(The Twisted Omentum, Sat 24 Dec, 17:50, 5 replies)
/quantity over quality
(monkeon, Fri 23 Dec, 21:35, 8 replies)
I have a twinge of the prolly binduns, but 'ave it anyway
(thecrapgatsby, Thu 22 Dec, 12:07, 5 replies)
Suggest we fire photon torpedos.
(CoggShugger, Mon 12 Dec, 23:35, 5 replies)
Saddened to hear of the death of B3ta legend Rick Parfitt and we thought for old time's sake and a small tribute to him let's have quick Quo challenge.
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Save people from getting bored of the usual Christmas films by taking a non-festive flick and making it all Christmassy. Give us a Texas Chainsaw Christmas Tree Massacre or The Bridge over the River Mince Pie.
Make non-Christmas movies festive.
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It's been almost 10 years so we're doing a classic b3ta challenge again - If adverts told the truth PART 3!
Tear advertising convention a new one and reject this post-fact world. Use Photoshop for good for once and show the people the ugly truth about what they buy.
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We're scuba diving to the cinema this week. Fish up your favourite movies either with awful puns or complex re-imaginings.
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Put on your platforms, scribble on your face and pick up a guitar, we're going full on Glam Rock this week.
Just try and keep the Glitter to a minimum.
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Dogs do lots of jobs, but in these harsh financial times they could probably be pulling more weight. So set the hounds to work.
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This "Week" The suggestion comes from Kroney who muses
"Whilst I was passing through Miami airport at the tender age of 21, I fancied a beer. "ID" said the charming Southerner behind the desk, so I got out my passport and showed it to her.
"You have to be 21," she said. Now this confused me slightly as I had been 21 for several months by this point and my date of birth was staring her in my face.
"I am 21," I replied helpfully "it says so there, look"
"You have to be 21", she said getting angry.
Cut a long story short, I argued, the manager came out, I argued with him before I finally realised that they weren't looking at the date of birth at all. They were looking at the date of *issue*
That would have made me an annoyingly precocious four year old. What examples of unsurpassed mental genius have you experienced?"""""""
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Lets turn that frown upside down and put a smile on everyone's face with a week of happiness.
Show us what happy means to you, if you can remember what it looks like.
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America has a new leader. Celebrate this fact and show us what you think the Trump filled future holds.
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It's another trip down computer memory lane this week. We're raiding an old geocities gif archive and giving the horrors/delights a new lease of life.
Turn them in to movie posters, album covers, mashups and memes.
Handy search tool here www.gifcities.org/?q=b3ta
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It's Halloween so what better than a Pumpkin carving competition to keep us entertained. Get your knives out, grab a squash and stab away. Or just photoshop the orangey lumps.
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Status Quo
Saddened to hear of the death of B3ta legend Rick Parfitt and we thought for old time's sake and a small tribute to him let's have quick Quo challenge.
Stories of unsurpassed brilliance
This "Week" The suggestion comes from Kroney who muses "Whilst I was passing through Miami airport at the tender age of 21, I fancied a beer. "ID" said the charming Southerner behind the desk, so I got out my passport and showed it to her. "You have to be 21," she said. Now this confused me slightly as I had been 21 for several months by this point and my date of birth was staring her in my face. "I am 21," I replied helpfully "it says so there, look" "You have to be 21", she said getting angry. Cut a long story short, I argued, the manager came out, I argued with him before I finally realised that they weren't looking at the date of birth at all. They were looking at the date of *issue* That would have made me an annoyingly precocious four year old. What examples of unsurpassed mental genius have you experienced?"""""""
Gruesome Twosomes
Can you tell the difference between Ant and Dec? Fucked if we can remember, and we made the damn quiz.
Beer beer beer
We're going for a beer and you're invited. Sing a long with us. Or don't.
Buffy's Swearing Keyboard
At last - the truth is revealed - Buffy is a SWEARING Vampire Slayer. Press the keys on your keyboard, from A to Z to hear her filth.
48k Celebrity Awards
We select the best (or worst) examples of famous people in drawn with blocky pixels in old ZX Spectrum games.
Winner or Sinner
London readers will know the Winner or Sinner guy. He stands outside Oxford Circus preaching the word of God to disinterested commuters. B3ta correspondent Kirk Rutter has done the unthinkable, and approached him for an interview.
