Matt LeeAkun terverifikasi

@mattl

British in USA. He/Him. Artist. Alt-Comedy writer/director & oddball. Free software, free culture, free society. DMs. Uses:

Boston, MA
Bergabung Januari 2007

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    2 Feb

    I found out I can put an ad on the screen in the elevator at work for $15.

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    The one on the right is for those catering sized jars of mayonnaise.

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    Someone should tape a bottle of gin to a Murder She Wrote box set. That’s a natural sleep aid too.

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    Geoffrey Owens is what we think of as a successful working actor. Apparently, that’s why a woman shopping at Trader Joe’s was so jarred to see Owens bagging groceries that she snapped his photo and sent it to the Daily Mail.

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    Huge wikihole on band name origins * 10cc - more than average amount of ejaculation, potent as fuck. * Linkin Park —wanted Lincoln Park but couldn't afford domain name * Led Zeppelin. A worse lead balloon. Spelt wrong to encourage correct pronunciation.

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    1 Sep

    Wow. There’s an actual real-life music festival for people who say ‘wine o’clock’

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    1 Sep

    I enjoyed this so I made my own. I hope the marketing folks at Listerine are paying attention.

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    1 Sep
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    Plus, the people that work at TJ’s in my neighborhood are awesome.

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    1 Sep

    help, I've been inside of buc-ee's gas stations four times in six days, and I think might be one of the few people on here that understands this

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  13. 1 Sep

    Great to know people are streaming Short Circuit 2 for others to watch. It’s a great movie.

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    I enjoyed this so I made my own. I hope the marketing folks at Listerine are paying attention.

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  15. 1 Sep

    That knighthood is getting closer and closer.

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  17. 1 Sep

    Your mates and people you really want as mates berate dickheads and praise the misunderstood

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  18. 1 Sep

    I guess yesterday was Christmas Day, so Happy Boxing Day to students of Metro Boston.

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    1 Sep

    "This is the problem with free speech."

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  20. 1 Sep

    I’d probably say “flighty moments of stark realization and swearing”

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    1 Sep
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    is that why all my hate mail has been more vulgar lately

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