de Macedo
https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2016/08/19/gros-seins-vendredi/
Your model for today is a 20 year old French woman, model and law student. Please stop cross-fitting and welcome, Miss Audray de Macedo!
Audrey de Macedo
#3 Anastasiya Kvitko
https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2016/09/23/bbbf-2/
Your subject for today was born in Kaliningrad, Russia on August 3rd, 1995. She measures 5’9″, 37E-25-41(!). Please stop oppressing short legged doggies and welcome, Miss Anastasiya Kvitko!
Anastasiya Kvitko
#4 Alex Hanson
https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2016/11/11/bbf-80/
Your model for today was born October 24th, 1993 in Stillwater, Minnesota, Canada. She measures 5’9″, 35-24-35. Please stop lamenting long enough to welcome, Miss Alex Hanson!
Alex Hanson
*the Poles are Closed and Possibly Invaded by Russia* Final Results:
Here it is, a mere 4 days after the New Year, and experts tell us that 97% of resolutions have failed by now. Who are these so-called experts you may ask? And my response, to paraphrase Mare, would be “Cock“.
This little ditty is a cover of a song originally performed by The Zombies
Lose weight
Get organized
Quit smoking
Spend more time with family
Stay fit and healthy
Spend less, save more
Good luck with any resolutions you might have made or will be making. It’s good to have goals! My personal bias is to just get stuff done when it occurs to me not to make airy promises on New Years. Doesn’t happen that often but when I make my mind up to do something it happens. Just ask your mom.
Good morning, and welcome to the first edition of Hunky Hump Day for 2017. Not making any promises beyond that.
I didn’t win the Name That Tune game, but I had a good showing for it being all 50’s and 60’s songs. I knew this one.
Before hunk-time, I’d like to thank Carin again for my Secret Santa gifts.
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Because for an entire calendar year, Hillary! will never be president. Today is New Year’s Day (Observed) at my office, so I’m going to try and get a workout in, do some office rearranging, and tidy up so that I can begin the year with a fresh, energized perspective.
How are you starting your year?
Shades indoors? Weird.
Let us get our gameday faces on and celebrate.
This the thread where you can document and share your resolutions. Allow me to inspire and motivate.
…or boobs.
