Matt LeeAkun terverifikasi

@mattl

British in USA. He/Him. Artist. Alt-Comedy writer/director & oddball. Free software, free culture, free society. DMs. Uses:

Boston, MA
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Bergabung Januari 2007
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    2 Feb

    I found out I can put an ad on the screen in the elevator at work for $15.

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  2. 33 menit yang lalu

    The one on the right is for those catering sized jars of mayonnaise.

    tonight on Spoons That Can Go To Hell,
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    Someone should tape a bottle of gin to a Murder She Wrote box set. That’s a natural sleep aid too.

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    New! ZzzQuil PURE Zzzs, a drug –free sleep-aid made with a unique blend of melatonin and botanicals. Most importantly, it really works.
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    Geoffrey Owens is what we think of as a successful working actor. Apparently, that’s why a woman shopping at Trader Joe’s was so jarred to see Owens bagging groceries that she snapped his photo and sent it to the Daily Mail.

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  5. 6 jam yang lalu

    I went on this. It’s very good.

    I'll be giving an encore performance of my North End tour inspired by Jane Jacobs' work on Saturday, September 9th. Urban planning, public art, sidewalks, libraries, and other key matters. Tickets here:
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    Nah, this is Madness.

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    This is amazing
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    Huge wikihole on band name origins * 10cc - more than average amount of ejaculation, potent as fuck. * Linkin Park —wanted Lincoln Park but couldn't afford domain name * Led Zeppelin. A worse lead balloon. Spelt wrong to encourage correct pronunciation.

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    1 Sep

    Wow. There’s an actual real-life music festival for people who say ‘wine o’clock’

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    1 Sep

    I enjoyed this so I made my own. I hope the marketing folks at Listerine are paying attention.

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    Plus, the people that work at TJ’s in my neighborhood are awesome.

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    1 Sep

    help, I've been inside of buc-ee's gas stations four times in six days, and I think might be one of the few people on here that understands this

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  13. 1 Sep

    Great to know people are streaming Short Circuit 2 for others to watch. It’s a great movie.

    I wonder how hard it would be to build a website that had a database of sc2 streamers and you picked who you wanted to watch, but if their opponent was streaming it would split the page to show both streams side by side. Hard part is parsing who someone’s opponent is.
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  14. 1 Sep

    I enjoyed this so I made my own. I hope the marketing folks at Listerine are paying attention.

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  15. 1 Sep

    That knighthood is getting closer and closer.

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  16. 1 Sep

    740 page book for $24, use code FIFTEEN at

    Just a few of the delights inside Scarred for Life Volume One's 740 pages! And it's still on offer - get 15% off when you use the case-sensitive code FIFTEEN. The direct link is in our Twitter bio...
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  17. 1 Sep

    Your mates and people you really want as mates berate dickheads and praise the misunderstood

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  18. 1 Sep

    I guess yesterday was Christmas Day, so Happy Boxing Day to students of Metro Boston.

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    1 Sep

    "This is the problem with free speech."

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    The "tweets were taken out of context." , the organiser of a 29ft, bikini-clad balloon defends tweets some have described as anti-semitic. Read about the balloon here:
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  20. 1 Sep

    I’d probably say “flighty moments of stark realization and swearing”

    Welcome to my comedy/movie focused output.
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    1 Sep
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    is that why all my hate mail has been more vulgar lately

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