O Canada! Blogathan 2017

Just a reminder that the O Canada! Blogathon 2017 starts tomorrow and continues all weekend! Stay tuned for my upcoming three posts on Guy Maddin's film, My Winnipeg.

If you want to browse around the blogathan and see what else is on offer, the full list of participants and topics is found here.

And although he has nothing to do with the film I've chosen, may I just say how much I love Donald Sutherland? He is a National Treasure.

Gung Hey Fat Choy!

Today is the Lunar New Year, so welcome to the Year of the Rooster, everyone! Gung hey fat choy!

What can we expect in a Rooster Year? According to Susan Levitt and Jean Tang in Taoist Astrology, the Year of the Rooster is:

. . . a time of practical endeavors, conscientiousness, hard work, and discipline. Politically conservative police states gain power, and law and order are championed.

Oh my!

Because I was born in 1957, my astrological sign is Rooster too! Hopefully, that should mean 2017 will be an especially good and benevolent year for me. Hey, any other Roosters out there?

And finally -- to guarantee good luck and prosperity for the upcoming year, be sure to exchange a small coin with a friend today -- click here for details of this fun little ritual!

Happy Robbie Burns Day!

Och aye, it's time again to celebrate whisky, kilts and bagpipes!

Apparently, "whisky" is an old gaelic word for "the water of life" or "soup of the day" or something. Whatever!

Here's some upscale, value-added whisky soup!

Be sure to brush your teeth afterwards . . .

. . . because you never know when you might be called upon to kiss a half-naked man in a kilt. But why are this guy's hands so white?  Did he wash them too soon after the spray tan was applied?

This is the Scottish pipe band known as the "Marilyn Monroe Highlanders."

Oh, those nimble fingers! *wink*

This brings a tear to my eye . . . .

Oh, thought I couldn't work superheroes into this post? Think again!



I think we can all tell who the winner is here!

Meanwhile in Canada

While the eyes of the world are riveted on the USA, what's going on up here in the Great White North?

1. Why We Recycle

It took a group of neighbours in Calgary 3 years to save 600 milk cartons so they could build this multicoloured ice igloo. Even local teenagers helped in the teamwork by hauling wheelbarrows of snow for the mortar. Like good Canadians, the neighbours recycled the milk cartons afterwards and bought a bottle of hooch with the refund money to make hot toddies for the igloo's housewarming party.

2. No Problem, Just Rename It "Moby Private Part"

An ongoing Vancouver lawsuit concerns a condo corporation that is refusing to allow a local fish 'n chips shop named after Moby Dick to operate in the building's restaurant space. The condo board objects to the "offensive word" Dick in the restaurant's name, which it says will  harm the building's image and lower property values. Guess they don't know that the great white whale's moniker is really based on the short form of "Richard," eh? What a buncha dicks!

3. And Finally . . . .

That's it for now, everyone. Keep your stick on the ice!

Postscript

I just had to add this P.S. to my last post "Farewell, President Obama" because it's TOO friggin' funny!

Oh Captain America, you crazy patriot.

Farewell, President Obama

In my opinion, Barack Obama is a true example of all that is good and worthy about the United States. He is intelligent, principled and a class act. I admire him tremendously.

History will judge him well, I believe. And it will also be appalled by the unprecedented level of hideous personal and institutional racism that was directed at him during his administration by some Americans and the Republican Party.

It will be a while before America sees his like again.

Who Doesn't Love Pizza?

I figure that enough time has elapsed since January 1st that I can now safely post about this topic. Is anyone still following their New Year's Resolution diet? If so, I apologize in advance for the following photos. As for everyone else -- nom nom nom!

Just remember . . . .

So go big or go home!

Be like this brave little girl!

Incorporate pizza into all the important moments of your life!

Isn't it so precious when pizza first arrives?

The truly committed, of course, make pizza their lifestyle.

However, don't go overboard!

But if things do get out of hand, here's some free legal advice.

Pizza party at my place!