Thursday, November 12, 2015

#1517: Eileen Dannemann

Eileen Dannemann is the director of the National Coalition of Organized Women (NCOW). It’s not so much an organization, really, as … well, Dannemann, mostly. She has at least figured that presenting herself as an organization lends her rants an air of authority: She is also the founder and apparently sole member of Progressive Convergence and the Vaccine Liberation Army, as well as co-founder of the now defunct organization Slave to the Metal. (Well, there is, in fact, a cofounder of NCOW, one Leland Lehrman, who also appears as Mother Media: People, Planet, Policy, which ostensibly gives you a “balanced view of politics and nature” – so balanced, in fact, that he had to put it in his organization’s name; otherwise you might not have noticed). What’s NCOW? According to Dannemann:

The National Coalition of Organized Women is a verb, an organizing force, a coalescing energy based on the Unified Field and quantum physics which defines it. NCOW has no matrix, no special tax status, no agenda. It can not [sic] be found because it is everywhere and nowhere at the same time. All activities arise from the ‘individual’, his/her personal connection to Source and the enlightened spiritual impulses deriving there from. NCOW is simply “individuals” spending their own time and money as individuals speaking up for progressive change and a new vision for America … and the world

That’s … deep. At least she uses the organizations as a way of promoting various screeds such as “A Treatise on the final American Era and new World Order marked by loss of personal and national consciousness.” Her main schtick seems to be that (as facilitated by the always-nefarious government) institutions of higher learning and research have become tools for Big Pharma. Thus, you shouldn’t trust anyone affiliated with them for health-related information and rather listen to … her, of course. Dannemann is one of those independent researchers who isn’t only free from government and Big Pharma influence; just to make sure she’s unbiased she has taken care not to be swayed by the allure of science, facts and evidence – reality, really – either, relying ultimately, and exclusively, on herself and her very own powers of intuition. Accoring to herself, she has a B.A. in psychology and has been “a practitioner of Transcendental Meditation since 1973”, so she is at least unencumbered by any relationship to any expertise relevant to her claims.

So, what’s she all about? Well, Dannemann is a hardcore anti-vaccine conspiracy theorist, but she also writes about genetically modified food (NCOW is described as the “grandmother of many of the anti-GMO coalitions”). She is, for instance, the source of the idea that the H1N1 vaccine is linked to 700 percent increase in miscarriages (promptly promoted by NaturalNews – at least Mike Adams provided several sources … which all turned out to be Dannemann and her various organizations). What’s her evidence? Well, Dannemann has been dumpster diving in the VAERS database as well as producing a list of 72 women who say they had the flu vaccine and then, some time after that, had a miscarriage (based on people voluntarily responding to ads placed on “selected” websites without any controls for accuracy, and seemingly without any control for double counting or anything else). There is no statistical analysis, no context, no nothing (and the number is way below random chance given the number of flu shots). In addition, though, she lists something she calls “statistical correction” and describes as “[b]ased on analysis of data from two different sources ... H1N1 vaccination program contributed to estimated 1,588 miscarriages and stillbirths,” coauthored by her, one Paul G. King, and Gary S. Goldman, whom we have encountered before. The correction is based on assuming that her list is accurate, and the assumption (pulled from thin air, it seems) that 85% of the actual cases were not reported. She also cites one of her press releases in which she accuses the CDC of falsifying reports based on a study by Goldman, which is based on … yup, Dannemann’s anecdotes.

Other than that, her website includes every significant antivaccine trope in the book, including blaming vaccines for shaken baby syndrome and links to studies by Mark and David Geier.


Diagnosis: Incoherently crazy denialist and crank magnet. Despite the rather obvious and blatant display of loon she has, apparently, managed to gain some influence among her like-minded.

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

#1516: Christine Daniel

Religious fundamentalism and quackery is an unholy combination. Christine Daniel, an LA-based Pentecostal minister, used her position as minister to earn the trust of patients on medical issues (yeah, many people haven’t really been taught the minimal critical thinking skills required to survive and thrive in a difficult world), and then used that trust to peddle (e.g. on the Trinity Broadcasting Network show Praise the Lord) “specially-prepared” herbal supplements that, according to her, could treat a wide variety of diseases including cancer, multiple sclerosis and Parkinson’s disease with a success rate as high as 80 percent. So, Daniel told her patients to stop their chemotherapy and other conventional therapies for cancer and instead send her $5,000 apiece to use her herbal cancer cure “C-Extract” (a chemical analysis showed that it consisted of a sunscreen preservative and beef extract). Over the course of a few years, she made over $1 million on the herbal cancer treatment, in addition to a heat machine that, according to her, would shrink tumors. Needless to say, it couldn’t. According to the original prosecution, at least 55 people used Dr. Daniel’s concoctions, and at least three dozen died after having rejected conventional cancer care.

However, in what must be said to be an unusual turn of events when it comes to faith healers, Daniel was actually convicted of several crimes including wire fraud, tax evasion and witness tampering and sentenced to 14 years in federal prison and ordered to repay over $1 million that she took from clients.

