This is my best selfie! by Polymathyx in pics

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"Now we go to hotel for watersport party."

Ok, now a serious one by ching2015 in funny

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Police dog is very serious about his job.

Thigh Gap by horrorinthedark in funny

[–]TooShiftyForYou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, just whichever one it is looks bad for making the post.

Thigh Gap by horrorinthedark in funny

[–]TooShiftyForYou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure this helps prove your point.

Supreme Court nominee Gorsuch calls Trump's tweets 'disheartening' by malakon in politics

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Ron Bonjean, who is leading communications for Gorsuch during the confirmation process, confirmed Gorsuch called Trump's tweet about the "so-called judge" "disheartening" and "demoralizing" in his conversation with Blumenthal.

So the guy is totally owning his comments. Good for him. Wouldn't have expected that so soon.

A flintlock grenade launcher by Palana in pics

[–]TooShiftyForYou 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think I'd prefer to just throw the grenade.

TIL that Stallone spent nine days in hospital after Lundgren hit him for real while filming Rocky IV by FriendlyXenomorph in todayilearned

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So I said to Dolph, “We practiced one thing, [but] let’s just go at it for the first 15 seconds. I want you to try to knock me out. Just bomb away.” Well, he did. And he gets me in the corner, and he’s bombing away, and I’m tryin’ to slip the punches and then he comes with this uppercut in my chest, and I went: That hurt. Okay. Cut. Let’s finish the rest of the day. That night, I felt this thumping. It was hard to breathe. I went to the emergency room. My blood pressure was like 290, and they put me on a low-level flight to St. John’s Hospital where I was put into intensive care because the pericardial sac around my heart was swelling and impeding the beating of my heart. I was there, like I said, for nine days surrounded by nuns. Not good.

I love to read that in Stallone's voice.

A very honest parent by LittleJobu in funny

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"He's not an honor student, but he can read and stuff."

2017 got you down? Well, at least you aren't this guy. by Ltftho in sports

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The Raiders threaten to move so much who knows. At least their willingness to move the franchise around and take over different cities adds to the credence of their nickname.

2017 got you down? Well, at least you aren't this guy. by Ltftho in sports

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Suspiciously did not include any dates anywhere. I call bullshit.

In the Netherlands we have bridges just for animals, ecoducts by michielap in pics

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America has stuff like this mainly just for farmers to cross.

Making fun of someone for being skinny or fat in the gym is like asking for 2 or more years experience for an entry level job. by BDesh04 in Showerthoughts

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Of course there may be a few assholes, but for the most part it's just kind of a cliche to think that the big muscle bound guys and fitness buffs are going to look down on anyone new. Think about some of your favorite hobbies and how you would treat someone who just decided to get into them.