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I went to the Aldi only to realise that the stuff I wanted to buy was being offered in the Lidl. (self.germanproblems)

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Es gibt Lebkuchen in den Läden, Glühwein wird in Weihnachtsbuden verkauft und der erste Weihnachtsbaum im Ort steht... schon seit zwei Wochen. (self.germanproblems)

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It's a Länderspiel-Wochenende so there's no regular football to watch but the German WC qualifiers are but a matter of formality and totally uninteresting to watch (self.germanproblems)

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Also there's a Weinfest in basically all the hiking areas at this time of the year, so all my favourite Ausflugziele are just full of drunks (self.germanproblems)

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I went to the Aldi only to realise that the stuff I wanted to buy was being offered in the Lidl. (self.germanproblems)

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nicht meine Mutti (self.germanproblems)

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After ordering Kebab, we realized (self.germanproblems)

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I've had issues putting 16 vacation days throughout the first half of the year because my apprenticeship contract ends when exams are over. There was just no time. In the end, I put them between the two exams. Now I barely have enough time to prepare because I played a lot of Terraria... (self.germanproblems)

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I like dm better than Rossman but the closest dm is much farther away (self.germanproblems)

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My pretzel has too much salt on it. (self.germanproblems)

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I can never decide whether I want my bread vollwert or just vollkorn. (self.germanproblems)

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My amazingly sturdy, warm and waterproof snow boots feel too heavy and hot inside buildings. (self.germanproblems)

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This is what our local newspaper is like. (i.redd.it)

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Rewe stopped using plastic bags but still gives out shitty plastic flags to kids. (self.germanproblems)

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The local forester said that sometimes people call them to complain that the forest is untidy due to the rotting trees lying on the ground. (self.germanproblems)

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There's a full isle of wine from all over the world in Lidl, but just shitty no-name beer. (self.germanproblems)

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I can't find a pencil for my signature that will stick to my EC-Karte and every time I pay they want signature and not PIN. (self.germanproblems)

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When my friend starts every Whatsapp message with "Hallo X" and ends them with "Liebe Grüße, Z" and I have to do the same otherwise I feel rude. (self.germanproblems)

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I am in a new city and can't figure out how their Fahrkartenautomaten work. (self.germanproblems)

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All window seats in the bus were taken so I had to sit next to someone. (self.germanproblems)

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My neighbor complained that the plants in my garden grow too close to the fence that borders with her garden. (self.germanproblems)

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I wanted to show up to our meeting point on my bicycle to look like the cool sporty ecological guy in front of my car using friends, but it's too hot and I'm too lazy. (self.germanproblems)

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It's a hot summer afternoon and my friends want to go to a lake with me, but I've already been in the morning. (self.germanproblems)

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The Autobahnen in eastern Europe got so much better in the past years so I can get 2 hours quicker to my relatives and back but now I have to wait 2 hours at the border because of Grenzkontrollen. (self.germanproblems)

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My bicycle is broken so while it gets repaired I have to ride on my second bicycle which only has 5 gears and the tires aren't even puncture-proof. (self.germanproblems)

submitted by thumbtackswordsman

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