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Randi Mayem Singer
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Screenwriter of Mrs. Doubtfire, some other stuff you didn't see, and lots of stuff my name isn't on.
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(((Michael)))
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*chasing after the person that just robbed my house*
TEXT ME WHEN YOU GET HOME SO I KNOW YOU GOT BACK SAFELY
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Randi Mayem Singer
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Excellent work Billy Ray @WMR_Ray & @chrskeyser - LOVED #TheLastTycoon! Check it out @AmazonVideo #AmazonPilots and vote, everyone!
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Randi Mayem Singer
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Gun purchases should be banned for people on the No Fly list or anyone who likes your Facebook pics from 5 years ago at 3 in the morning.
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Randi Mayem Singer
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I try to date guys who look good without heads because I know eventually they'll be cropped out.
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Sorry, Great Britain, I saw EU out tonight with a much younger, hotter country.
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Randi Mayem Singer
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Whoa, I just saw Britain at the drugstore asking where the Plan B is.
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Randi Mayem Singer
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There's no mutual admiration greater than what's shared between two drunk girls in the ladies room on a Saturday night.
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Randi Mayem Singer
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@SJosephBurns thanks!
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@SJosephBurns thank you!
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Even if I've eaten, I identify as hungry.
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Keating Thomas
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The only qualification Donald Trump has to be president is his familiarity with several gross national products.
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Randi Mayem Singer
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Today in a nutshell:
The UK wants a do-over on Brexit & the GOP wants a do-over on the Comb-over.
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Randi Mayem Singer
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@TheGameFreakGuy totally serious. Figure if they'd say that to that guy, I don't ever want to run into them myself.
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Randi Mayem Singer
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@AndyRichter thank you so much. I'm a huge fan.
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Randi Mayem Singer
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Sometimes I like to block total strangers who haven't said a thing to me personally. So I get it, serial killers, I get it.
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It's like Britain woke up with a horrible hangover only to realize it just slept with a dodgy guy who promised a bunch of bullshit.
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If I were the EU I would NOT be home when Britain comes to pick up all its stuff.
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Ant Simpson
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don't say anything bad about the EU in front of Britain in case they get back together and we all have to go to brunch together or something
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Dave Stroup
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We should probably not let Trump back to the U.S. until we figure out what's going on.
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Randi Mayem Singer
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@SignorPallina If you saw the original film, Heston is talking about the humans for what they let happen to the planet.
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