Mother sues airline after staff fly 5-year-old boy to wrong city and present her with a different 'son' by Sariel007 in news

[–]Sariel007[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You do not understand jokes.

You are also correct though, I don't know how attorneys get paid but since you qualified your statement with "likely" it sounds like you don't know either.

shrugs

Police: Woman made up clown attack because she was running late to work by porkchop_d_clown in offbeat

[–]Sariel007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is literally the #4 story in the sub right now. I just submitted this 3 hours ago and you reposted it? Why?

Mother sues airline after staff fly 5-year-old boy to wrong city and present her with a different 'son' by Sariel007 in news

[–]Sariel007[S] 601 points602 points  (0 children)

Naw, she just hired a lawyer.

Laywer: How did it make you feel when the airlines lost your child?

Mom: I was terrified.

Laywer: Ok, I am going to put down great emotional distress, extreme fear, horror, mental shock, mental anguish and psychological trauma. Terrified will get you $80,000, this will get you a couple of million, which after my take will net you $80,000.

Mother sues airline after staff fly 5-year-old boy to wrong city and present her with a different 'son' by Sariel007 in news

[–]Sariel007[S] 503 points504 points  (0 children)

The airline wouldn't even give us a refund.

Honest question as I don't have kids so never put one on a plane. Did someone working for the airlines put your child on the wrong plane or was (s(he old enough that they got on the plane by themselves?

If an airline employee put your child on the wrong plane then I think a refund is in order.

United Airlines passenger told to switch seats as Pakistani man 'did not want to sit next to woman' by Sariel007 in worldnews

[–]Sariel007[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I think you are half right i.e. the equally enforced policy, but when you force the women to move because of the other person's belief you telling women they are not equal to the men.

The men that request not to sit next to a woman, regardless of religion should be the person who has to move and if they don't like it they need to deal with it.

Eating roadkill in West Virginia by Sariel007 in nottheonion

[–]Sariel007[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Big Roadkill lobby pays them to look the other way.