On her website Daniel also claimed to have witnessed a dead child being raised from the dead through the power of prayer, and she bragged about having been the “Mathematical Decoder of the secret Code embedded in the Davinci’s Code name” (don’t know; don’t want to know). Not particularly surprisingly, Daniel is also a creationist, having even written a book called My Cousins the Apes! Are You Serious? that challenges Ray Comfort for argumentative sophistication. According to the blurb, the book “reviews the hilarious evolution theory from a medical doctor’s point of view. It goes into detail to show the complexity of the human body. If apes became humans, where did the first ape come from? Why are we not seeing more apes becoming humans? How did the animals decide which one would be male and which one would be female?” Yeah, if you gotta ask that question, you ain’t never gonna know, I think.


Diagnosis: Insane monster. We wouldn’t be surprised if she actually really believed her claims, but that wouldn’t really make much of a difference. An utterly corrupted, repugnant excuse for a human being. Hopefully neutralized, but we suspect that there are plenty of people ready to take her place.

Tuesday, November 10, 2015

#1515: MaryAnn D'Ambrosio

If there is a fine line between motivational speakers and life coaches on the one hand, and New Age bullshitters on the other, many fail to observe it – perhaps because the motivational-speak guiding principle of promoting nothing whatsoever in the guise of positive thinking and using the techniques of televangelism, really is the same principle guiding the New Age crowd, with the difference being primarily a matter of the degree to which the promoter in question is aware of that guiding principle. MaryAnn D’Ambrosio (“Ph.D.”), who appears to fancy herself among the fomer, surely belongs to the latter. For the neat sum of $29.95, d’Ambrosio will sell you a deck of her Boundless Energy Cards, which will “assist you with clarity, focus and next steps that are always in complete alignment with your soul and hearts desire.” They are essentially flash cards with positive messages (actually, they “feature[] a photograph from MaryAnn’s personal travels around the world paired with a specific word to help you discover daily inspiration”), and according to D’Ambrosio “they easily help you remember (on a very deep energetic level) who you truly are and your heart’s desire. Here’s what makes them unique and so special . . . during the design and creation process, each card is imbued with a distinctive energy.” Oh, energy! And on a “very deep energetic level” at that!

Apparently, she specializes in teaching “heart-based entrepreneurs and professionals how to line up their energy to create their heart’s desire. A sought after motivational speaker and facilitator, MaryAnn has created numerous energy and spiritual workshops”. Her “Ph.D.” by the way is in “holistic life coaching” (finding an accredited institution offering that one is left as an exercise). She also holds an MBA and an Advanced Graduate Certificate from the Institute of Healing Arts & Sciences, which seems to be a website (with a physical address in a shopping mall in Bloomfield, CT), which is run by one Dorothy Martin-Neville and which offers a “2-Year Energy Medicine Certificate Program and a 4-Year Energy Medicine Practitioner (EMP) Diploma Program”.


Diagnosis: No, really. Apparently it probably does not fall under a legal definition of “fraud”. Imagine that. 

Monday, November 9, 2015

#1514: Jeff Daly


Jeffrey Daly is an attorney, pastor at Jesus Christ Fellowship in Lake County, California, and author of the book The Spiritual Battle For the White House. According to Daly, the US has been sliding toward secularism for the last one hundred years, but when President Obama bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia during a visit in 2012, he was really bowing down to a pagan god and it “ripped the final shred of divine covering over the White House”. So now we can just wait for divine punishment (bad) and the destruction of the world (good) and so on and so forth and blah.

Diagnosis: So our actions are going to bring us the judgment of Jesus, which may be a blessing beyond imagination or a nightmare beyond belief. A bit like the cenobites, really.

Sunday, November 8, 2015

#1513: Joe Dallas


And … back to the brimstone and anger fundamentalists. Joe Dallas claims to be an “ex-gay”; he is the former leader of Exodus International and current leader of his own reparative therapy group, Genesis Counseling. He has also endorsed the work of the impressively discredited Joseph Nicolosi, and is an officer of the National Association for Research & Therapy of Homosexuality famous for “joking” that it is better for a child to have brain damage than to be gay. In his own book on the issue, When Homosexuality Hits Home, he claims that people can change their sexual orientation and lists the “causes” of homosexuality (none of which are, of course, accepted by any serious research or expert), including “unmet needs for bonding with the same sex” and “early sexual violation” like child molestation. Satan also has a role, apparently. Therefore, Christian pastors who support gay rights are like Nazis and disobeying God (no, even if you accepted his ridiculous premises, it takes some good leaps of imagination to arrive at that conclusion). His own organization, by contrast, is “reclaiming Godly sexuality through the saving work of Jesus Christ, the sancifying work of the Holy Spirit and the Body Ministry of the Christian Church,” which is as sciency as reparative therapy gets, I suppose.

Dallas has also written The Complete Christian Guide to Understanding Homosexuality, together with the decidedly non-expert Nancy Heche, where he expands upon these issues (reviewed here, here, and here). Predictably enough, he doesn’t understand homosexuality and concludes by warning that gays and lesbians will “bring the judgment of God” on America, which really is something anyone could say of anything they don’t like; and, yes – it’s in the end pretty much all he’s got. He has asserted it several times, though.

Diagnosis: Steeped in delusion, and pretty darn serious about it.