Medic Dave

I’m using the top of the range nappies for my boy & feel like I’m over tightening them, but if he sleeps on his stomach he leaks through. Top and pants are soaking, I’ve changed him twice tonight. #Help, anyone with this challenge that has overcome it?

I currently have 1 foot in the grave according to a study I’ve read on what sleep deprivation does to the body. We should get 8 hours per night.The past 5 nights I’ve gotten 18 out of a potential 40 hours. Explains how I can’t recall details from this week. #Increasesfuneralcover

How do I know when the carrots I planted and lovingly hand reared are ready to be plucked from Mother Earth ? #davethefarmer

Have a Labrador as your bestie means that you will never be alone. Especially if food is involved. He is my shadow. #goodboy https://www.instagram.com/p/B0Ie_5tJsd0/?igshid=173v4by5af28p …

My dad brought an apple pie from peregrine and dropped it at my place. This has been the best ending to the week.

Wife goes in for a fairly big op, I’m at home with the 5 & 1 yr old for a week & will be the only able adult here for the next 5 weeks. Friend asks me how babysitting is going. It’s called parenting bro. You babysit other people kids. I’m a parent to my kids. #exasperated

My pinky finger and palm have been numb all day. I googled it, I have cancer now.

The age filter should have a checkbox for smokers

Got flagged down for a guy covered in blood on the way home from work in the @CSOCape RV.Chap had robbed citizen,citizen gave chase and an altercation occurred. Citizen 1, robber 0. Do you think we could get 1 SAPS member out?Nope not 1. Another criminal not charged #Milnerton

The new blue gum(indoor fire wood) is red in colour and a lighter wood than the previous delivery. It offers at least 3 times the heat but produces very little coal. Anyone know what breed of blue gum this could be ? #tree #wood #Sustainability

11:11

Ssshhh just let it happen

No biltong here #Stowaway https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz5slaDpPrc/?igshid=1l5hsifx3rru3 …

#REDRUM https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz24t2GpJjF/?igshid=p49rix1vt0j7 …

And so begins our staycation.

Where did everyone goto complain #WhenTwitterWasDown ?

Joh the recap of stranger things is on point !

Jazz has got to be the most irritating attempt at music

Insomnia you SOB