Grover

@XGroverX

If you think human beings have evolved a lot. Look at how much Egyptians worshiped cats. Then go look at Facebook for about 10 minutes.

ಮಾರ್ಚ್ 2012 ಸಮಯದಲ್ಲಿ ಸೇರಿದ್ದಾರೆ

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  1. ಪಿನ್ ಮಾಡಿದ ಟ್ವೀಟ್
    ಫೆಬ್ರ 9

    "I resent the implication that this administration is shamelessly plugging Ivanka Trump's clothing line."

  2. ಮೇ 1,2015

    Why don't I like swimming in the ocean? Hmm....I guess because SHARKS LIVE IN THE FUCKING OCEAN! ARE YOU INSANE?!

  3. ಏಪ್ರಿ 3,2016

    "HAHA! Honey get in here! Holy shit! HAHA! This is the best thing that's ever happened to me!" - The first guy to put sunglasses on his dog

  4. 19 ಗಂಟೆಗಳ ಹಿಂದೆ

    Woman: I can't believe I'm about to have sex with Leonardo Dicaprio! Dicaprio: *Taking out strap on* Yeah, really pound me. Woman: ....what?

  5. 20 ಗಂಟೆಗಳ ಹಿಂದೆ

    Waiter: What can I get for you Mr. President? Trump: I'll have a steak medium, with a-- Bannon: He'll have a salad Trump: I'll have a salad

  6. ಫೆಬ್ರ 11

    Kane lays dying....a snow globe slowly drops form his hand...he whispers the word... "Chipotle...." Then craps his pants

  7. ಫೆಬ್ರ 11

    Sexy is a state of mind. I say from my recliner. As I eat nachos.

  8. ಫೆಬ್ರ 11

    Watching Star Wars with Neil deGrasse Tyson Neil: AND ANOTHER reason why that is impossible is because- Me: SHUT UP! JUST WATCH THE MOVIE!

  9. ಫೆಬ್ರ 11

    50 Shades of grey (2011): A guy ties a girl up and puts 50 different shades of grey crayons up her butt.

  10. ಫೆಬ್ರ 10

    "I just walk up and give them cooties. I don't even ask."

  11. ಫೆಬ್ರ 10

    Jokes on you, Iran. We elected Death to America as our President.

  12. ಫೆಬ್ರ 10

    *Racoons in our trash* Wife: Haha! They look like little robbers. *Racoon walks over with switch blade* Racoon: Give me your purse bitch

  13. ಫೆಬ್ರ 10

    A guy walks up to a urinal next to a T-Rex T-Rex: Oh good, someone else finally came in. Hey, listen can you do me a big favor....?

  14. ಫೆಬ್ರ 10

    Bannon: I agree Mr. president we sh-- Link: *kicks the door open* Let Zelda go, Bannon! Bannon: *takes pig form* Fool! The triforce is mine!

  15. ಫೆಬ್ರ 10

    Me: Let me get the door for you. Her: I have a boyfriend. Me: SEE YOU IN COURT!

  16. ಫೆಬ್ರ 10

    Pence: We just found out there's more oil in Iran than we thought. Bannon: Sounds like Iran needs to be "liberated" Trump: Where's my robe?

  17. ಫೆಬ್ರ 10

    When you get on Twitter and see "Death to America" is the number one thing trending

  18. ಫೆಬ್ರ 10

    My grandpa has dementia and screams this exact same phrase at our dog.

  19. ಫೆಬ್ರ 10

    Last night, I realized that if you read Trump quotes/tweets in the voice of Master Shake, everything makes way more sense.

  20. ಫೆಬ್ರ 10

    "I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT!" Yelled the grown man at the judge after he just lost in court.

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    • @geekysteven

      I write weird jokes. Avi by

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