Welcome to all of the newly minted Net fans! Don't worry, we won't judge you too hard. Since most people outside of hardcore NBA fans know much about our team, I wanted to introduce you to the important names of the current franchise you need to know.

Sean Marks - Our GM. Our lord and savior. We hail him as the best GM in the NBA for his genius rebuilding tactics that got us out of the NBAs darkest dungeon decades ahead of schedule.

Kenny Atkinson - Head coach. Among the best developmental coaches in the league. Still can be frustrating with rotations at times. Getting better each year.

Ian Eagle - GOAT color commentator. Watch YES network when possible.

Mikhail Prokhorov/Joe Tsai - Current/Future owners. Prokhorov will be relinquishing his ownership to Tsai in '21.

Caris "Le_____" Levert - He's our Pascal Siakam. A guy that should be a fringe all-star this season, and is our 3rd best player now behind KD and Kyrie. His foot went the wrong way last year but he said nah I'm good.

Jarrett "The Fro" Allen - Budding young center who is already a near elite shot blocker. Still gets bodied by bigger centers. Decent offensive game but has a problem with butterfingers still. Huge dork and one of the more loveable players in the league

Spencer "Winwiddie" Dinwiddie - Your favorite player's favorite player's favorite player. A Twitter icon. Dicks the Pistons everytime they play. Clowns the Knicks constantly. Likes DBZ a lot. Also really good at basketball. Probably the best backup PG in the NBA.

Rodions "Air Latvia" Kurucs - Row-Dee-Ons. Plays like he's the best player in the world to both positive and negative effects. Springy stretch 4 with promising upside.

Joe "Joey Moses" Harris - That white dude that won the 3-point contest. Elite 3-point shooter. Solid interior finisher. Fan favorite.